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[–]marram369 116 points117 points ago

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never more happy to be called marram.

[–]Frankenstooge 24 points25 points ago

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Hmm.

Redditor since: 2010-08-31

Legitimately awesome!

[–]IRISHoftheEAST 400 points401 points ago

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:D

[–]long3hat1 177 points178 points ago

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:D

[–][deleted] 183 points184 points ago

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:D

[–]iJason 133 points134 points ago

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D:

[–]JaymesJB 255 points256 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Jet7 133 points134 points ago

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:D

[–]EleutheriusBrutii 68 points69 points ago

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C:

[–]nibbloid 77 points78 points ago

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:3

[–]McSpanky 50 points51 points ago

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:>

[–]TrainFan 62 points63 points ago

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8=>

[–]NMcAdams 7 points8 points ago

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:u

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 54 points55 points ago

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◕‿◕

[–]Snarkdere 31 points32 points ago

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/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

[–]Cuddle_Slut 11 points12 points ago

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NO.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"

[–]bstampl1 51 points52 points ago

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Therefore, God exists

[–]crunchnugget 22 points23 points ago

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therefore, aliens

[–]MetalGuitarist 21 points22 points ago

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Christians: 1

Biologists: 0

[–]MurphysLab 6 points7 points ago

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Therefore, God has a sense of humour (if he exists).

[–]reallyreallylongname 18 points19 points ago

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:D

[–]shadmere 13 points14 points ago

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:D

[–]b___c 11 points12 points ago

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:D

[–]menotbug 11 points12 points ago

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:D

[–]JacobMHS 8 points9 points ago

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:D

[–]sterling_mallory 4 points5 points ago

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:D

[–]renegadeofunk 3 points4 points ago

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I like how your :D has more upvotes than long3hat1's.

[–]redoctoberz 90 points91 points ago

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>:-(

[–]nailz1000 50 points51 points ago

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Cheer up, it's your birthday!

[–]redoctoberz 94 points95 points ago

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I love birthday!

[–]TiffanyBee 59 points60 points ago

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I love lamp.

[–]lampshade14 55 points56 points ago

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thank you

[–]EuroTrash_84 33 points34 points ago

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but then who was birthday!?

[–]fear_satan 2 points3 points ago

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*<(:oD

[–]totentanz 53 points54 points ago

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Okay, so what are we looking at here? Marram Grass is often found on coastal dune systems - where plants have adapted to cope with a potential dearth of fresh water - so they have to be fairly economical with the fresh water they do have access to.

This is a cross section of the leaf. It has a tough exterior, it is rolled along its length and the interior side is covered in fissures and hairs. The purpose of these features is to minimise the airflow over the stomata - the apertures where gas exchange occurs - which are buried in the area shown in blue on this image. When the stomata open, the plant can take carbon dioxide from the atmosphere, but it loses water through transpiration. Transpiration is an important process and the plant can regulate it in dry environments through adoptions such as those displayed in this image.

[–]daelpheia 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you! I wanted to show this pic in class, and wanted more info!

[–]Pssdoff 2 points3 points ago

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Why does ":D" get nearly 10x more upvotes than your explanation of Marram Grass?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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It looks a fair bit like some of the schematics in the voynich manuscript from the 15th century.

[–]bigblackreggie 2 points3 points ago

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Man, unreadable manuscripts and biology. Reddit always has just what I need to get hard.

[–]jalvey 236 points237 points ago

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[–]recordforprosperity 148 points149 points ago

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D:

[–]Manocean 95 points96 points ago

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NO NO NO NO NO NO

[–]Mudkip123456 41 points42 points ago

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[–]Sybertron 6 points7 points ago

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I love that gif...

[–]anthereddit 1 point2 points ago

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When Penny gets addicted to MMO's...

[–]2dollarb 1 point2 points ago

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Forever a Gnome.

[–]patchkit 1 point2 points ago

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Nom!

[–]Ginnigan 46 points47 points ago

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Looks like he has a tiny erect penis.

[–]virogar 22 points23 points ago

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Can't believe I reopened it just to see.

[–]anonysera 1 point2 points ago

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it was worth it

[–]stufff 47 points48 points ago

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That's what she said ='(

[–]trabo 1 point2 points ago

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FOREVER A SMALL BONE

[–]letsRACEturtles 7 points8 points ago

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i dont see that at all!!!! freudian penis!!

[–]craig3010 1 point2 points ago

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[–]johnny_gunn 7 points8 points ago

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What's this guy called?

[–]tenebrae934 16 points17 points ago

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They went original on that shit. He's called the "happy face spider" Sounds better than "theridion grallator", amirite?

[–]KallistiEngel 5 points6 points ago

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Or nananana makakiʻi (face-patterned spider) in the original Hawaiian. I find the first part of that name to be really funny since I associate "na-na-na" as just nonsense syllables in music.

[–]kdellz 6 points7 points ago

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Or the beginning of batman

[–]Slippery_Slope_Guy 1 point2 points ago

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Do you know if it naturally has those colorings or is it similar to the Japanese Samurai Crab? I'm very curious and way too lazy to google it. :D

[–]KallistiEngel 1 point2 points ago

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I only know the Hawaiian name because of wikipedia, but also learned that there are a number of varieties on the different islands and the coloration is due to a number of different factors, part of which is diet. But strangely enough, in some varieties it's passed on through pure Mendelian genetics and in others it's sex specific.

[–]Slippery_Slope_Guy 2 points3 points ago*

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So in some species it's passed on as a dominant trait but in others it only shows up in certain sexes? That's very interesting that that effect occurs. Insects and Arachnids are possibly the most interesting creatures to study in terms of evolution and genetics. It's amazing to me that a spider with a brain the size of a grain of sand can spin a majestic web based on pure genetics and instinct or that ants have developed such a complex society with virtually no intelligence.

In Florida we have these guys: Banana Spiders They're basically harmless, but they spin beautiful webs and you WILL walk face first into one if you live here long enough. As an Arachnophobe I'm scared shitless of these guys, but as a Naturalist I love to appreaciate their beauty from a distance.

[–]bigblackreggie 2 points3 points ago

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This whole thing, all these comments and the post, should be on R/trees.

[–]Slippery_Slope_Guy 3 points4 points ago

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Actually Theridion Grallator is a super badass name.

[–]tenebrae934 4 points5 points ago

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Somehow capitalizing it as if it were a first and last name makes it much cooler.

[–]Randon0115 11 points12 points ago

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Goddammit! I checked to see if it was r_spiders_link guy before clicking. It wasn't, so I figured I was safe. Thanks a fucking lot!!

[–]D3bug 8 points9 points ago

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click .... squealclosewindowbackawayfromcomputer "NOPE"

[–]SpiderSlayer 1 point2 points ago

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That's actually kind of cute...

[–]IMakeSandwiches 1 point2 points ago

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The only spider that i'm not afraid of.

[–]kmlkz 3 points4 points ago

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[–]mguzman011 7 points8 points ago

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Ok, I know that's supposed to be a picture of the Slenderman, but I just don't see it...

[–]selfawaregoo 6 points7 points ago

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[–]GalacticNexus 3 points4 points ago

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NOPE

[–]HMS_Pathicus 3 points4 points ago

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Man, I was about to go to bed. You're not even spiderlinks. What the hell. It was relevant, but anyway. Man. That hurt.

[–]TumbleDryLow 1 point2 points ago

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"Ahh...ahhhh...AHHH! AHHHH! Oh. Ha :D"

-My reaction as it buffered.

Edit: and yes, it had to buffer. The wireless here here is atrocious.

[–]Caeruleus127 81 points82 points ago

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Wait, are we doing this cause it looks like a row of happy faces? or because it looks like a row of different sized penises?

[–]BillOReillysCumSock 61 points62 points ago

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Personally I'm doing it for the penises.

[–]royaleavecdufromage 24 points25 points ago

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Do it.. for the penises.

[–]wplcdf 1 point2 points ago

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dear god how i love/shudder at your username.

[–]Acidyo 1 point2 points ago

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Those are some happy penises!

[–]Unidan 25 points26 points ago

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I'm in it for the chloroplasts.

/biologist

[–]EntAway 11 points12 points ago

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Thank god someone mentioned the penises.

[–]munchybot 8 points9 points ago

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Yes.

[–]thesorrow312 6 points7 points ago

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You know how I know you're gay?

[–]nothas 1 point2 points ago

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because i saw the penises before i saw the smiley faces

[–]lakerfan91 2 points3 points ago

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Both.

[–]sonicmerlin 1 point2 points ago

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What...? I didn't even... oh god how do you unsee that...

Sigh I hate reddit.

[–]seehadreddit 79 points80 points ago

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So God is a Redditor

[–]Justintime233 61 points62 points ago

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So does he also not believe in himself?

[–]Fritzguyes[!] 37 points38 points ago

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No, but he is hated for having his own beliefs.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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So wait, let me get this straight. God is a redditor, who sent him self for himself to die for other redditors so that those redditors would deny him and be punished by him and sent to hell.

[–]ChaosBrigadier 4 points5 points ago

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Relax there, this is r/funny, not r/religious debate

[–]SomeDeviant 7 points8 points ago

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You mean r/metareligiosdebate

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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We need to go deeper. r/Notsofunnymetareligousdebate

[–]Delfishie 2 points3 points ago

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"I believe/don't believe in God/Not God."

"I can/cannot respect that."

[–]Anomalocaris[S] 11 points12 points ago

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You did it to my facebook

[–]grammernatsi 4 points5 points ago

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What does a smiley face have to do with reddit?

[–]freeform 18 points19 points ago

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TIL: Marram leafs also look like sugar skulls, psychedelic one armed cats and an angry pizza

I fucking love this plant.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]wplcdf 1 point2 points ago

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where was your imagery when i was failing botany?

[–]ILoveAMp 9 points10 points ago

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Why isn't this in higher resolution? I wish I could have it as a background.

[–]freeform 8 points9 points ago

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[–]drevans18 6 points7 points ago

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I read mammogram, was instantly confused. These do not look like boobs.

[–]haiku_robot 14 points15 points ago

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I read mammogram, 
was instantly confused. These 
do not look like boobs. 

[–]wuzizname 4 points5 points ago

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High on photosynthesis, hippies.

[–]dianasaurr 5 points6 points ago

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[–]kieranthethoams 9 points10 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They should've went with r/thingsthatlooklikethings.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 4 points5 points ago

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[–]shiningtesticles 3 points4 points ago

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I spent some sick amount of time studying that in Geography when looking at Shoreline Ecosystems. Each one of the protruding talks looks like an individual plant, but underneath the dune they are all connected. Some pretty impressive plants. Not very good conversation for parties. I'm so glad I got to use that knowledge at some point.

[–]ESPguitarist 3 points4 points ago

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Upvoted so I could make the little guys happy, even though they don't have emotions...but I like to think they do.

[–]kalyco 3 points4 points ago

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Life wants us to be happy!

[–]chris1710 4 points5 points ago

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Nature, you so Happy!

[–]mguzman011 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of Zoidberg (V)(;,,;)(V)

[–]chortlecakebaby 2 points3 points ago

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Can we be friends? (A. nudicaulis x sec)

[–]Mudkip123456 12 points13 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]HebrewHammer16 17 points18 points ago

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Does it have a smiley face on it?

[–]letsRACEturtles 4 points5 points ago

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hmm... goes to look for sharpie

[–]orko1995 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]alcapwned 3 points4 points ago

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[–]anexanhume 16 points17 points ago

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I think the "no asking to be upvoted to front page" rule extends to personified plant cellular structures too.

[–]jaggazz 9 points10 points ago

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We're gonna need to get a ruling on this one. Judges?

[–]letsRACEturtles 18 points19 points ago

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"are we on the front page" doesn't necessarily translate to "asking for upvotes", and since it's implied that the "smiley faces" in said picture are the ones asking the question, my professional opinion is that... shit just got real

[–]_Mills_Lane_ 8 points9 points ago

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I'll allow it!

[–]Wibbles 2 points3 points ago

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Overruled!

[–]jamonathin 3 points4 points ago

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I wish I could turn this into one of those wallpaper banner things, that go all the way around the room. People still have those, right? Right?

[–]kukkuzejt 4 points5 points ago

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[–]jaggazz 3 points4 points ago

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Look at all the happy little smiley faces!

[–]ashrewdmint 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure this proves that life was created by future Walmart scientists, who sent back in time, thus creating themselves. Paradox!

[–]nattering 1 point2 points ago

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Woo you are now

[–]StickFigureNinja 1 point2 points ago

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This somehow reminds me of my first and only salvia trip.

[–]Calber4 1 point2 points ago

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They're like neon penises with faces!

[–]turkeyburgler 1 point2 points ago

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The stomata should protect you from downvotes.

[–]kbjay 1 point2 points ago

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This reminds me of my salvia trip

[–]cparedes 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mihaidxn 1 point2 points ago

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That's kind of creepy.

[–]Mouth_Full_Of_Dry 1 point2 points ago

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More like bore-aphyll ... wait, what?

[–]SamousM 1 point2 points ago

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I'll bet that plant is an effective xerophyte in arid conditions.

[–]dallinh 1 point2 points ago

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Dear Marram,

To the front page with you!

Do us all a favor and don't stop smiling!

[–]OnThePlanet 1 point2 points ago

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Likely does contain DMT, most bent grass / phalaris grass varieties do. But would :O be more appropriate then?

[–]caseyfw 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, that anime where a kid can see microbes (Tales of Agriculture) is real!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Moyashimon_micro-organisms.jpg

[–]rzsoar 1 point2 points ago

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[–]blacklab 1 point2 points ago

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something something intelligent design

[–]FDisk80 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Gleethor 1 point2 points ago

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[–]lostcartographer 1 point2 points ago

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I see regular women and midget women with short underwear bending over looking between their legs with their faces inverted.

[–]SallySubterfuge 1 point2 points ago

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Even Mother Nature uses emoticons.

[–]DarkChii 1 point2 points ago

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It instantly made me think of the Kodama. _^

[–]MUSTARDmax 1 point2 points ago

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I just want to say to OP that I recently learned what your username is and it's terrifying! (quite unlike that cross section)

[–]TopAce6 1 point2 points ago

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Makes for a Great wallpaper on my Droid.

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Zoidberg is best Zoidberg.

[–]jackskidney 1 point2 points ago

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The retarded stoner in me immediately thought "I wanna smoke that"

[–]cdiamand 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]Anomalocaris[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Look at all the happy little smiley faces!

[–]loercase 0 points1 point ago

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This image made me happy. :)

[–]Magixren 0 points1 point ago

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Look how happy they are! :D

[–]flyinfart 0 points1 point ago

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Is it a protected species? And, if not, how do we make it so?

[–]yeeveesee 0 points1 point ago

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O U so silly

[–]MsLeebra 0 points1 point ago

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So smiley! :D

[–]Dodongotunks 0 points1 point ago

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They look like Kodamas!

[–]easyeight 0 points1 point ago

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"pacchonbo-mo-inoinoi chakaretapatton pankorakettonto-n-no-ra churere-rotton poraporapetton pu-rorattantan pappu-ra mo-inoinoi...."

[–]Alikese 0 points1 point ago

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This is what you see as you die and the light fades from your eyes.

Never forget that next time you see this you are dying.

[–]gigglesnelson 0 points1 point ago

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This is such a happy post. I am glad I visited.

[–]tomrage 0 points1 point ago

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New backround time :D

[–]SpinningHead 0 points1 point ago

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Why wont they stop screaming?!

[–]Something_Special 0 points1 point ago

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oh vascular bundle y u so funny! :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What is happening.

[–]Exulted 0 points1 point ago

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Is that why boobies make me happy because the booby cells are happy?

[–]velarpinch 0 points1 point ago

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I call palindrome.

[–]Richie311 0 points1 point ago

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For being decapitated and cut in half, they sure are happy about it.

[–]jerwil 0 points1 point ago

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There are even little upvotes growing out of their heads!

[–]starfuckersinc 0 points1 point ago

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Penis hats.

[–]HydrogenHydroxide 0 points1 point ago

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[–]6stringSammy 0 points1 point ago

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Nano-smileys!

[–]LesEnfantsTerribles 0 points1 point ago

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No! No! God, NO! No more Monocots, No more Eudicots. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

[–]therossboss 0 points1 point ago

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Marram grass leaf cross section is happy to see you :D thanks for cutting him open!!

[–]cloudbooking 0 points1 point ago

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Cool stuff!

[–]Ikinhaszkarmakplx 0 points1 point ago

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Goddunit

[–]x86-JD 0 points1 point ago

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And that's when Wal-Mart started selling LSD.

[–]ohman-ohgod 0 points1 point ago

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[–]I_play_pokemon 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking LOVE cross sections!

[–]lballs 0 points1 point ago

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Read it as mammogram

[–]snang 0 points1 point ago

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D'awwww.

[–]ATendencyToOverreact 0 points1 point ago

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So if this is a cross section then that means there are infinite smiles?

[–]eninmeti 0 points1 point ago

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How many cross sections of leaves before you found this one ... you are one dedicated redditor !

[–]Jacobiangod 0 points1 point ago

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source??

[–]EricTboneJackson 0 points1 point ago

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What would be awesome is if they looked a little like Jesus, so the religious folks could flip their lid over it.

[–]fond_nemesis 0 points1 point ago

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gosh, isn't god just wonderful??

[–]MT_Flesch 0 points1 point ago

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this one is decidedly not quite so happy. rather emo

[–]lalabhai 0 points1 point ago

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Plants do smile

[–]Willie_Main 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a bunch of mini Toxic Avengers.

[–]botany_thunderdome 0 points1 point ago

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Keep the jokes phloen!

[–]hb_alien 0 points1 point ago

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That's some excited peni there.

[–]justinvh123 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]nquinn91 0 points1 point ago

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Join us at r/Pareidolia (Pictures of stuff that look like faces)

[–]brownstoned 0 points1 point ago

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I just grassed myself.

[–]ciaplant 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]daninmontreal 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]thatmom 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you happy face penises!