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[–]nick041 242 points243 points ago

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OH MY FUCKING GOD, ARNOLD IS STEWIES FATHER!

[–]denim-chicken 67 points68 points ago

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[–]codemunkeh 8 points9 points ago

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i have a severe cough and laughing at this gif has caused me intense chest pains for the past 60 seconds.

an upvote well deserved.

[–]milleniamisc 48 points49 points ago

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this seriously destroyed my understanding of the world.

[–]neutronfish 2 points3 points ago

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And ruined my childhood.

[–]Antikristus 14 points15 points ago

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Stewie wasn't born with a head shaped like that.

EVIDENCE!

[–]Krayzed896 1 point2 points ago

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lol sadly their is also a clip of him being born with the football shaped head already. I believe it's season 1, where he is born and along with him comes some items hinting at his world domination plans. It was like a map of England or something. So...yea.

[–]BluLite 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Krayzed896 1 point2 points ago

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Not the clip, but still relevant. THANK YOU!

[–]Antikristus -1 points0 points ago

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Well that's just silly.

[–]ThePianistOfDoom 10 points11 points ago

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Holy crap. Holy crap holy crap holy crap.

[–]snpster 3 points4 points ago

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[–]whataketchup 5 points6 points ago

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fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]m_le 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY CRAP!

[–]Framnk 0 points1 point ago

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Came here for this, thank you!

[–]dnblur 59 points60 points ago

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That's how Arnolds mom died..

[–]dmcfarla 54 points55 points ago

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She would never scream "Move it Football head" louder than while giving birth to that child.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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Where’s Gerald?.... JAIL!

[–]tonyp123 4 points5 points ago

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Lol'd hard, thankyou.

[–]gentlebot 11 points12 points ago

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Knowing deviantArt, I can't imagine it would be a difficult task to find fanart of the conception of this child. Hell, this very artist already drew this.

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone have an Imgur mirror? I'm too lazy to make a deviantart to see it.

[–]ParrotLad 13 points14 points ago

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Here you go

I like how he still has the cap on

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 13 points14 points ago

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Oh God ಠ_ಠ

Thanks, man

[–]BreakfastBurrito 3 points4 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]codemunkeh 5 points6 points ago

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the real question is, does the tip of his junk resemble his head?

[–]RaithMoracus -1 points0 points ago

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I'll just leave this here... NSFW

[–]ehstone8 10 points11 points ago

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why does arnold have a boner?

[–]steeltrain43 14 points15 points ago

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I don't know what it is about Phoebe, probably the Asian, and the glasses, but she's clearly the hottest one

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 3 points4 points ago

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kinda creepy.

[–]DCM 5 points6 points ago

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Why does this exist?

[–]ricacid 9 points10 points ago

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You're a 90s kid if you instantly knew which "helga" this was before clicking the link

[–]dumbledorkus 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't sure if this or Helga Hufflepuff

[–]StochasticOoze 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was going to be Hagar's wife.

[–]MollyBloom11 2 points3 points ago

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Seeing the top of Helga's pelvis makes me wildly uncomfortable.

[–]Bruce_Bruce 5 points6 points ago

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Why was I slightly turned on by this?

[–]ratoot 6 points7 points ago

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Because it looks she's turned on her side with her muffler showing

[–]Zorin 1 point2 points ago

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Good to see that after all these years, the good ol' unibrow is still there.

[–]laughingplague 1 point2 points ago

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Arnold still looks like a girl.

[–]AlexDeLarge4848 1 point2 points ago

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These things always make me a little sad for some reason. Those childhood memories are supposed to forever remain in stone. Then I see things like this, or that tv show that they made a while back about the Rugrats being all grown up. Ohhh childhood nostalgias.

[–]WinterInJapan 1 point2 points ago

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WHY DOES THIS IMAGE EXIST!?

CURSE YOU INTERNET!!!

[–]Tonality 1 point2 points ago

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I honestly never wanted to see this.

[–]woll_clark 1 point2 points ago*

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I have a theory.

I believe the eccentric stories grandpa told Arnold about his parents are lies. I believe that Arnold's mother most likely died during childbirth and her death caused a major depression in Arnold's dad. Phil, in seeing the state of Shortman's father, decided to take Arnold in.

His father probably died as a result of a drug problem, alcoholism or possibly suicide. Phil tells these stories to keep their deaths atypical - to keep Arnold as happy as possible in such a life situation.

[–]Amberburry 1 point2 points ago

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DAE think about the doctor saying, "No, you come ova heeA" to Helga's vag as she's giving birth?

Probably just me :(

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[–]ChillbroChad 5 points6 points ago

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Any true "Hey Arnold" fan recognizes that as Maria, one of the 6th grade girls that Arnold and Gerald took to a dance.

[–]brooklinder 5 points6 points ago

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AH! I was wondering! That's early Season One, right?

"Aye, Maria! Get over here!"

"YOU get over here!"

[–]ohcumgache 0 points1 point ago

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Another football-head!

[–]einstein1351 0 points1 point ago

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...the fuck

[–]chickeni3oo 0 points1 point ago

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Baby Mama Clip

Funniest part of the whole movie...

[–]unicorn_hipster 0 points1 point ago

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That's by far one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. CHILDHOD RUINED.

[–]Evanthatguy 0 points1 point ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]WWTFSMD 0 points1 point ago

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Football head. Not even once.

[–]JakeTheIceburg -1 points0 points ago

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Damn..... They are gunna need a .......... Wait for it...... T section. Ba dum chi! Haha get it? .....anyone....

[–]SexTiger 3 points4 points ago

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Nooo....

[–]JakeTheIceburg 3 points4 points ago

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Okay....

[–]yogurtshwartz -5 points-4 points ago

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Chuck Testa?

[–]san475 -4 points-3 points ago

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Chuck testa?

[–]Raunch_the_Locket -2 points-1 points ago

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This prove that stewie is adopted

[–]Snoopyalien24 -3 points-2 points ago

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Watch his favorite sport be basketball

[–]amjhwk -3 points-2 points ago

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arnold would not have a baby with helga

[–]TraverseTown -2 points-1 points ago

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I love that they made Gerald's mother the nurse technician person. Even though she was a cashier.

[–]Brettersson 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TraverseTown 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm. I'm rusty. Should have spotted that one.