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[–]DarnTheseSocks 19 points20 points ago

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18th repost, 3rd repost with an identical title. Good work, OP.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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8th time without even bothering to re-upload it to imgur.

Also, it's on the frontpage, so we're in the minority.

[–]CapNRoddy 1 point2 points ago

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The minority of people who didn't read the part of the reddiquette that says "Don't complain about reposts"?

[–]thefriendlysinner 0 points1 point ago

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you are the 1%

[–]twosolitudes 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like Survivor... what happened to provoke the reaction?

[–]Warlizard 1 point2 points ago

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I actually saw this season and I can't remember... this has been driving me nuts.

[–]Stop_Sign 4 points5 points ago

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Someone getting voted out. Two girls are surprised, dude in the back it happy about it.

[–]sarcasmandsocialism 12 points13 points ago

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Wow. That is so much less interesting than what I had imagined prompted that reaction.

[–]BobTheBird 6 points7 points ago

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It was when two of the girls got completely naked for some oreos and peanut butter. Was absolutely GREAT.

[–]Shannogins115 4 points5 points ago

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That's definitely not what happened. I think it was a girls top coming off or something.

[–]chalkwalk 1 point2 points ago

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I was picturing some dude pulling a dog in the bathtub on a woman who is also giving birth. The guy in the back is all like "I've been there."

[–]Warlizard 0 points1 point ago

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Ah. Thanks.

[–]Buckwheat469 0 points1 point ago

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I wanted it to be this.

[–]GeekOfTheSouth 0 points1 point ago

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People were getting voted off the island. The person who was voted off happened to be someone that guy didn't like.

[–]Warlizard 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks.

[–]GeekOfTheSouth 12 points13 points ago

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Are you from the Warlizard gaming forums?

[–]Warlizard 12 points13 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]JareeZy 4 points5 points ago

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Can someone please fucking explain to me why exactly everytime Warlizard posts something this posted? I really don't get it and feel left out :<

[–]Warlizard 2 points3 points ago

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I apparently killed a nun in a former life.

[–]herabek 1 point2 points ago

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Just so you know, every time I see your name, I make it a point not to ask you questions that might annoy you.

Instead, I just give you pity upvotes and downvote the people who still think it's funny.

[–]Warlizard 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]morphintime 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pstuckey 3 points4 points ago

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you arent cool for asking this.

[–]LuckyNumberHat 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is when Richard (first winner) whipped his dick out and started pressing it on one of the female contestants during a challenge. He's gay, she was clothed, though I don't think either of those things makes it any better.

[–]mtwrite4 0 points1 point ago

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No, Richard was never in the same season as Sugar.

[–]SuperSpicyCra 1 point2 points ago

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I had a friend who was actually a participant on this season!

Go Ken!

I stopped watching when he got voted off...

[–]Mortegro545 0 points1 point ago

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Cool story bro.

[–]SuperSpicyCra 0 points1 point ago

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Now there's an appropriate response. Well done Mortegro545.

[–]Mortegro545 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, but I got downvoted anyways. Ah wells. I still thought it was cool. Like the conversation someone might randomly spout off in an elevator before it falls back into dead silence.

[–]readforit -1 points0 points ago

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u jelly, brah?

[–]jimmypopali 1 point2 points ago

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I've commented on this gif before and I'm going to comment on it again. This is also my fav. gif.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty much what happens every time there's a violent/sexy scene in a movie.

[–]Marley_Avalos 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who thinks of the grinch when I see this??

[–]jerryboy 0 points1 point ago

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upvote becouse it's survivor!

[–]errday 0 points1 point ago

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"What are those two girls doing with that cup?"

"Its so disgusting!"

"Yeah, its just so dirty, yeah."

[–]Lugbolt -1 points0 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]andbloom 0 points1 point ago

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He smiles like a monkey.

[–]Cloisonne 1 point2 points ago

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He totally looks like a monkey, yet your comment is being down-voted. WTF?

[–]andbloom 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit.com, that's wtf haha.

Edit: Volcanoes

[–]Justiceee 0 points1 point ago

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This is everyone's favorite gif. Including mine.

[–]branbm3 -1 points0 points ago

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without a doubt my favorite as well!

[–]rontassle54 -5 points-4 points ago

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Cool story bro