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[–]turnleftdale 15 points16 points ago

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Hey please post this again next week, as is tradition.

[–]Zepheus 1 point2 points ago

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At first glance, I thought this was the world's most boring AskReddit.

[–]fate3 2 points3 points ago

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i love dogs looking like people

[–]Xellothath 2 points3 points ago

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This joke doesn't really work for Canadians, but have an upvote anyways.

[–]aarghIforget 0 points1 point ago

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Do Americans pronounce it ruffing? ಠ_ಠ

[–]SubtleMockery 0 points1 point ago

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SOME Americans say it like Woof, or how the Brits would say Poof. I've heard plenty of of Americans on tv say Roof like we do though. Think of how Tim Allen said it on Home Improvement or in The Santa Clause.

[–]Tashre 4 points5 points ago

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It's because he's a dog! You guys, he's a dog. That's the joke. Dogs woof, also onomatopoeia'd as "woof" or "roof". In this case, the dog is dressed as a construction worker and states he specializes in the field of roofing, which involves the installation and maintenance of the coverings of houses (roofs) while also being a play on words by also denoting the verbal act of barking, or, as textually visualized (by "roof), roofing. Humor is thus derived from the clever double use of a single word with the accompaniment of a visual medium as well.

[–]drinknderive 6 points7 points ago

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I don't care how many times I see this reposted I will always laugh my ass off and upvote it into oblivion!

[–]SuccessfulRepoST 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit, I was about to do the exact same thing. It would have been slightly more degrading/mean though.

[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 0 points1 point ago

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ASS!

[–]goniss 4 points5 points ago

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This was repost from only like 5 days ago...

[–]ryanvango 1 point2 points ago

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[–]goniss 1 point2 points ago

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No shame!

[–]ZombieDivinity 0 points1 point ago

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This is the internet. Everything is a repost.

[–]goniss 0 points1 point ago

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Your mom is a repost.

[–]SEKxy 2 points3 points ago

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When are we going to stop reposting this crap?

[–]ryanvango 2 points3 points ago

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well it looks like its only been posted 7 times so far so if I had to guess, I would say a million more times should be about right. give it til January and we should be good.

[–]el_tricky 0 points1 point ago

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please for the love of god tell me what [RES ignored duplicate image] means?

[–]cshsus 0 points1 point ago

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I think you mean 999,993 more times.

[–]ryanvango 0 points1 point ago

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sorry. I rounded up. well shit now we have to start from 1 again. I'm sorry guys. I'll post it tomorrow so you can all take the day off.

[–]Ub3rSauce 6 points7 points ago

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About the same time you stop being butthurt about it.

[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

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Oh.. So never. :(

[–]whatsamotto -1 points0 points ago

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just lol'd all over my dick

[–]Langbot 0 points1 point ago

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This pic gets posted once a week. See you next Friday.

[–]Nope_Nik_Tesla -1 points0 points ago

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Tomorrow, I promise.

[–]hassium 1 point2 points ago

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anybody else read this in a Scooby-doo voice?

[–]Singhilarity 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote because it took me half a second to catch the pun... AND the photo is hilarious.

[–]herpierthanthou 0 points1 point ago

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Does anybody else find people complaining about reposts to be far more annoying that the reposts themselves?

The whole site is run on an upvote downvote system, and if something reaches the front page it's because enough people either haven't seen it or were perfectly happy to see it again. If you like it upvote and laugh, if you don't then downvote and move on.

[–]Siegs 0 points1 point ago

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He must be even better at dogfucking than any other roofer ever.

[–]captainclomet 0 points1 point ago

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bau[wau]haus

[–]Donpa 0 points1 point ago

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I meant to post this last week, but the roofing dog is a real business in my hometown. I like when the dog's hammer spins around in the commercials.

[–]AV3R4G3_J03 0 points1 point ago

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i can relate

[–]PirateGiraffe 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The Shitty Beatles, are they any good?

[–]seranikas 0 points1 point ago

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(o • _ •) ノ "( ノ_<ₒ )

[–]ConansBeard 0 points1 point ago

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He approaches the bar and asks for two beers, one for him and one for his talking dog. The bartender, shocked, said that if the dog can talk he can drink all night for free. So the man asks the dog; "What does sandpaper feel like?"

-Rough rough replied the dog

The bartender exclaimed that hes going to need more proof So the man asks his dog "What is on top of houses?"

-Roof, roof. replied the dog.

Alright said the bartender, im almost convinced but im going to need a little more proof. So the man asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?"

-Ruth ruth, the dog answered back.

The bartender seemed quite furious about this "OK youre just trying to play me for a fool! get out of my bar!" After they exit the dog looks at his owner and exclaims "What the fuck was that guys problem, bet hes a Barry Bonds fan!"

[–]NinjaJedi17 0 points1 point ago

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I laugh. Every. Damn. Time.

[–]SOLIDninja 0 points1 point ago

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sounds like a ruff job.

[–]DisguisedRope 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a ridgeback.

[–]3danimator -2 points-1 points ago

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Just fuck off with this fucking SHIT please. Take it to 4chan

[–]pursatrat -2 points-1 points ago

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God dammit thank you, fuck this garbage you fucking juveniles.

[–]g2g079 -1 points0 points ago

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My brother's pit is named Roofus. He is a roofing contractor. I'll leave it up to you to figure who 'he' is referring to.

[–]chrissyseebs -1 points0 points ago

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Can we ban this image from Reddit? I'm sick of looking at it. I bet he doesn't even know roofing. He's just a dog. He doesn't even have a hammer.

[–]IIoWoII -1 points0 points ago

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Really really old.

[–]Novelt_Acct -1 points0 points ago

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Man, I'm glad I have never seen this before because boy is this funny!

[–]StevieBoySwag -1 points0 points ago

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your specialty is reposting

[–]AtticaTay -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh come on. I see this more often than I see dick on chat roulette.

[–]aheinzm 0 points1 point ago

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that's ruff.

[–]AtticaTay 0 points1 point ago

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But true.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I specialize in Roofies, i'm a co-manager of Hammer and Nail inc