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[–]GrimSpeaker 313 points314 points ago

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Yeah I hear elephants have excellent memories.

[–]chapster88 17 points18 points ago

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Excellent marrories...check out it's rack, no wonder he got horny.

[–]SirPrice 85 points86 points ago

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LOL, dude are you talking about mammaries?

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points ago*

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Dude. Why do you gotta make fun of the guy's accent?

[–]GORILLADIX 10 points11 points ago

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Down babba!

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Oh god.

[–]DarnTheseSocks 7 points8 points ago

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I believe it's spelled marromies.

[–]railmaniac 5 points6 points ago

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mallories.

[–]rabbitrun 1 point2 points ago

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MENDOZAAAAA!

[–]Chapster 0 points1 point ago

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Hey chapster88, I'm, chapster...

Are you future me?

[–]IknowBUDS 1 point2 points ago

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whenever i think of something funny, somebody has already thought it

[–]NorthernerWuwu -4 points-3 points ago

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Which might explain the resurrection of this picture even.

Seriously, it is pretty amusing but damn man, this one is from back when the internet still had a capital I. Tineye it if you want a lot of hits.

[–]TheSunAlsoRises 18 points19 points ago

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This argument is older than the internet.

[–]Iamsqueegee 13 points14 points ago

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This comment is a repost.

[–]JJEE 1 point2 points ago

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And still valid.

[–]Keep_Scrolling 172 points173 points ago

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The best thing is that the two riders have expressions that match the elephants

[–]babiesloveboobies 37 points38 points ago

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"Oh my! I do believe that's a penis!"

[–]GifForEveryOccasion 56 points57 points ago

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[–]antc1986 41 points42 points ago

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[–]IROK 10 points11 points ago

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The smile at the end makes this perfect.

[–]Vincent__Vega 5 points6 points ago

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I don't remember that Night Court. Also why is Mac not wearing one of his favorite sweaters?

[–]eltommonator 3 points4 points ago

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Ahh, I've seen before where this has come from, but can't remember where!

[–]waswas2000 11 points12 points ago

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how i met your mother, The episode where ted mosby's boss shows them the building design

[–]eltommonator 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, of course. Thanks.

[–]AaronSF 2 points3 points ago

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Although that guy is more like "Yeah! My Elephant's screwing her elephant! YEAH!"

Which is a little weird....

[–]HTRURTVe 6 points7 points ago

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I was thinking about the human expressions as well because the elephants seemed to be like 'Here we go again."

[–]sunshine_limbs 1 point2 points ago

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penetration by proxy

[–]lewdpope 42 points43 points ago

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The receiver seems to really like it. I'm no expert in interpreting elephant facial expressions, but that sure looks like a smile to me.

[–]Auslen 53 points54 points ago

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It's because she's not arching her back.

[–]piecefulwarrior 0 points1 point ago

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Where is that proper doggie style thread post when you need it.

[–]MurryPurryFurry 7 points8 points ago

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In r/tailbait.

[–]UnforgettableFire 20 points21 points ago

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For the love of all that is holy. WHY REDDIT WHY

[–]johnathanstrangescat 8 points9 points ago

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Wow do I regret that.

[–]Expired_Dildo 24 points25 points ago

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well I am an expert in interpreting elephant facial expressions. I finally get to use my degree for something. the male elephant is enjoying having sex and the female elephant is enjoying receiving sex.

[–]rekgreen 13 points14 points ago

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Sorry sir, but well I AM an expert in interpreting elephant facial expressions. I finally get to use my degree for something. the male elephant is enjoying having sex and the female elephant is fantasizing about the hot elephant in 'Water for Elephants'.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I've found the problem. It's broken.

[–]BadVerifier 2 points3 points ago

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Verified.

[–]wewtaco 5 points6 points ago

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Looks more like an "Oh you..." exppression.

[–]PalermoJohn 4 points5 points ago

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It's a "tee hee hee, he's doing it with humans on top. Oh you; silly, but I'll allow it."

[–]craig3010[!] 44 points45 points ago

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If the seat's a rockin....

[–][deleted] 102 points103 points ago

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Elephants are fuckin'

[–]consecutive_commas 24 points25 points ago

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And the people're bringin..

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points ago

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Condoms to join in.

[–]Timboflex 52 points53 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Paramorgue 15 points16 points ago

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partypooper

[–]kukamunga 7 points8 points ago

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was the name of the other apparatus they brought

[–]Loopyprawn 19 points20 points ago

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Leave him alone. He's waited weeks to make his move and he's not about to let some idiots screw it up!

[–]big-o-notation 14 points15 points ago

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He really needs to get those monkeys off his back though.

[–]Yobby 61 points62 points ago

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i was just looking at the people about to fall off the chairs and assumed that they were naturally angled like that. then i looked at the elephant. oh

[–]BeyondTomorrow 6 points7 points ago

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Same, then came the obligatory thought of what I would do if I was in that situation

[–]TheCodexx 18 points19 points ago

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Hold on for dear fucking life.

[–]clevernamegoes_here 9 points10 points ago

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Hold on for the fucking.

[–]TheShitOfABat 16 points17 points ago

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That's a mean looking stick the mahouts are wielding.

[–]StPaz 28 points29 points ago

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Looks like she even got a courtesy spit.

[–]sunamumaya 12 points13 points ago

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courtesy spit

Well, that's one to remember and utter at the right time.

[–]bigblackboots 1 point2 points ago

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came for this...wait. came to the thread. yes. for this comment.

[–]NocturnalGamer 11 points12 points ago

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Haha that guy's face on the front of the one in the back

[–]butchersblade 17 points18 points ago

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you pay extra...

[–]rockmongoose 0 points1 point ago

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and my elephant fucks the one in front ?! Really?

Awesome!

<SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!>

[–]panda6517 19 points20 points ago

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That's fucking awesome

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Your general enthusiasm makes this comment much funnier.

[–]Magnesus 4 points5 points ago

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Strange enthusiasm for a panda, who are known to have no enthusiasm for that sort of things.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I doubt they named her awesome.

[–]riorage 0 points1 point ago

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That's awesome fucking.

[–]tastymoonpie 6 points7 points ago

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The looks on both elephants' faces are my favourite part. :)

[–]Sebaslopez 3 points4 points ago

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Not one fuck given.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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Actually, if you look closely...

[–]DavosSeaworthy 8 points9 points ago

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What? I don't get what y... OH SWEET JESUS.

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying 15 points16 points ago

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Because no one else mentioned it, I will instead.

The elephants bottom bitch has an extremely wet pussy. Look at the splashes. There. I said it.

[–]ggl 85 points86 points ago

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dude. totally NSFW

[–]lool75 40 points41 points ago

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I'll allow it.

[–]rekgreen 13 points14 points ago

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...says the elephant enclosure keeper

[–]Suomynona90375 3 points4 points ago

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You can't watch animal planet at work...who knew.

[–]Hands 13 points14 points ago

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When was the last time you saw a two foot long elephant dick mid-coitus on Animal Planet? Maybe I just don't watch that channel often enough...

[–]whatthefuckisareddit 12 points13 points ago

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or late enough.

[–]Ikarus3426 1 point2 points ago

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I like how whether or not this should be NSFW is debatable, but if someone makes a thread that may have dirty words, it has to be NSFW. Reddit is weird sometimes.

[–]pikindaguy 3 points4 points ago

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TIL Reddit is one person with no differing viewpoints.

[–]Bernie_Roscoe 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit is really just a clever cat and mouse game between one child pornographer and the FBI and you're caught in the middle of the most subtle battle ever.

[–]Jooshbag 2 points3 points ago

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is that technically an orgy and is it even legal?

[–]TheBigBanger 4 points5 points ago

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Wow, I havent seen this picture since 94

[–]myfriendintime 8 points9 points ago

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[–]rodtography 7 points8 points ago

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I hope I forget this image

[–]BrainTroubles 2 points3 points ago

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This should probably have an NSFW tag, but it's saturday so fuck it!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Wait, nobody told me two redditors made a porno.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Don't all mammals shit?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]wewtaco 15 points16 points ago

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That was unnecessarily long.

[–]HTRURTVe 11 points12 points ago

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I guess he took a long shit.

[–]railmaniac 2 points3 points ago

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Your comment is full of shit.

[–]PalermoJohn 0 points1 point ago

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i was using the word "fuck" as a function. You can get fuck-faced, Be fuck out of luck, or have fuck for brains. With a little effort, you can get your fuck together, Find a place for your fuck, Or be asked to fuck or get off the pot. You can smoke fuck, buy fuck, sell fuck, lose fuck, find fuck, forget fuck, and tell others to eat fuck. Some people know their fuck, while others can't tell the difference between fuck and Shinola. There are lucky fucks, dumb fucks, crazy fucks, There is bull fuck, horse fuck and chicken fuck. You can throw fuck, sling fuck, catch fuck, shoot the fuck, or duck when the fuck hits the fan. You can give a fuck or serve fuck on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep fuck or be happier than a pig in fuck. Some days are colder than fuck, some days are hotter than fuck, and some days are just plain fuckty. Some music sounds like fuck, things can look like fuck, and there are times when you feel like fuck. You can have too much fuck, not enough fuck, the right fuck, the wrong fuck or a lot of weird fuck. You can carry fuck, have a mountain of fuck, or find yourself up fucks creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to fuck and other times you fall in a bucket of fuck and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your fuck, you don't need to know anything else!

[–]miksedene 2 points3 points ago

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Chiang Mai?

I was riding an elephants neck when its ear got itchy. Started whacking me with its trunk, got elephant snot all over my leg. Then it picked up a branch...

[–]cheez0r 1 point2 points ago

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I've also ridden the elephants in Chiang Mai, but can't say I had any surprises... it was fun, though.

[–]servohahn 2 points3 points ago

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What is that thing which the rider is applying to the elephant's head?

[–]imfnsrs 1 point2 points ago*

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It is a bull hook, here is some info edit: fixed link

[–]grapefruitsoda 1 point2 points ago

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It's their version of a whip. Basically apparently elephants have too thick skin that a pat on the bum won't keep them moving. I was told also that their skulls are really thick so they aren't hurt by the blunt pick-axe-esque thing hitting them in the head.

When you go on tours like this you do have to be really careful with where you go because some of these places treat their elephants appallingly. The elephant I was on started bleeding after being hit so much.

[–]faggort69 2 points3 points ago

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This is why white people think that countries with unstable infrastructures and political turmoil are fun to vacation in.

[–]peri86 2 points3 points ago

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Now we have the "ME GUSTA" hace elephant.

[–]sc30317 2 points3 points ago

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CTRL+F, Me Gusta, Upvote.

[–]omgzface 2 points3 points ago

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He rooted that elephant up the ass in confidence Reddit, shame on you.

[–]omgzface 2 points3 points ago

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I no longer see elephants the same...

[–]archontruth 2 points3 points ago

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And thanks to reposts, neither will anyone else.

[–]HoppyMcScragg 2 points3 points ago

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]BokehBurgher 10 points11 points ago

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I'll never take being "hung like an elephant" as an insult again...

[–]rekgreen 14 points15 points ago

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but then again you are a girl so...

[–]PalermoJohn 8 points9 points ago

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Wait, were you thinking that elephants do not have humongous dicks before seeing this?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You seem to have a lot of, um, insight when it comes to elephants. ;)

[–]happydancing 5 points6 points ago

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let's not assume the one in front is a female

[–]DerpLogic 1 point2 points ago

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Nor will I.

[–]hoodieblanket 1 point2 points ago

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he's packing heat. thumbs up

[–]DavosSeaworthy 1 point2 points ago

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That pic has made me feel self conscious.

[–]iPhoneGerudo 1 point2 points ago

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Is that jizz, blood, or butt sweat?

[–]anotherbozo 1 point2 points ago

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Most lulz i've had today!

[–]TrumanZi 1 point2 points ago

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If you look at all the characters faces from left to right they get progressively hilarious.

Until finally you see the elephants face, and its perfect.

[–]htb2050 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]abstractedBliss 1 point2 points ago

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Only in Chang Mai..

[–]jmact 1 point2 points ago

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He definitely has that look in his eye...

[–]Peach_Muffin 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't expect to see anything, but then I looked down and was like... "Yep... elephant penis."

[–]PNALLUP 1 point2 points ago

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There's no way that he was going to just stare at that ass for the whole walk.

[–]DarthMcGavin 1 point2 points ago

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and he got penetration! right on.

[–]HibbityGibbity 1 point2 points ago

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I HATE when that guy is behind me on the trail.

[–]admiral_bonetopick 1 point2 points ago

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Sigh...everyone is getting laid except me.

[–]co_upe 1 point2 points ago

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That's a big dick..

[–]madcowrocks 1 point2 points ago

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You jelly?

[–]noello 1 point2 points ago

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when nature calls..

[–]slipknot6477 1 point2 points ago

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at least it wasnt masturbating

[–]lazf 1 point2 points ago

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The elephants look so chill when they fuck

[–]dancingdaydream 1 point2 points ago

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I thought at first that the elephants would never forget... since they have this super memory ability...

[–]Willie_Main 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this picture, roughly, 30 times and each time the guy in the black tank top's face KILLS me. He looks like he's having the time of his life.

Him and his friends were probably on vacation in this southern Asian country and he might have gotten shit faced the night before. He was probably super hung over and dragged out on the elephant ride that morning and not having a good time. Then this single, random act completely brightened his day.

It was probably the guy with the shocked look on his face's idea and, for the rest of the vacation, the made gay jokes about him and gave him shit about how black tank top guy's elephant fucked him.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You overthought this.

[–]Mitz510 1 point2 points ago

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I still can't forget the time my 3rd grade class went to the zoo and we saw the camels fucking and some girl asked the teacher if the top one was the female.

[–]murfi 1 point2 points ago

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a 'phants gotta do what a 'phants gotta do.

[–]TheAlbumSkrillex 1 point2 points ago

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Side story, I was riding and elephant and afterwards went to feed them and scared the mother by getting too close to the baby elephant, and le mother decided to pin me up against a dirt mound. Fun times fun times. Not a single bone broken that day.

[–]AllGreatAllTheTime 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking elephants.

[–]barteezee 1 point2 points ago

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Now that's a cock.

[–]singlefaze 1 point2 points ago

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that's what I call multi-tasking!

[–]confusedbossman 1 point2 points ago

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Life finds a way...

[–]punarvasu 1 point2 points ago

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he actually got it in

[–]GoldenOrca 1 point2 points ago

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Is that technically a eight-some?

[–]SpacemanGrey 1 point2 points ago

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Neither will I...

Fap fap fap...

[–]Vlosselmoss 2 points3 points ago

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How would this be NSFW? it could brighten up almost any office

[–]nmosc89 1 point2 points ago

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Haters gonna hate.

[–]toolhedtim 1 point2 points ago

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I've got the weirdest boner right now.

[–]ggreen129 1 point2 points ago

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is that Tim Ferris?

[–]smoore701 1 point2 points ago

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nsfw.

[–]MrObjector 1 point2 points ago

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NSFL OHGOD NSFL

[–]MrTurkle 0 points1 point ago

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The place where I did this wouldn't allow male elephants into the reserve for riding because of aggression problems. I'm sure this had something to do with it as well.

[–]flad 0 points1 point ago

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They'll never forget this moment.

And neither will we because this same pic gets posted every other day.

[–]RyuDrinksTheDew 0 points1 point ago

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did it take anyone else a second to notice the full penetration?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That guy look like me

[–]Damasticator 0 points1 point ago

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Great. Now I've looked at a picture of intercourse at work.

[–]LoriStrode 0 points1 point ago

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rofl

[–]NobodyLikesARat 0 points1 point ago

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Best vacation story...ever!

[–]vapros 0 points1 point ago

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That was REALLY hard to masturbate to! Phew!

[–]discohadestwo 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW NSFW NSFW FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]sundevil1389 0 points1 point ago

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nsfw??

[–]Arnakin 0 points1 point ago

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I have the weirdest bo...

Who am I kidding, this hot!

[–]Intolerance 0 points1 point ago

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Look you can tell the guy driving the left elephant and the woman going :o are actually wargs channeling the spirit of the elephants.

[–]finnster1 0 points1 point ago

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Hey that one was one wild party were at..... We were 6 guys and gals, with two guys with whips or sticks. And did I mention two elepants...? Hot damn!

[–]idiotdidntdoit 0 points1 point ago

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The female elephant seems to be delightfully surprised.

[–]monocentral 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like in-flight refueling...

[–]chasemedown 0 points1 point ago

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and neither will we now. nsfw tag please..

[–]jettbalasko 0 points1 point ago

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Perhaps an NSFW or NSFL tag?

[–]DankDarko 0 points1 point ago

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Thats why you dont put the males behind the females. Dont you people learn from the mistakes of others?!?!

[–]Seriouslyfacejpg 0 points1 point ago

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Woah, put a nsfw tag on this please, boss almost just caught me looking at two elephants fucking. Weird thoughts from him I bet

[–]224960 0 points1 point ago

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I cannot confim yet but I think I know the guy on the left elephant with the shaved head. I've already contacted them to ask and am awaiting reply. Let me know if you want them to do an AMA on it.

[–]Snufaloficus 0 points1 point ago

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Lol I heard on discovery or animal plant that their penis can be 100 pounds

[–]DREwelsh -1 points0 points ago

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This is probably worthy of an NSFW tag.

[–]volt1up 3 points4 points ago

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Nah I don't see the word "cunt" anywhere

[–]DZoolander 6 points7 points ago

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This is probably worthy of an NSFW tag.

[–]PalermoJohn 0 points1 point ago

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No it's not.

[–]DREwelsh 1 point2 points ago

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It has an elephant dick in it. Where do you work where elephant dick is acceptable?

[–]The_Blurst_Of_Times 0 points1 point ago

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Where do you work that it's not acceptable? I mean come on, they're animals. Are we seriously to pretend this just doesn't happen? How does elephant dick harm the work place? I understand your boss getting pissed for you wasting time on reddit, but I sincerely doubt he would take the same hard line on you than had the elephants in this picture been replaced by pornstars. This post equates to a dirty joke at worst.

I've always assumed the NSFW tag was for human nudity and or sexuality, not this Discovery channel nonsense.

[–]I_EAT_DOGS 1 point2 points ago

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REPOST

[–]Vaknor 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW! NSFW!

[–]moshpitallah 0 points1 point ago

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If elephants had human facial expressions during sex it would be exactly the same as the guy on the male elephant and the woman on the female elephant.

[–]zakalak 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW

[–]dancingsam34 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW... uuuuuugggh

[–]reverse_ 0 points1 point ago

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Why the fuck is this not tagged NSFW??

[–]ffffffuuuuuuuuu 0 points1 point ago

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it looks like the male elephant is smiling

[–]WindySin 0 points1 point ago

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That's what you get when you have a backseat driver.

[–]Omena123 0 points1 point ago

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Elephants look happy!

[–]Jbergur 0 points1 point ago

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I love the smile on lower elephant's face.

[–]elperroborrachotoo 0 points1 point ago

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A bull must to do what a bull's got to do.

[–]465fee06dd7480fb0625 0 points1 point ago

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"Honey, human is watching!"

"I want them to watch.... Now fuck me!"

[–]davesphone00 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this on Reddit more times than I can count and I'll continue to upvote it EVERY TIME.

[–]Reavie 0 points1 point ago

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I thought male elephants were extremely aggressive if they are in heat.

[–]plokijuhujiko 0 points1 point ago

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The moral is: the organizers of elephant rides for tourists should strongly consider having all the male elephants in front of the females.

[–]Weakgrip 0 points1 point ago

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Of course the male white tourist is grinning his ass off at the prospect of seeing animals fuck. Every god damn time, my people make me look so bad in these situations.

[–]PalermoJohn 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, fucking is serious business. Dare not to have fun.

[–]tootchute 2 points3 points ago

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I think he looks like a fucking legend, he's laughing his ass off and having fun. I'm sure it caught him off-guard, he's about twice as high as he should be from the elephant raising up and their fucking. What else is he supposed to do except laugh? Ignore it all like he's socially inept?

[–]Tomaytto 2 points3 points ago

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To be fair he is riding the Animals fucking and it probably wasn't what he was expecting to happen. But I will agree he is finding I a bit too funny.

[–]blitznep -1 points0 points ago

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Chitwan,Nepal! I guess.

[–]toxicfume 1 point2 points ago

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More like Thailand.

[–]loller 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Chiang Mai. No sweet action for me, our elephants just pooped a lot...

[–]224960 0 points1 point ago

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If the guy with the shaved head is who I think it is, this might've been Uganda (I've checked, there are apparently elephants there)

[–]therealduncansmith -1 points0 points ago

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Been there!

[–]BearsAndShit -1 points0 points ago

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Erm.. You should have an NFSW sticker on here..

[–]HappyGoUnlucky -2 points-1 points ago

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Q: who's wearing the flip-flop ? the Asian guy or the girl with the purple t-shirt ? could be both!

[–]PalermoJohn 1 point2 points ago

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