Teacher catching me chewing gum in class..

Kruug · 1 year

http://i.imgur.com/qTLPM.gif

Linkmaster2010 · 1 year

Best thing about college: no one gives a fuck.

BlandoCalrissian · 1 year

Quote from my old Maths teacher, "I don't care if you've got a cock in your mouth as long as you listen to me".

DolphinDaddy · 1 year

I had a teacher in elementary school who would literally make us spit it out into her hand.

Package · 1 year

The "No gum" rule is really more for the Janitors, it's a bitch to clean off the floors, underside of desks, and out of little girl's hair.

That being said, I am a Janitor at an elementary school, And I walk around chewing gum all day.

Have never cleaned it once.

HonzaSchmonza · 1 year

In what kind of class are you not allowed to chew gum?

PoopsWithDoorOpen · 1 year

If you chew with your slack-jawed, 80 IQ, inbred, drooling, smack-smack-smack-smack mouth wide the fuck open, that is why they're staring at you.

magicbullets · 1 year

Remember the mild panic 10 minutes after you swallow it to conceal the evidence?

Andrewsk1 · 1 year

Your teacher looks an awful lot like a sheep.

RangodhSingh · 1 year

I guess the fact that something that is so obviously funny only to teenagers gets so many upvotes explains how stupid most of the comments are in r/politics.

mugsnj · 1 year

I've never really understood why some people can't make it through the day without chewing gum.

wideasleep · 1 year

Copy/ pasting from an old comment:

My social studies 11 teacher two years ago enforced a very strict no gum rule in his class room. He had a small box that he would make everyone but their gum into if they were caught, something of an experiment to see how much there would be after one semester. Well, that's just begging for it... On the last day before exams, he was rather confused. Many people in the class were inexplicable giggly, and nobody would tell him what was going on. After a few minutes; "Jordan, are you chewing gum?". The answer, of course, was yes, so Neo (the box) was passed to the back of the room and the obligatory deposit was made. However, the laughter intensified, and he proceeded to look around once more. And then it hit him... Everyone in the class was chewing gum, myself included. Some people had over a pack on the go, and could barely hold their mouths closed. And so Neo made his rounds of the classroom, growing fuller at each desk. By the time everyone had gotten rid of their gum, the box was overflowing with a massive, multi-colored, sticky mess and was left on top of the filing cabinet in the corner. To the best of my knowledge, that box is still in the classroom, though I believe it has been housed inside a larger box given to our teacher as a farewell gift by a couple of the students.

chiron1 · 1 year

FAKE. That's not you.

Matriss · 1 year

The gum-chewing girl
And the cud-chewing cow
They look so alike
But different somehow
What could it be?
Oh, I see it now!
It's the intelligent look
On the face of the cow.

From a throw pillow at my grandma's house.

hierzn · 1 year

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/7422/nomnom12.gif

ccgeogeek · 1 year

As a teacher myself, I could give a fuck if you are chewing gum. Just don't leave garbage or gum behind when you leave...

JoLanTru · 1 year

A few years ago, I moved provinces in the 12th grade during March break. I was pretty nervous the first day of classes and didn't want to do anything stupid to get a bad reputation on my first day, especially bad breath. I threw some gum in my mouth and went to school.

Second period was sort of this advanced technology class and was a really big room to what I was used to. Picture your normal class room size times 3-4. I was sitting in the back at this round table with people I met from my first period and in the middle of them explaining what was going on in the class the teacher pointed me out with a big yell. "You! New guy, that better not be gum in your mouth. If I catch that gum stuck under the table where you're sitting, I'll cut your fingers off!"

Let me tell you, I immediately had bullets of sweat running down my body. I didn't chew gum in that building again.

This teacher actually turned out to be a pretty funny guy. Just a weird sense of humor needing to get used to. I had him for physics too and he would always have these elaborate examples. With all those questions about when is this object going to hit the ground he'd draw a pig jumping off an edge and bring a can of spam and slam it on the ground when we'd get the answer.

Edit for grammar.

Nouthing_but_Numbers · 1 year

^how to spot someone still in high school.

KnightofNew33 · 1 year

repost = downvote

silence_is_golden · 1 year

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/i19nn/when_the_teacher_sees_me_chewing_gum/

akumadiavolo · 1 year

Catching you? Are you in middle school or something?

devilwarier9 · 1 year

At first I was confused why a prof would give a crap, then I realized some redditors are still in highschool (read: some redditors are inferior to my genius university brain)

KyleGibson · 1 year

You should check out r/HIFW

UseThe4s · 1 year

I never understood this rule at all in grade/high school. What, will the kids put it under the desks? They put it there 90% of the time bc they were afraid of getting caught.

HmmNoWays · 1 year

"Relax, Miss! Its just a chewing gum not a nuclear bomb"

mMelatonin · 1 year

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sioux_yeah_yeah · 1 year

I'm sad I couldn't upvote you more than once... First reddit post to make me literally laugh out loud in weeks....Thank you kind sir.

Forcewater · 1 year

I don't understand the appeal of gum. Could someone explain why chewing is so wonderful?

Hibria · 1 year

LOOOOOOOOOL I LOVE THESE ANIMAL GIFS, I GOTTA SEE IF THERES A SUBFORUM FOR THIS

assangeleakinglol · 1 year

I was waiting for the "Deal with it"-glasses.. i was dissapointed.

PR05ECC0 · 1 year

That was stupid...and made me laugh

MnBran6 · 1 year

TIL my highschool is the only one that allows gum chewing...

Ispitonyourslave · 1 year

I had a teacher in High school that if he caught you chewing gum..he would give you two options...either put the gum INSIDE your shoe under your foot or a immediate detention and referral...and then he would stand there and until you made your decision.

nrbartman · 1 year

Why is chewing gum in class frowned upon? I don't get it.

iDunTrollBro · 1 year

I want a sheep.

TheRubyRhod · 1 year

Everytime I see a sheep I just want to hug it.

MrBensvik · 1 year

Speaking of gum, I saw something cool today. Walked past a guy just as he spat out his gum, but before it hit the street he kicked it back into his mouth and continued chewing. Never seen that before.

Ginnigan · 1 year

Oh man. I forgot you couldn't chew gum in school. -feels old-

5foot3 · 1 year

I forgot you can't have gum or eat/drink in class. Being an adult is EXCELLENT.

ericpenguin · 1 year

I knew the people of Reddit were sheeple...

MetalGuitarist · 1 year

My school district allows gum in school from the 6th grade, up. I don't see why it's a big deal.

TheOnlyWayToBeSure · 1 year

Damn high schoolers

creepyfan · 1 year

Yeah, middle school is pretty tough.

chiron1 · 1 year

I find it hilarious that my students can never figure out how I know that they are chewing gum. I'm going to save this .gif and send email it to them when they wonder how I knew.

TheCilician · 1 year

I have been laughing all day. lol thank you.

porch652 · 1 year

I remember Middle School!

LaurenElainey · 1 year

I thought I saw one of my students chewing gum today, so I went up to him and before I could ask him to spit it out, he took a full eraser out of his mouth.

gonz0 · 1 year

HAHHAHAHA, HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY IS STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL.

YoubeTrollin · 1 year

Saving to read later

carniemechanic · 1 year

I think most teachers who concentrate that much attention on whether anyone's chewing gum are petty tyrants. They should concentrate on assuring that all students gain a good grasp of the material they present.

femaiden · 1 year

Sheep is ruminating. Control F'd it. I'm shocked no one pointed that out.

[deleted] · 1 year

I'm a 42 year old man with a 7 year old daughter. When I was in school getting caught with gum, chewed or unchewed could result in suspension.

My daughters teacher actually requested that we send some gum to school with her, to help keep her calm during quiet time in class.

The times have changed.

LegoMaster87 · 1 year

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY UPVOTE

beccaonice · 1 year

Hahahhahaha high school! I forgot this rule existed.

aerialace · 1 year

I remember grade 3

Malizulu · 1 year

How to catch someone still in high school....

Posts thread about being caught chewing gum.

Cataphract1014 · 1 year

Ah, to be 12 again.

[deleted] · 1 year

this is why chewing on your tongue is the perfect disguise. i always am chewing on my tongue when im concentrating in class, so they never know when its gum! fuck yeah genetics!

ShitBabyPiss · 1 year

That made my day, thanks!

LemNaid · 1 year

I had a teacher that would make us put the gum on our noses for the rest of the period.

Zeppelanoid · 1 year

Oh, high school. How I hated those dumb ass rules.

ShiHouzi · 1 year

The gum chewing student and the cud chewing cow look quite alike, but they're different somehow.

What is the difference? Oh! I see it now... It's the intellegent look on the face of the cow.

dannyduh · 1 year

Gah, I forgot about the no gum chewing rule. Thinking back on it, how fucking stupid was that? I remember teachers stopping their whole lesson plan just to make a student spit out his gum. Who gives a shit?

[deleted] · 1 year

need an age limit on this damn forum.

Nhetu · 1 year

Am I the only one that felt him staring into my SOUL?

Nhetu · 1 year

Am I the only one that felt him staring into my SOUL?

Nhetu · 1 year

Am I the only one that felt him staring into my SOUL?

furmully · 1 year

I WISH I HAD THE POWER TO UPVOTE 1 MILLION TIMES....LMFAO

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