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[–]creepyzero 28 points29 points ago

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Jake Gyllenhaal disagrees

[–]Aiconic 5 points6 points ago

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Expected a Gyllenhaal appearance. Was not disappointed.

[–]down_vote_magnet 1 point2 points ago*

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Is that Kirsten Dunst? She looks rough.

[–]daschande 8 points9 points ago

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[–]AlternativeEgo 11 points12 points ago

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[–]bananaswild 10 points11 points ago

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You obviously still haven't seen men eating fruit salad.

[–]meesebyte 2 points3 points ago

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This sounds like I should be very afraid to click that link.

[–]angelicai 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jackfruit 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Naberius 2 points3 points ago

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Suddenly Salad

Is standing beside you

You don't need no makeup

Don't have to pretend

Suddenly Salad

Is here to provide you

Sweet understanding

Salad's your friend

[–]marij4393 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for little shop reference

[–]phrank12 5 points6 points ago

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repost!!! you hilarious bastard!!!

[–]Salameh89 4 points5 points ago

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Why am I not that happy while eating a salad!?

[–]meesebyte 1 point2 points ago

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Dunno. Salad is the happiest food ever.

Wait, wait, wait...you are eating it with bacon bits, right?

[–]AquaBank5 -1 points0 points ago

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Because salad is not fun.

[–]ChaoSoldier -1 points0 points ago

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Your obviously not stoned enough, it's the only explanation.

[–]ayedurr 4 points5 points ago

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Duuude. You mean what I know.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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stop reposting this every damn month please.

[–]TheGreatAndPowerful 3 points4 points ago

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Let's get this to the front page again!

[–]ConnorNYACK 1 point2 points ago

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this is one of the funnier posts ive seen in a while. this is also the most stoned ive been in a while

[–]brettit[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I like this

[–]KungFuHedgehog 0 points1 point ago

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I believe the joke is:

"I taste as good as a cheeseburger"

[–]Amesly 0 points1 point ago

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Why does everyone in the restaurant business assume vegetarians LOVE salad? Even when they have the means to easily throw together, say, lasagna just leaving out the beef, or plain pasta, or whatever?

[–]shadetreephilosopher 0 points1 point ago

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Shit...again with the salad laughing?

[–]Necavi 0 points1 point ago

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Oh salad, how you get so many womens?

[–]Timmac 0 points1 point ago

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This is the main difference between 4Chan and Reddit, we can post salad...

[–]appletart -1 points0 points ago

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Bitches love salad.

[–]fugor1103 0 points1 point ago

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Make that bitch a salad... Bitches love salads.

[–]salade 0 points1 point ago

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I am, indeed, quite hilarious. Thank you good sir, have a good day.

[–]ShockHorror 0 points1 point ago

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These pictures were taken from the Hairpin's post on the topic a while back.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Oh salad... you so funny.

[–]CrustyDiamond -5 points-4 points ago

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Good, original! At least for me, it's a first. =)

[–]ThunderFap -2 points-1 points ago

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Haha. Why this is NOT on the front page is beyond me. I'd give you 1000 upvotes if I could.

...brb, making 1,000 throw away accounts.

[–]The1stAnon 0 points1 point ago

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probably because its a repost.

[–]ThunderFap 0 points1 point ago

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YOU'RE A REPOST.

[–]The1stAnon 0 points1 point ago

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I guess i am but i was only answering your question, so it's not like i was complaining.

[–]ThunderFap 0 points1 point ago

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Ehh. Defense mechanism. -1, ya know. My apologies.

[–]frshr_thn_a_pprmnt -2 points-1 points ago

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that is not the face I make when I think of tossing salad.

[–]ChaoSoldier -4 points-3 points ago

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Salads: They make you totally tossed.