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awkward penguin thanks you (i.imgur.com)

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[–]I_DONT_HAVE_AIDS 2 points3 points ago

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Embarrassing story ahead:

I was heading home at night when a women approached me and said "sorry to bother you, I need a favor". She looked like a fucking hobo and had two black eyes but my brain went to full retard mode because of the unexpected social interaction.

She then proceeds to tell me she is out of gas and money and needs 5 bucks to get home AND that she's a teacher at my university (this is a small town full of old people with a big university, so college students are easily identifiable), and I totally bought it. I only had 10$ so I gave her 10 bucks and my cell number so she could contact me to give me the money back (jesus fucking christ...).

We went opposite ways and when she was already a few feet away from me she turned back and screamed "BYE, I WILL CALL YOU TOMORROW", to which I replied "OK, THANKS!!"

I never saw her or the money again. :|

[–]YargainBargain 0 points1 point ago

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This is standard practice when dealing with clients in IT. "Oh you fucked things up again? I'll fix it. Thanks for your patience."

[–]Tetharis 1 point2 points ago

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I'm on helpdesk and I keep doing this :(

[–]YargainBargain 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry you work helpdesk.

[–]endline80 0 points1 point ago

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roman?

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