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My last date, in a nutshell (imgur.com)
submitted 11 months ago by kleptobismol
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[–]candycoatedbullshit -3 points-2 points-1 points 11 months ago
i lold
[–]argh_minecraft 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
wub wub wub
[–]memedude25 -15 points-14 points-13 points 11 months ago
damn girl you are so fuckim sexy...fuck ;0p
[–]puttyguy 25 points26 points27 points 11 months ago
Well, now it is in a nutshell... http://i.imgur.com/DcofD.gif
[–]sjbigs 9 points10 points11 points 11 months ago
Ok I legitimately don't get the joke. What is it?
[–]WillBlaze 7 points8 points9 points 11 months ago
My guess is the spring is suppose to represent his penis.
[–]sjbigs 7 points8 points9 points 11 months ago
Yeah that's what I would have guessed, so is the joke that her touching his penis sums up the date? or maybe the joke is her total dissatisfaction? Does he have some weird springy penis? I'm so intrigued
[–]WillBlaze 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
I'm guessing the assumption on his part is that he wanted a lot more then just a touch. As we all do.
[–]NegativeIndicator 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I dunno, he got multiple erections?
[–]pwnagezorz 9 points10 points11 points 11 months ago
Maybe if you had been more entertaining it would have gone better.
[–]epikax 17 points18 points19 points 11 months ago
The main thing is breasts
[–]ontopic 8 points9 points10 points 11 months ago
God, I love that noise. Sounds like a great date!
[–]festiveanarchy 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
I think i got this. YOUR DATE WAS A SPRING FLICKER?!
I heard they're better than lint lickers.
[–]crimsonandred88 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
DAE find this oddly arousing?
[–]Wiremaster 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
... yes.
[–]Vaknor 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Every time she moved her hand to flick it her boobs bounce a little bit...
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
maybe you should be more entertaining...
[–]ZiggyStardust34 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
She flicked your thingy? Damn, you sir, have some game!
[–]Vaknor -14 points-13 points-12 points 11 months ago
I'm 12 and what is this?
You may now commence downvoting to oblivion
[–]BeatDigger 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
Lucky guy.
[–]AndAnAlbatross 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
He/she spun your door jam stop apathetically? Gosh, I'm so, so sorry.
[–]chrisknyfe 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
It's sexier when they act apathetic and smooth.
[–]TrustyGuy 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
My condolences on the lack luster date.
[–]drydorn 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
omfg that chick is hot
[–]dbambino 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
"I don't see a nutshell." - Austin Powers
[–]lanigironu 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Boing!? O_o
[–]_Shin_ 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
OOOUUUCCHHH. thats harsh.
[–]Semlar 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Was anyone else expecting someone to try and open the door?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I expected an actual date in a nutshell and was left thorougly disappointed.
[–]Exulted 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
You look like that kind that likes to tie people up, not play with door stoppers.
[–]BasharAtreus -2 points-1 points0 points 11 months ago
Is she gunna post on GoneWild? I would enjoy those pics.
[–]_jtk -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
Can someone explane in simple words? Male Brain here, doesn't get it.
[–]highideas -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
Poor thing, I would have totally dated the eff out of you.
[–][deleted] -12 points-11 points-10 points 11 months ago
This girl just pisses me off. Fucking Daria acting, first world problem having, gigantic vagina sporting waste of fucking space.
[–]qleblat 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
You seem to know a lot about her.
all it takes is a username and password
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is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
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