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[–]jeauxoxo 93 points94 points ago

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Fuck this guy.

[–]clubdepizza 20 points21 points ago

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I know, this paradoxical GIF made me go into a hypnotic state. Then my cereal became soggy. Fucker.

[–]dankchunkybutt 2 points3 points ago

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that's when cereal is the best. AWWWWW YEEAAAHHH soggy fruity pebbles.

[–]clubdepizza 0 points1 point ago

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Fruity pebbles, maybe. I can see that. But Frosted Flakes? That's a rough bowl. Or, I guess not a rough bowl.

[–]dankchunkybutt -1 points0 points ago

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Nope just as good to me. They're like bigger pebbles. the only rough bowl is captain crunch cuz that shit cuts the roof of your mouth hardcore.

[–]clubdepizza -2 points-1 points ago

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WORD. Captain Crunch is sugary razor blades.

[–]lukeco[S] 7 points8 points ago

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[–]MEANL3R 30 points31 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Is that thing even real?

[–]philthespartan 9 points10 points ago

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Watched for 4 seconds and thought of the joke "how do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later".

[–]KingFapalot 4 points5 points ago

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You jokester you

[–]imryano 3 points4 points ago

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I actually sat there and watched it before pissing myself laughing at how retarded I am.

[–]alexunderwater 3 points4 points ago

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I shit bricks 5 min in.

[–]kawojtulewicz 8 points9 points ago

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you son of a bitch

[–]Ptenisnet 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking fractals!

[–]pajam 2 points3 points ago

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Well once the webpage stopped loading, I knew the damn thing was complete and just looping. No mystery there.

[–]ogudaktig 2 points3 points ago

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oh you. With my 30/mbs DL i couldn't tell, and sat there watching it for about 30 secs.

[–]intersectV2 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this before and was going to wait but then I realized I'm not retarded.

[–]MunkyGoCrazy 1 point2 points ago

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LOL, fuck you though.

[–]3DPipes 1 point2 points ago

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That face at the end scared the hell out of me

[–]Confused_Alien 1 point2 points ago

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So good. Does anyone know her name?

[–]whocares123 1 point2 points ago

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The troll is strong with this one.

[–]deathbestfriend 1 point2 points ago

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Bloody Fractals

[–]mtux96 1 point2 points ago

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Enhance!

[–]florallaurel 1 point2 points ago

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I'm too high for this.

[–]matthank 2 points3 points ago

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TL;DW

That is, I gave up after about an hour.

[–]Batmanguy93 1 point2 points ago

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luckily for me my brother came in and told me that it never ended after like 2 minutes.

[–]ifidosaysomyself 0 points1 point ago

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Ridiculous...damn.

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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Wait a second!

[–]veiledrose 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, goddamit! You got me.

[–]synerrgy 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it!

[–]noodlechicken 0 points1 point ago

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hey man, fuck you.

[–]williemcbride 0 points1 point ago

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You bitch!

[–]weird-oh 0 points1 point ago

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No it isn't.

[–]subfighter0311 0 points1 point ago

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hahahahaha Touche my friend..

[–]CrystalCanDoThat 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]remshardt 0 points1 point ago

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Fractals, because fuck you thats why.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i'm embarrassed about how long that took me.

[–]bionicsonic237 0 points1 point ago

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Im waiting....

[–]dwightmoody 0 points1 point ago

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Fracking fractals.

[–]sheyxpeare 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha i hate you

[–]Semen-Thrower 0 points1 point ago

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You...you fuck you.

[–]TheAntiMe 0 points1 point ago

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Fractal mind-fuck

[–]DownvotesEnsue 0 points1 point ago

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You sir; are an asshole

[–]RageMayne 0 points1 point ago

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You. Mother. Fucker.

[–]Nerdz 0 points1 point ago

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Magikarp, use your splash attack!

[–]upsetGobbles 0 points1 point ago

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Ass

[–]gabalabs 0 points1 point ago

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[–]suxer 0 points1 point ago

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This was the first gif I saw on Reddit...

I hate you.

[–]FlushingQuail 0 points1 point ago

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damn it

[–]hopethisnameworks 0 points1 point ago

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Trollolol

[–]vanillaafro 0 points1 point ago

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google maps is broken but keep watching until they fix it

[–]Wheelie_Bin_Laden 0 points1 point ago

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festering cunt nipple

[–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point ago

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i c wut u did thar, friend.

[–]pubertypower 0 points1 point ago

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i think i've just been trolled.

[–]votsan 0 points1 point ago

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clever

[–]PaalRyd 0 points1 point ago

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Son-of-a....

Well played!

[–]jacobdaquioag 0 points1 point ago

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damnthiswhilsthighbad

[–]Conman93 0 points1 point ago

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wadswor.... damn it.

[–]shifty1776 0 points1 point ago

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It's been almost 24 hours, just how long IS this Gif?

[–]corriek1975 0 points1 point ago

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Well, you had me for a whole 20-25 seconds...damn you

[–]drewthat 0 points1 point ago

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I've got a business card which explains how to keep an idiot occupied for hours.

[–]fahqredd 0 points1 point ago

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you...

[–]homerjsimpson4 1 point2 points ago

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you...

[–]fahqredd -1 points0 points ago

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you...

[–]homerjsimpson4 0 points1 point ago

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you...

[–]Analbox 0 points1 point ago

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I got a little queasy after a while. Thank you.

[–]SilentEchoX 0 points1 point ago

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Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?...

[–]lukeacola 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there

[–]thecowboi 0 points1 point ago

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just came from r/trees to this., not cool man.., not cool ¬.¬

[–]othersucker 0 points1 point ago

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This totally had me going for a few minutes.

3 years ago, when I first saw it.

[–]kdrum2014 0 points1 point ago

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I could have swore it kept getting closer. ಠ_ಠ

[–]weabot 0 points1 point ago

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This is frigging awesome! worth the wait!

[–]YUNoUpvote651 -1 points0 points ago

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For a second I thought it was never gonna end. Well worth the wait though.

[–]MrsAmour -1 points0 points ago

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Horrible!

[–]Andy51 -1 points0 points ago

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You almost had me

[–]Fuloran -1 points0 points ago

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You sir are an asshole. You got me good

[–]MicahBear78 -1 points0 points ago

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I expected it to zoom into a scene on like a nude beach or something... that just ain't right.

[–]Sloan_Kettering -1 points0 points ago

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I watched it for 15 min... you asshole

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I timed it. It happens at 16:21. It really is worth the wait.

[–]TooHighTerrence[!] -1 points0 points ago

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You.. you... son of a bitch. There goes 1 hour of my life i'll never get back

[–]dancinns -1 points0 points ago

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So I just watched '404 Not Found' for several minutes. Talk about slow burn

[–]drewthat -2 points-1 points ago

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I've got a business card which explains how to keep an idiot occupied for hours.

[–]Budlicker420 -1 points0 points ago

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ass lol

[–]Shanksterr -1 points0 points ago

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Myth Busted

[–]ForcedZucchini -1 points0 points ago

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tripping balls here

[–]humpkinpumpkin -1 points0 points ago

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go fuck your self yourself fuck you

[–]cilwiy -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]RNRSaturday -1 points0 points ago

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If you have to use reverse image lookup to see if it's a repost, did you really remember seeing it before? If you did remember, then your complaint is alright, if not, that's just trolling. And, shouldn't a repost get blasted only if it made its way high on the board, where most people will have already seen it. Are you sure this made it high on the board. Plus, why am I defending this stupid .gif when it made me realize what an idiot I am for having watched it for a good minute? Oh, yeah, because I'm an idiot.

[–]Chickenstew 0 points1 point ago

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Well the GIF is old and has been posted throughout the net for quite some time now. I could see people getting tired of it. I however enjoy seeing it posted with the exact same title since the GIF was created and it still gets people that haven't seen it. Then again I am not against reposts because they are bound to happen and not everyone browses the net all at the same time

[–]cilwiy -1 points0 points ago

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If you're truly doing this for the good of the community I suppose you could just post a text post with the link in the comments. That would be a noble gesture. Ohh...but you don't get karma for that. Hmmmm....what to do...what to do.

[–]MrDingus -3 points-2 points ago

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The ending made me lol