this post was submitted on
395 points (62% like it)
985 up votes 590 down votes

WTF

subscribe1,947,760 readers

17,295 users here now

New Rules:

  • No screenshots (e.g. Facebook, Youtube)
  • No memes (or posters)
  • No rage comics
  • No politics / posts with political implications - Includes Activism, Call for public outcry etc.
  • No re-hosted web comics
  • No begging for upvotes
  • No links to reddit
  • Personal information is not allowed and will be removed, repeat offenders banned
  • Links to facebook are not allowed
  • NSFW posts must be tagged or will be removed.
  • Gore and Porn are not by default WTF, consider posting the more extreme stuff to /r/spacedicks

All (& only) things that make you say WTF. The moderators of /r/WTF reserve the right to moderate posts for not being WTF and would be more appropriate in more relevant subreddits.


Thanks to licenseplate for the excellent logo & thanks to humansmartbomb for the previous logo


Please DO NOT post personal information

Such posts or comments will be removed and offenders may be banned. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


Shout Outs:

/r/weird

/r/creepy

/r/creepy_gif

/r/offbeat

/r/WTFart

/r/NSFW_WTF

/r/sfw_wtf

/r/BugWars

/r/awesome

/r/toosoon

New: /r/mildlyinteresting

New: /r/FanTheories

New: /r/tifu


Exceptions to the rules can be granted by the moderators; The moderators of /r/WTF reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 40 comments

[–]Hyro0o0 23 points24 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Imagine for a moment if this were a human corpse.

"Oh my God what have you done to my husband's body?!"

"He's a Pinball Machine now! You'll never guess what we used for the pinballs! Here's a hint - it wasn't his eyes!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Just so ya know, I was thinking the same thing before I entered into comments.

Glad to know that others on the same wave length.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It was just some guy trying to one up Dali

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lobster_telephone.jpg

[–]DeathPosture 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dalí wrote of lobsters and telephones in his book The Secret Life, demanding to know why, when he asked for a grilled lobster in a restaurant, he was never presented with a boiled telephone.

^ That's a brilliant question.

[–]Draiko 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm going to go to Waffle House, order Waffles, and demand to know why I wasn't presented with carrots.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

HAHAHAHA

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Bet that made him crabby.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is the worst fucking thing I have ever seen

[–]XRotNRollX 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

lobstercyle?

why not Zoidberg?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

SHELL'S ANGELS

[–]damnitbatman 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reminds me of this.

[–]Jduga 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

there are not words to describe either or these things

[–]bnfdsl 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

this is grotesque

[–]Letsgetitkraken 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The Lobstrosities just got that much more dangerous.

[–]fuggetabouddit 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

did-a-chick

[–]twistedol 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Fundamentally wrong, but rather awesome

[–]Elviis 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

But is there porn of it? rule 34?

[–]thomasjason68 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

West Coast Lobsters

[–]IrisIllych[!] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I thought Dali had died years ago!

[–]dup0n7 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This kills the lobster.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This lobster is a motorcycle.

All arguments are currently rendered invalid on this thread.

[–]fuzzycuffs 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Love to see Advent Children Cloud ride that bad boy.

[–]Smegz0r 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nope.

[–]Thyfatone 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]erratic_thought -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So this is OK and this isn't?

[–]int3gr4te -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is awesome, no question. But what the hell is it? I eat lobster regularly and that, my friend, does not look like a lobster. It's all spiky and doesn't even have claws. Now I'm confused.

[–]SirDigbyChknCaesar 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm pretty sure that's a lobster. There are different kinds, you know.

[–]int3gr4te 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I've never seen another kind, and have been eating it my entire life. This is what every lobster I have ever seen, in stores, restaurants, and popular depictions (including postcards and stuffed animals), looks like. From where does this strange alien clawless lobster come?

[–]SirDigbyChknCaesar 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]int3gr4te 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Interesting, Wikipedia specifically notes that they are different and not closely related to the "true lobsters".

So, in a way, we're both right. It is a "lobster" in that it's a member of a species called the "spiny lobsters", but it isn't really a lobster because it's not even closely related to the "true lobsters".

[–]SirDigbyChknCaesar 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's a lobster conundrum!

[–]headbanger141 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes. Hell Yes. HELL FUCKING YES.

[–]Jizzbandrew -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I would start one of them karmawhoring pun threads and ruin it for everyone else, but I guess I don't want to be...shellfish.

This comment was bad and I should feel bad.

[–]lackofbrain -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I feel compelled to post this

[–]treenaks -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Was it born this way?

[–]cloud4197 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[–]Wrym -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

G'kek.

[–]operatar -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I've got an awesome idea for a movie.... it's about a guy who makes a deal with poseidon to save his fathers life in exchange for doing his bidding. Who ends up dying anyways. So what happens when he rebels from his contract?

Ghost shrimp rider!

[–]RonUSMC -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Something about this is just offensive...

[–]Jduga -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

why