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[–]candycoatedbullshit -3 points-2 points ago

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i lold

[–]argh_minecraft 0 points1 point ago

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wub wub wub

[–]puttyguy 25 points26 points ago

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Well, now it is in a nutshell... http://i.imgur.com/DcofD.gif

[–]sjbigs 9 points10 points ago

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Ok I legitimately don't get the joke. What is it?

[–]WillBlaze 7 points8 points ago

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My guess is the spring is suppose to represent his penis.

[–]sjbigs 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah that's what I would have guessed, so is the joke that her touching his penis sums up the date? or maybe the joke is her total dissatisfaction? Does he have some weird springy penis? I'm so intrigued

[–]WillBlaze 1 point2 points ago

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I'm guessing the assumption on his part is that he wanted a lot more then just a touch. As we all do.

[–]NegativeIndicator 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno, he got multiple erections?

[–]pwnagezorz 9 points10 points ago

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Maybe if you had been more entertaining it would have gone better.

[–]epikax 17 points18 points ago

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The main thing is breasts

[–]ontopic 8 points9 points ago

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God, I love that noise. Sounds like a great date!

[–]festiveanarchy 3 points4 points ago

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I think i got this. YOUR DATE WAS A SPRING FLICKER?!

I heard they're better than lint lickers.

[–]crimsonandred88 3 points4 points ago

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DAE find this oddly arousing?

[–]Wiremaster 0 points1 point ago

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... yes.

[–]Vaknor 1 point2 points ago

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Every time she moved her hand to flick it her boobs bounce a little bit...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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maybe you should be more entertaining...

[–]ZiggyStardust34 2 points3 points ago

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She flicked your thingy? Damn, you sir, have some game!

[–]BeatDigger 4 points5 points ago

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Lucky guy.

[–]AndAnAlbatross 1 point2 points ago

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He/she spun your door jam stop apathetically? Gosh, I'm so, so sorry.

[–]chrisknyfe 0 points1 point ago

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It's sexier when they act apathetic and smooth.

[–]TrustyGuy 1 point2 points ago

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My condolences on the lack luster date.

[–]drydorn 1 point2 points ago

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omfg that chick is hot

[–]dbambino 1 point2 points ago

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"I don't see a nutshell." - Austin Powers

[–]lanigironu 0 points1 point ago

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Boing!? O_o

[–]_Shin_ 0 points1 point ago

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OOOUUUCCHHH. thats harsh.

[–]Semlar 0 points1 point ago

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Was anyone else expecting someone to try and open the door?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I expected an actual date in a nutshell and was left thorougly disappointed.

[–]Exulted 0 points1 point ago

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You look like that kind that likes to tie people up, not play with door stoppers.

[–]BasharAtreus -2 points-1 points ago

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Is she gunna post on GoneWild? I would enjoy those pics.

[–]_jtk -1 points0 points ago

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Can someone explane in simple words? Male Brain here, doesn't get it.

[–]highideas -1 points0 points ago

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Poor thing, I would have totally dated the eff out of you.