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[–]kyledouglas521 6 points7 points ago

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I use minesweeper for that.

[–]louis_xiv42 0 points1 point ago

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Minecraft [Fixed]

[–]mchugho -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote for minesweeper sir.

[–]sirbobble 2 points3 points ago

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Funny enough I play solitaire on my phone when I poop and before I go to sleep, and any other free time I have. Although, I might be a solitaire addict. That is up for debate.

[–]jmWaka25 3 points4 points ago

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i agree. i literally play a suspicious amount of solitaire. people don't understand...frankly i'm not sure i do either.

[–]Just_A_Dance 0 points1 point ago

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I do exactly the same. I think I play solitaire more now than I use it as an actual phone. Constantly trying to beat my best time of 2:00.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is far to relevant. The internet network in my flat keeps acting up and I've played about 300 games of solitaire in 3 weeks.

[–]TheMonopolyGuy[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Are you also starting to get good at it, and speed running games? I finished a game in 96 seconds once.

[–]Scarbane 1 point2 points ago

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Before your internet goes down, you can save flash games to your desktop:

Using FIREFOX (sorry, Chrome users. I believe there is an extension for this, but you'll have to Google it):

  1. Go the the site with the game you would like to play offline.

  2. Right-click on the body of the page and select "View Page Source"

  3. The HTML code will appear. Hit CTRL + F. A search bar will pop up.

  4. Type swf, with no quotes, into the search. Find the file name that resembles the name of the game you wish to play.

  5. Once you copy that entire URL name, paste it into the search bar and hit Enter.

  6. Go to File --> Save Page As.. --> Save it to your Desktop (or wherever you want it to go).

Done. Now you can enjoy Flash games offline. I hope this helps :)

[–]TheMonopolyGuy[S] 4 points5 points ago

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But then when would I play solitaire?

[–]VWftw 1 point2 points ago

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Minecraft!!!

[–]JBless 1 point2 points ago

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hearts isnt bad, also fallout

[–]GrayMorning 1 point2 points ago

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I was just talking about this with my friends! Our internet has been crapping out every 15 minutes it seems, and as a result my solitaire win percentage has dropped to 44

[–]Lowsloweuro 0 points1 point ago

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Chess. When I'm using my Mac. Solitaire when on my pc.

[–]abusaif 0 points1 point ago

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Switch to Hearts. All I do is shoot for the moon.

[–]JimbobTheBuilder 0 points1 point ago

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that's what X-plane is great for

[–]karstens9 0 points1 point ago

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Holy Shit! That was me yesterday.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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whose Internet goes down these days? honestly?

[–]Perk456 0 points1 point ago

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Minecraf- DANG IT WHY DID YOU TaKE MINE

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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/r/adviceanimals

no one wants to see this unfunny shit.