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[–]crazye2ek1el 176 points177 points ago

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Was anyone else let down by this post? I was expecting a summer album...

[–]infiniteloop33 6 points7 points ago

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amir NEVER disappoints.

[–]TriumphComicDog 21 points22 points ago

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For me to poop on!

[–]PreExRedditor 35 points36 points ago

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redditor for 25 days.

this is what you've been waiting for?

[–]TriumphComicDog 10 points11 points ago

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I forgot I made this account until now...

[–]mrjd 12 points13 points ago

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to poop on?

[–]cmaxim 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds like you've almost had enough.

[–]Antrikshy -2 points-1 points ago

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Do you have a case of the Japanese?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Triumph the insult comic dog? What, is it 1999 out?

[–]TriumphComicDog 0 points1 point ago

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Certainly not the present day. Fuckin' NBC...

[–]iamraj 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting a NSFW

[–]beefinbed -1 points0 points ago

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pinwop

[–]anotherdroid -4 points-3 points ago

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the fact that is was Amir let me down.

[–]mitchtbh 15 points16 points ago

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from space and jocelyn!

[–]Fremen13 5 points6 points ago

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Astronaut Accountants, and they're coming to your face!

[–]ruhshell 4 points5 points ago

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Na-na-na-na-Hey!! Mom, close the door!

[–]BigOrangeBall 26 points27 points ago

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Pics or it didn't happen

[–]ravenik 7 points8 points ago

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They see me creepin'

[–]Billy_Blaze 6 points7 points ago

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You only have one hot chick on your Facebook..?

[–]beefinbed 0 points1 point ago

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seriously. my facebook is like a fucking harem of fine women.

[–]pifarm 41 points42 points ago

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The best part of being 16

WHO THE HELL NEEDS r/jailbait, I HAVE FACEBOOK/IRL BITCHES

[–]xbenny78x[S] 44 points45 points ago

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Exact same reason I pretend to be 16!

[–]pifarm 9 points10 points ago

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I bet the guys at the fake ID places look at you funny when you make your order

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Just remember cops do the same thing.

[–]what_american_dream 1 point2 points ago

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Ask the target if she will do nude shots. If she is a cop, she will always say no. If she is younger and actually wants to hook up, she will say yes. Manswers.

[–]bertbargo 24 points25 points ago

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I fuckin LOVE Amir!

[–]Moofies 2 points3 points ago

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god i hate that guy.

[–]Solnai 4 points5 points ago

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I hate that man.

[–]CorkyKribler 12 points13 points ago

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[–]xbenny78x[S] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]studmuffffffin 5 points6 points ago

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[–]aptek 3 points4 points ago

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Ana Rexia? Really? That's not right.

[–]xbenny78x[S] 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Lausi 21 points22 points ago

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You're officially the only guy here that looked at her eyes.

[–]GreyDeuteronomy 12 points13 points ago

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He was only talking about part of his body.

[–]xbenny78x[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Whatever! You get there eventually!

[–]Antrikshy 2 points3 points ago

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But you're stone. How are you talking?

[–]xbenny78x[S] 6 points7 points ago

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I lied. I used the reflection in my shield. Sorry, reddit.

[–]SlurmsMackenzie 0 points1 point ago

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Sports book.com girl? She wears Halloween costumes now. Good lord.

[–]phrank12 6 points7 points ago

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97% chance that the album was titled "Summertime n' tha livings easy!!!!!!1"

[–]brotastic_ 5 points6 points ago

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More like "Summer '11 <3<3<3"

[–]UrGrandmazCat66 3 points4 points ago

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and every picture is titled "bestfrendzzz <3<3" How many best friends can you have!?!?!

[–]dblockk188 2 points3 points ago

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OH SHEESH Y'ALL!!!

[–]DJBJ 0 points1 point ago

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Twas a dream

[–]BeatDigger 5 points6 points ago

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Hot chick on your FB just uploaded her summer album. And what do you submit to reddit, the pics? No, just an animated gif of some dipshit clapping.

[–]beefinbed 1 point2 points ago

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submitting pictures of some girl this dude is apparently lucky to be friends with (since she's the only hot girl on his facebook) would be completely inappropriate and a total fucking breach of privacy. don't get me wrong, I'm down for bikini pics but there's something gross about a dude that will steal a girl's photo from facebook and say "oh dudes check this out i am friends with this chick on the internet"

[–]farnsworth_esq 0 points1 point ago

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Plus she might find out and defriend him. OP's not going to risk it!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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How fucking creepy are you fucks? There is all the porn you could ever want, but you want to creep on some chick? You are pathetic

[–]BeatDigger 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus, dude. Contrary to what you might have heard, the internet is not, in fact, serious business.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Spin it however you want to. It just reeks of 'I LIKE THIS GIRL BUT I CAN'T TALK TO HER, SO I BEAT OFF TO HER BATHING SUIT PICTURES HEY EVERYONE COME LOOK AT HOW CREEPY I AM!'

[–]Attacus 10 points11 points ago

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Amir is the fucking man.

[–]TheGingerHarbinger 6 points7 points ago

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Yes Amir Valerie Blumenfeld.

[–]pitselh 1 point2 points ago

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Is anybody else kind of sad that op only has one hot fb friend?

[–]jake55555 1 point2 points ago

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Pics, or it didn't happen.

[–]Bini_9 1 point2 points ago

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I hate that guy, I think it's that douchebag smile he's got.

[–]OldbutNewandYes 1 point2 points ago

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I noticed he was using a Facebook machine.

[–]jsellout 1 point2 points ago

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I hate this guy more than anything.

[–]plecoptera19 1 point2 points ago

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Relax people, he's just excited to see what shoes she is wearing.

[–]Donuts_N_Cheese 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck shoes!

[–]theroarer 1 point2 points ago

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I hate being this guy, but I am this guy.

[–]Sojobo1 2 points3 points ago

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Amir kills my comedy-boner. Everything he does is so forced.

[–]Flarinite 9 points10 points ago

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I don't know how to say this without sounding like a hipster, but the older videos were a lot better. It seemed more natural, and you could believe that there might be someone as clueless as him, even though there's no way a person like that would have a job IRL.

[–]noodlechicken 6 points7 points ago

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even his glasses seem forced.

[–]swiftpoop 0 points1 point ago

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Fap.

[–]xbenny78x[S] 9 points10 points ago

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[–]meesebyte 1 point2 points ago

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What's that from?

[–]xbenny78x[S] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]meesebyte 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, mon!

[–]van_gofuckyourself 0 points1 point ago

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See it now. It is one of two movies (Other is Big Lebowski) that I will NEVER change the channel when it's on TV even though I own the DVDs. Lost half a Saturday when TBS played it 3 times back to back.

[–]meesebyte 1 point2 points ago

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Just watched Super (starring Rainn Wilson). If I end up watching Office Space this will be a movie night indeed!

[–]meesebyte 0 points1 point ago

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Watched Office Space last night. Such an awesome movie.

[–]van_gofuckyourself 0 points1 point ago

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Glad to hear you liked it. Surprisingly insightful, and very quotable. Cheers

[–]JacobBJJ 0 points1 point ago

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hahahahahah YES YES YES.

[–]PhillyT 0 points1 point ago

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the funniest fucking thing i have seen all day, I actually laughed out loud.

[–]Rasalom 0 points1 point ago

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Gif caption:

"Ohmygod NEW OUTFITSSSSS!"

[–]Acanadianeh 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Amir is rivaled only by Streeter

[–]DJBJ 0 points1 point ago

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Dinner tonight? I'm thinking the D's

[–]mstrorbit 0 points1 point ago

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"JAKE'S SUMMER ALBUM IS UP!!!"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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amir isnt funny...

[–]raitis-paitis 1 point2 points ago

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That reminds me, haven't checked CollegeHumor for a while. Thanks!

[–]glassesjacketshirt 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pokie6 1 point2 points ago

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I never understood this - there is actual porn out there! With more beautiful more naked people.

[–]Fremen13 8 points9 points ago

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It's the thrill of seeing people you know IRL and fantasizing about them I guess.

[–]MaidenLane 5 points6 points ago

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In addition to that, real people with real faults can be sexier than some cum dumpster with fake tits that has been stuck more times than a dartboard...

[–]pokie6 -1 points0 points ago

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Well, if you don't like mainstream porn, there are plenty of stunning natural models at places like femjoy and metart.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I guess for people who are perpetual virgins who never get laid and can't tell girls they want to bone them, yeah I guess this is great?

[–]Fremen13 2 points3 points ago

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Yep.

[–]Ausp3x 0 points1 point ago

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This gif is a doppelganger of my cousin

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I really hope you mean the person in the gif.

[–]Ausp3x 2 points3 points ago

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Yes

[–]retrospects 0 points1 point ago

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errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–]deathbyokapi 0 points1 point ago

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I like to pretend someone wrote this about my new FB summer album...

[–]Almost-Famous 3 points4 points ago

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Hey... I think you're the hottest thing on the planet.

[–]OhSnappitySnap 0 points1 point ago

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Is that guy still with college humor? Please tell me he has left the site. He's the reason I don't visit that site anymore.

[–]we_need_evidence 0 points1 point ago

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...

[–]AnotherMulligan -1 points0 points ago

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The best part of this post is "the hot chick". One hot chick. Hundreds of ugly people.

[–]Fremen13 -1 points0 points ago

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J&A is AWESOME.

[–]klsi832 -2 points-1 points ago

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I clap a different kind of way when that happens.

[–]buellsupertt 0 points1 point ago

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you mean not gay?

[–]klsi832 7 points8 points ago

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No, I meant I lube up my johnson and whack so furiously that a clapping sound erupts through my room and three-fifths of the hallway.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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That's one hell of a clarification.

[–]MelissaOfTroy -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm a girl and you sound like a creeper.

[–]Scorpius289 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to reddit!

[–]Arrio135 -2 points-1 points ago

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Well, this is awkward...

[–]cancegraf -1 points0 points ago

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Jake and amir!

[–]Amberdext -1 points0 points ago

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Didn't he mean, "The hot GUY on my FB....."

[–]gman892 -1 points0 points ago

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Post celebration: fap fap fap

[–]mystikarts -1 points0 points ago

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Sounds like you have a long night of fapping ahead of you... Better order a pizza...

[–]Scorpius289 -1 points0 points ago

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The ONLY reason I have a FB account!

[–]tortured_brain -2 points-1 points ago

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Well come on, dude. Don't hold out on us. Re-up that shit!

[–]scotishstriker -2 points-1 points ago

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This post is so Ace!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Wow, you are pathetic and creepy. Seriously.

[–]Justice502 1 point2 points ago

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If a girl is posting pictures of herself on the Internet they are made to be seen.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Thats sad, that the highlight of your day is masturbating to a girl in her bathing suit just because you know her. It's like admitting you have access to this girl, but are so beta and pathetic that you can't talk to her, go out and fuck her.

Thats fucking sad bro.

[–]Justice502 0 points1 point ago

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Don't pretend you know anything about me, because you don't. My statement stands, don't think girls are so naive, they know exactly who they are catering to when they post scantily clad pictures of themselves.

[–]BeatDigger 0 points1 point ago

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The troll who named his account after a sadistic Nazi doctor says you're a creep and you have mental issues. I guess that's a compliment.

[–]Justice502 0 points1 point ago

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Shit I didn't catch that. /slayer

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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No, they don't, and if they knew what creeps like you did, I'm sure they wouldn't post them.

If you think girls post pictures of themselves in bathing suits so weirdos like you could jerk off to them, you have severe mental issues.

[–]Justice502 1 point2 points ago

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Don't you know the Internet is for porn?

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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No it's not, but it is used that way. But no, these girls aren't uploading for pornographic purposes, creep

[–]Justice502 1 point2 points ago

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If you are naive enough to post almost nude pictures of yourself to the Internet and think nobody will look at you sexually you are both ignoring the reality of society AND the natural urges of our species.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Keep working out excuses for your disturbing behavior. Nothing can spin it to the normal workings of a human.

[–]Justice502 0 points1 point ago

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Keep living in your naivety, it IS the normal workings of humans.