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[–]catapultacat 13 points14 points ago

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Hi super-nintendo chalmer's

[–]TheMolecularMan 0 points1 point ago

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ctrl+F "Super N..." Oh, here it is.

[–]Mexi_Cant 12 points13 points ago

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Go Banana!

[–]ValidSimpsonsQuotes 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Stile4aly 7 points8 points ago

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Ralphie, get off the stage, sweetheart.

[–]clownbaby27 3 points4 points ago

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I choo choo choose you!

[–]ColumW 2 points3 points ago

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'Look in the tunk.' I think he means trunk.

[–]Procrasturbashun 3 points4 points ago

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[–]SomeTakezo -1 points0 points ago

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Came here to post this. Nicely.

[–]PucktheFauxlice 2 points3 points ago

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It tastes like.... Burrrrrrniiiiiingggg....

[–]Lostinservice 8 points9 points ago

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This is why the Simpsons isn't funny anymore. Before Ralph was lovably stupid. This is him just being a kid, and skinner is breaking his youthful spirit and imagination. This isn't funny, this is just sad.

[–]Niatnuom 7 points8 points ago*

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Yeah, it definitely wasn't "oh Ralph!". This was just as heartbreaking as the Calvin and Hobbes comic that was posted the other day.

Edit: Relevent

[–]jettrscga 2 points3 points ago

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FUCK THOSE PILLS (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ COME BACK HOBBES!!!

[–]KingRat12 2 points3 points ago

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That is the saddest thing I have ever seen

[–]jbieber 2 points3 points ago*

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When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.

[–]8bitriot 1 point2 points ago

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When I grow up I'm going to bovine university!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Man Skinner is an asshole.

[–]Buckwyld1986 0 points1 point ago

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He's not a kangaroo.

[–]theabevigoda 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should iron you!

[–]Cognoggin 0 points1 point ago

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Ralph grew up to be Matt Groening, they tried to break him, they failed.

[–]dog_in_the_vent 0 points1 point ago

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Mrs. Hoover?...

[–]oddlike7 0 points1 point ago

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Shelbyville State Champs

[–]smaczne 0 points1 point ago

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What episode?

[–]wherestheanykey 1 point2 points ago

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S22E05 - "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"

[–]Left4Bread 0 points1 point ago

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Is this my house?

[–]RJbanshee21 0 points1 point ago

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Why are there trophies in the trophy cabinet? I thought they burned down in the school trophy fire were still out for cleaning.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Awful lot of trophies in that trophy case.

[–]Snappledrank 0 points1 point ago

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You're also not a trophy Ralph!

[–]direwolf47 0 points1 point ago

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"my cats breath smells like cat food"

[–]daemon14 0 points1 point ago

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If your nose starts bleeding, it means you're picking it too much. Or not enough.

[–]MiraP 0 points1 point ago

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Pedobear's getting desperate.

[–]loscangrejos 0 points1 point ago

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poor guy...

don't bend his wookie

:(

[–]Bakura89 0 points1 point ago

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[–]trager 0 points1 point ago

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that's so sad

[–]ass_kicker32 -2 points-1 points ago

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The Simpsons stopped being funny in 1999

[–]cocothemonkey -1 points0 points ago

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That was... oddly heartbreaking...

[–]medicaleave -2 points-1 points ago

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Because he's using the wrong joey, that's why.

[–]iruinstuff -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]medicaleave -2 points-1 points ago

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Because he's using the wrong joey, that's why.

[–]teethmarksontheskin -2 points-1 points ago

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Wat.

[–]hypfie -3 points-2 points ago

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Ralph to Pedobear " Phew! that was close ... "