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[–]No_Warhawkz 25 points26 points ago

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The sandwich? I think she really wants that hand.

[–]Porknog 12 points13 points ago

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[–]BobbyDuwitz 2 points3 points ago

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When I see pictures of kids from 50-60+ years ago, I feel like I can easily see them as the old people they probably are today.

[–]goldteamrules 2 points3 points ago

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[–]FredL2 1 point2 points ago

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I should probably tell them to not put funny image text in the alt attribute, but to use the title attribute.

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheBlumpking 9 points10 points ago

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To me it looked like she was eyeing that knife

[–]CorkyKribler 4 points5 points ago

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There will be much weeping and gnashing of the teeth, and spreading of the strawberry preserves.

[–]TheBlumpking 7 points8 points ago

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Actually, I think that's blood...

[–]FailTactics 19 points20 points ago

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which

[–]dWillPrevail 0 points1 point ago

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I believe witch is the cry you're looking for.

[–]jman377355 0 points1 point ago

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judging by the upvotes it's probably a reference to something.

[–]Dammad 9 points10 points ago

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"Mummy makes THE BEST peanut butter and viscera sandwiches!"

[–]Silvani 6 points7 points ago

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"Yessss... the blood of innocents shall be mine!"

[–]critzelsworth 4 points5 points ago

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Black hole sun... wont you make me a sandwich.

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[–]critzelsworth 2 points3 points ago

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Funny thing, i heard it on the way to lunch today and all I can think about when I hear it is the video. That picture might as well have come strait from it.

[–]Uriah_Heep 4 points5 points ago

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Cellophane Bread ಠ_ಠ

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[–]hereshowitis 1 point2 points ago

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That's like a whole world of ginger going on there.

[–]Jaycatt 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing like spaghetti with a cold hot-dog chaser!

[–]bryciclepete 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like she can't wait for YOU to eat that sandwich! all poisoned and shit.

[–]deeve04 2 points3 points ago

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There is a seanbaby joke in there somewhere.

[–]scarface222 2 points3 points ago

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It completes her plans for world domination.

[–]headbanger141 2 points3 points ago

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I can see the hate in her eyes. The world is not ready for such insanity.

[–]yousername 2 points3 points ago

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She wants the knife

[–]AnEnglishGentleman 2 points3 points ago

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That shit should be Nutella to provoke a reaction like that.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 2 points3 points ago

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Mmmmmm, coagulated blood spread.

[–]CoolMoD 1 point2 points ago

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Huh! There was a frat at my school who sold grilled cheese sandwiches once a week last year, and used this image on all their fliers. Where does this come from?

[–]Hansafan 1 point2 points ago

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That kid wants souls, never mind sandwiches.

[–]paolog 1 point2 points ago

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There's an old joke that goes "Why can a man never starve in the Great Desert? Because he can eat the sand which is there."

[–]str1k3r 1 point2 points ago

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jokes on you that's not jelly...it's blood

[–]poringo 1 point2 points ago

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Demon eyes

[–]Onassis 1 point2 points ago

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Ye- she's got her heart set on it. I wonder what gives it all away?

[–]Greedish 1 point2 points ago

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oh thank god I came in here expecting a make me a sandwich joke reddit you have postponed the apocalypse

[–]Jesus_luvs_Jenkem 1 point2 points ago

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http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/gizQf.jpg
And I want people to stop reposting this.

[–]daringescape 1 point2 points ago

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is that a butter knife in that ad?

[–]SamuraiSevens 0 points1 point ago

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Mommy told Sally that eating the sandwich would give her red wings. Little did she know...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, my middle school ancient history teacher had this poster on our classroom wall. He said it was his mom.

[–]sinisterbob 0 points1 point ago

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Sandwhat?

[–]Areyoukiddingme2 0 points1 point ago

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The model who posed for that lives in Chicago and last I heard was still alive. She was on that show Dave Attell use to host "up all night". She is also a terrific drunk! She Drinks at the old town Ale house!

[–]ap2002 0 points1 point ago

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Soon!

[–]oushadow 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmm fingers!

[–]jpezzznuts 0 points1 point ago

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Please repost at /r/blueberryjam

[–]greym84 0 points1 point ago

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Umbridge as a child.

[–]BeerMeNow 0 points1 point ago

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I FUCKING LOVE JELLY!

[–]ObeySaturnGod 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else think that there's blood in that cup?

[–]carlosmal 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Dacw 0 points1 point ago

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[–]imscruffythejanitor 0 points1 point ago

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Be very careful with this one. It has a huge bite radius.

[–]realashe 0 points1 point ago

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IAMA Demon Child who really really likes sandwiches!

[–]oddballodd 0 points1 point ago

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She loves sandwich. She wants to devour sandwich.

[–]SouthFresh 0 points1 point ago

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The first time I saw this image I was compelled to make this.

[–]plutPWNium 0 points1 point ago

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This was my 12th grade History teacher's Desktop background.

[–]ssergei 0 points1 point ago

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That's human flesh spread.

[–]MikeTheInfidel 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sea_admrial 0 points1 point ago

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This repost is offensive and annoying. she has a disease that makes her look that way.

[–]moviedude26 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the album art on Zappa's Weasels Ripped My Flesh...

[–]daleok 0 points1 point ago

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Or she just shit her pants.

[–]71Comet 0 points1 point ago

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Rape face.

[–]Epicurite 0 points1 point ago

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Enriched with the blood of her fallen enemies.

[–]Quetz23 0 points1 point ago

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Thats no jam... ITS PEOPLE.

[–]kellykebab 0 points1 point ago

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Kids don't know how to smile on command at all. I was cleaning someone's house recently and checked out her daughter's class portrait from school. Every little midget looks like they're trying to swab the inside of their ears with their cheeks. Total face-lift photocaust. Yikes.

[–]viceroy76 0 points1 point ago

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The correct spelling is "sammich"

[–]Tackers369 0 points1 point ago

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She must fight Heavy for Sandvich!

[–]stoned_stoner 0 points1 point ago

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"It put the jelly on its toast or else it gets the hose again"

[–]jakdak 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, is the anyone who hasn't seen this 500 times already?

[–]Whimsicalfuckery -1 points0 points ago

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Holy god damn, she looks more like she's considering how best to chop of and devour the woman's fingers.

[–]Bouda -1 points0 points ago

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She doesn't want it, she wants to make it.

She's already becoming a woman.

[–]reccriches -1 points0 points ago

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Man rule number 666: DONT HAVE FUCKING CHILDREN! haha