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[–]skeeter_valentine 66 points67 points ago

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[–]TryingToSucceed 16 points17 points ago

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Wadsworth confirmed.

[–]toxicFork 55 points56 points ago

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[–]Frankeh 20 points21 points ago

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Wadsworth must feel like a king among men to have a function named after him!

[–]n0rs 2 points3 points ago

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Has anyone informed him that Youtube has implemented it?

[–]desertjedi85 1 point2 points ago

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[–]n0rs 0 points1 point ago

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awesome.

[–]The_Hegemon 38 points39 points ago

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Holy shit. Youtube has implemented the Wadsworth Constant? Amazing.

Although it doesn't work with anything more than 1 Wadsworth :(.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points ago

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the 1 is a boolean. It just means "true". As in "Use the Wadsworth constant" instead of Wadswoth 0 (false) being "don't use the Wadsworth constant".

It's not "1 wadsworth"

[–]JimmerUK 39 points40 points ago

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Mr Sulu, Wadsworth 9, engage.

[–]CottonStorm 5 points6 points ago

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Do they skip the first third of the journey there?

[–]TheUrge 1 point2 points ago

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They skip a third for every level of wadsworth.

[–]CottonStorm 10 points11 points ago

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They're skipping nine thirds of the journey. That's pretty damned efficient.

[–]toxicFork 9 points10 points ago

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no. they're skipping to the (2/3)9th of the journey.

[–]Dstanding 0 points1 point ago

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They went there, back, and then there again.

[–]excommunicated 2 points3 points ago

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Cut off the first 30% nine times?

So, you would watch the last 4% of the video.

Captain, video cohesion cannot be maintained at Wadsworths of this magnitude! She can'na hold 'er!

[–]JimmerUK 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, 4.035361%.

So in this 12 second video it would equate to slightly less than half a second... which shows the guy and his 'Africa face'.

Wadsworth rules again.

[–]ssjumper 0 points1 point ago

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Sulu? I could have sworn it was Voyager

[–]HarryBlessKnapp 1 point2 points ago

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Are you from the future?

[–]The_Hegemon 0 points1 point ago

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I realize that now, however it doesn't seem like much extra work to enable up to 3 Wadsworth (90%? Or would it be 62.4%?).

Since basically it would be instead of

if (Wadsworth > 0) startTime =(videoTime*.3)

it would be

if (Wadsworth > 0) startTime = (videoTime * (.3 * (Wadsworth > 3 ? 3 : Wadsworth)))

Note: I'm not an AS programmer nor do I know anything about video/youtube backend stuff. So I have no clue how hard it would actually be to implement.

[–]Quakes 8 points9 points ago

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It would be exceedingly simple, but terribly useless (and ill-defined, as you yourself mention).

[–]lowtone94 6 points7 points ago

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Here is his submission on reddit explaing what he did

[–]anonymous1 5 points6 points ago

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Wadsworth works perfectly with this family guy clip:

Wadsworth enabled

Wadsworth disabled

Perfect.

[–]DrRabbitt 3 points4 points ago

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yeah apparently the guy who implemented it just started working for them recently and this was like the first thing he did when he got there

[–]Ranlier 41 points42 points ago

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I want to see a movie where Diddy from this and Tom Cruise from Tropic Thunder collaborate on a project.

[–]farceur318 27 points28 points ago

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An even better idea: A movie Where Robert Downey Jr's character from Tropic Thunder shadows and slowly "becomes" Russel Brand's character because he's playing him in a biopic.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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That would be glorious. I don't think the general public could handle it though

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points ago

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I like to think this was improvised by the musician they hired to play the bongos. Otherwise I have to think about the fact that he was hired purely because he makes a mean Africa face.

[–]MyParentsArentHome 109 points110 points ago

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My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.

[–]OnmyojiOmn 65 points66 points ago

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She would know.

[–]notLOL 1 point2 points ago

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Because she got knowledge stuffed into her brain in a coed university.

[–]CJGibson 2 points3 points ago

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Because she got knowledge stuffed into her brain in a coed university.

[–]Plutonium239Bitch 14 points15 points ago

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Your username must've been popular on /r/jailbait.

[–]FriskyMushrooms 13 points14 points ago

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10/11 Never Forget

[–]h4ck3rpunk 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't you take a seat.

[–]YaoSlap 1 point2 points ago

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Is the new season any good so far?

[–]funkadelphian 2 points3 points ago

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I thought the first two episodes were surprisingly funny, and I'm not te biggest fan of the past couple seasons.

[–]theserenity 196 points197 points ago

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God damn that such a surprisingly hilarious movie, I still chuckle every time I hear the name Jeffrey or see Pdiddy for that matter.

[–]NinjaCupcake[S] 115 points116 points ago

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When life hands you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.

[–]smellycatjazz 95 points96 points ago

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As the token black guy in most of my friend circles, I do this face whenever I am asked to do something Im not qualified or ready for

[–]ItAllSeemedHarmless 63 points64 points ago

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As someone without a token black friend, I am sad... :(

[–]smellycatjazz 45 points46 points ago

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I currently service the Tallahassee (near Florida State University) area, and SW Miami during the breaks...I maybe making an appearance in NC in the coming months.

[–]ItAllSeemedHarmless 9 points10 points ago

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Unfortunately I am living in the Southern Hemisphere, but if I find my way to the USA some time in the future, I could be somebody's token Australian friend.

[–]Phayder 13 points14 points ago

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Unfortunately I am living in the Northern Hemisphere, but if I find my way to the USA some time in the future, I could be somebody's token Canadian friend. Eh.

[–]GTCharged 15 points16 points ago

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We don't want you in Michigan. Hard enough to get rid of your pennies and quarters that pass through here already...

[–]Phayder 5 points6 points ago

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I am deeply sorry you feel that way. Heres some Poutine (French Fries with cheese & gravy)

[–]GTCharged 4 points5 points ago

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Love that shit. Also I put vinegar on things and get weird looks.. It's just the currency that annoys me. I can't use it when I get it in change. So essentially I'm taking a loss. Also, I now say eh out of habit every once in a while.

[–]ItAllSeemedHarmless 1 point2 points ago

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Will you be my buddy, mate?

[–]executex 2 points3 points ago

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When can I book you for an appearance? Do you need your own trailer or can you share it with our token gay guy?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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NC here. Been looking to hire for a while. I think you are qualified, so please submit your resume including all past token experiences and I will consider you for the position. Thank you.

[–]FSU_Fan2004 1 point2 points ago

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:Does the chop:

[–]IIdsandsII 1 point2 points ago

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I live in Fort Lauderdale. Can you be my token black guy for a day?

[–]HarryBlessKnapp 6 points7 points ago

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Being the token black guy is a comedy gold mine.

[–]DIDNT_GET_SARCASM 1 point2 points ago

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You have more than one circle of friends??

Stares in awe

[–]DrRabbitt 0 points1 point ago

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reddit demands proof

[–]Tokin_Token 0 points1 point ago

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I concur.

[–]blink_again_bitch 0 points1 point ago

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i remember my token black guy friend in high school. He was the bees knees.

[–]KneelB4Z0d 3 points4 points ago

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Hello I'm Jeffrey, my wife has varicose veins.

[–]rubthefurrywalls 3 points4 points ago

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it, it feels good man.

[–]Go0n 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to stroke you now.

[–]Frankeh 13 points14 points ago

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I never understand the hate that movie gets on reddit. I thought it was hilarious.

[–]geareddev 16 points17 points ago

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I had low expectations going in, but this movie was amazingly funny.

[–]xyroclast 7 points8 points ago

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Reddit usually has a major "hate-on" for that movie, I'm surprised to see your comment at the top. I personally thought it was very funny.

[–]MtHammer 1 point2 points ago

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Where the fuck are you? I'm gonna kill you! Smiley face!

[–]BZenMojo 5 points6 points ago

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I waited until it was on HBO to watch it because I was skeptical.

In hindsight, I hate myself for not contributing to its box office dominance.

Also, a sequel ten times better than the original movie (Forgetting Sarah Marshall).

[–]orange_kevin 18 points19 points ago

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I wouldn't really call it a sequel as it isn't really very canonical. I'd call it a spin off.

[–]whytookay 5 points6 points ago

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He did mention specifically having fucked Sarah Marshall when she comes up in the movie.

[–]orange_kevin 13 points14 points ago

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Yes, but the story itself isn't a sequel.

[–]TankorSmash 0 points1 point ago

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I'd raise the Final Fantasy series of video games.

[–]sandgoose 15 points16 points ago

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True. but Jonah Hill appears in both movies as separate characters, which arguably implies a parallel universe.

[–]hypo11 1 point2 points ago

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Twins?

[–]sandgoose 3 points4 points ago

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Does it strike you as unusual that neither movie mentions this idea, nor does Russell Brand see the resemblance? If they were twin brothers doubtless one would be aware of the other's hero worship of Russell Brand.

"my twin brother in Hawaii loves you!"

"Yea, I think I met the guy."

[–]hypo11 2 points3 points ago

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Not unusual - I was just joking/giving a possible explanation.

[–]whytookay 0 points1 point ago

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I hadn't thought of that. Upvotes to you.

[–]namenottaken 3 points4 points ago

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I disagree. I found FSM much funnier than GHTTG. The latter seemed to get too feel-goody, not that FSM didn't, but it wasn't as pronounced.

[–]TabascoQuesadilla 3 points4 points ago

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I disagree - I love both, but Forgetting Sarah Marshall has the Dracula musical.

[–]hypertown 0 points1 point ago

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Jonah Hill plays the waiter that is a big fan of Aldous Snow in Sarah Marshall. In Get Him to The Greek he basically plays the same guy, only if that guy worked at a record studio. If it was a direct sequel, Jonah Hill would exist as two people in the movie's universe.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Best comedy I've seen all decade...

[–]accidental_tourist 34 points35 points ago

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This may receive blasphemious gasps, but what movie is it from? For some reason I've everyone here just refers it to "this movie".

[–]Vaywen 29 points30 points ago

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Don't you love that? Its called Get him to the Greek :)

[–]Durzo_Blint 5 points6 points ago

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It's from Get him to the Greek. The joke is that Russel Brand's character is a sort of has been rock star that makes a terrible song about Africa. He later has to preform it live and forgets the lyrics. His assistant Jonah Hill has to find someone who knows the lyrics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQqs-Cno5Bc

[–]terrdc 0 points1 point ago

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I saw that and didn't notice that that was a parody music video.

[–]supaphly42 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you for asking, I had no clue either.

[–]rfbandit 68 points69 points ago

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I do the exact same thing whilst being fellated.

[–]Auxtin 33 points34 points ago

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Do you pretend to play the bongos too?

[–]jvac 84 points85 points ago

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On top of her head, yes.

[–]rfbandit 20 points21 points ago

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Yeah. She doesn't appreciate it though. Kinda ruins my Africa face.

[–]Auxtin 8 points9 points ago

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Bravo!

[–]JMangina 0 points1 point ago

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Big Bucks, no Whammies.

[–]MagicArc 12 points13 points ago

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African child was the worst thing to happen to black people since the apartheid.

[–]DrMambo85 94 points95 points ago

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One of the most racist and most hilarious moments in cinema.

[–]ChipChase 97 points98 points ago

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You obviously haven't seen Gran Torino..

Walt Kowalski: Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

Walt Kowalski: How many swamp rats can you get in one room?

Walt Kowalski: I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags.

[walking over to some black thugs] Walt Kowalski: What are you spooks up to?

[–]glasstablechair 53 points54 points ago

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You forgot the best one

Walt Kowalski: Shut up, pussy. What is all this "bro" shit, anyway? Want to be super spade or something? These guys don't want to be your bro, and I don't blame 'em. Now get your ofay paddy ass on down the road.

btw the white kid he's talking to is Scott Eastwood, his son

[–]jotch 8 points9 points ago

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His daughter is pretty good looking too. I wouldn't look forward to picking her up for a date though.

[–]vinfx 18 points19 points ago

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I haven't seen Gran Turino. Now that I know Clint has a son and all I can say is....

 

 

 

OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S HOT

[–]CressCrowbits 33 points34 points ago

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As a heterosexual man, I find it deeply confusing as to what women find attractive in men.

Same with women's shoes. Don't get them.

[–]vinfx 15 points16 points ago

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He has the Eastwood eyes. Those kind of eyes make you melt if you experience them in person. And, he has an angular nicely defined face. Nice jawline. Smooth skin. Great hair and nice strong build.

As for body (in general), things that are appealing are height, muscles (not too much, must be the Goldy Locks middle), and stockier/athletic shape.

[–]Nesman64 14 points15 points ago

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Every time I see a man and think that women must find him attractive, I'm wrong. I turns out there's a tiny gay man somewhere in my head making those calls.

[–]leoboiko 2 points3 points ago*

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I’m a not entirely heterosexual man and I can confirm that he is indeed hot as Hell. Will probably get even better in 5–10 years.

[–]SmoothWD40 2 points3 points ago

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As to shoes, steam sales have made me understand (if even just a tiny fraction) this. I have bought countless games that are sitting in my library (closet) I have them installed (walked around the house and looked in the mirror) but I have not played them.

[–]CressCrowbits 1 point2 points ago

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It's not so much the love of shoes, it's what is a good women's shoe and what isn't.

I recall being in a shop with a then girlfriend and her going through the shoes. She tried to explain to me how one type of shoe was 'slutty', and the other was 'classy', even though they looked more or less the same to me. I don't get it.

[–]radioinactivity 0 points1 point ago

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Rounded-point toe is classy, totally pointed toe is slutty. Pair the totally pointed toe with a 3-4inch stilletto heel and patent leather and/or vinyl straps and you have a very "slutty" shoe.

[–]kielbasa330 2 points3 points ago

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As a heterosexual man, I love high heels. That's all I know about women's shoes.

This causes me some pain as a man under 6', though.

[–]CJGibson 2 points3 points ago

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As a homosexual man, I find that women rarely find men attractive in women's shoes. Don't get them.

[–]notLOL 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a confused heterosexual, too. That previous sentence sounded closeted gay, but I assure you I am not.

[–]danny841 0 points1 point ago

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As a heterosexual man: probably jaw structure. Unfortunately I have a head shaped like a melon so my jaw gets lost in the oval.

[–]Xiphcreature 10 points11 points ago

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[–]rchase[!] 5 points6 points ago

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Loved Gran Torino. Reminded me of my grandfather, who was actually way more over the top than Walt. I grew up in a very racially segregated community, and I'm still ashamed of the way my parents' parents talked and behaved. The really crappy thing is that when I go back home for family holidays and whatnot, I see this same thing in the younger generations as well. Glad I got out of there.

[–]FrancisTeardrop 2 points3 points ago

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You obviously haven't seen Birth Of A Nation. Shortly after the KKK reforms and saves the south from blacks being elected, Jesus descends from Heaven.

[–]concussedYmir 1 point2 points ago

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Gran Torino was a comedy disguised as drama.

Seriously, every time he threw up that scowl when he looked at anyone non-white, I guffawed.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else here think Gran Torino was going for ~edgy~ and just ended up kind of racist?

[–]BZenMojo 19 points20 points ago

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It's...not really racist at all. It's just a commentary about racial portrayals in mass media. The racist part was the video he's referring to, which was also specifically done as a commentary about racial portrayals in mass media.

[–]RedWave 1 point2 points ago

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Now, is racist portrayals in mass media really racist? Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary difines racism as:

1 : a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race.

2 : racial prejudice or discrimination

[–]koolkid005 0 points1 point ago

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I would consider anything that perpetuates either of those definitions equally racist.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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ever seen Blazing Saddles?

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 14 points15 points ago

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ever hang around a gymnasium?

[–]CottonStorm 64 points65 points ago

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You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?

[–]Lavernius_Tucker 22 points23 points ago

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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[–]kentgreendisco 13 points14 points ago

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We have clearance Clarence...roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

[–]BZenMojo 0 points1 point ago

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Do you like oysters? (True story, I was taking notes at a microdiscectomy in high school and one of the doctors used this line on me...and...it was a dude. I'm pretty sure he made a comment about how my scrubs fit as well. That was weird.)

[–]PruneSlicker 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever had a dreams?

[–]HausOfTwinkie 13 points14 points ago

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You want to come to a club where people wee on eachother?

[–]Major_Colvin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]NoxiousStimuli 2 points3 points ago

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I'm Oooolld Greeeegggg!

[–]rfbandit 11 points12 points ago

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Ever been to a Turkish prison?

[–]elliothtz 5 points6 points ago

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Ever seen a grown man naked?

[–]Reddicator 5 points6 points ago

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ever get your balls trapped in another man's ass?

[–]JimmerUK 5 points6 points ago

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"Where the white women at?"

[–]Somyongfo 20 points21 points ago

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Ever seen Boss Nigger?

[–]stay_black 13 points14 points ago

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Don't neg this man. It's a real movie :

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072725/

[–]Tactful 2 points3 points ago

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Up yours nigger.

[–]export40 5 points6 points ago

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Speaks volumes to the user demographic of Reddit that there aren't more Mel Brooks quips rolling around in comment threads.

A shame, really. He made other movies besides Spaceballs, gents.

[–]poompt 1 point2 points ago

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I know a few lines, let me just whip one out...

[–]CubemonkeyNYC 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think you have seen many movies from before 1980.

[–]andyman9277 7 points8 points ago

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Try seeing The Birth of a Nation

[–]porkfatty 0 points1 point ago

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Blazing Saddles? Come on...

[–]kidCham 7 points8 points ago

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id like to see more gifs like this (most of the picture static with a little animation)

[–]jackyface 10 points11 points ago

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[–]RonDelgen 0 points1 point ago

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Best part of the movie. I remember when we watched it at the theater everyone there completely lost it.

[–]davy_crockett 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thedemonlover 3 points4 points ago

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This movie was great until the last act. The whole threesome thing with Brand having sex with Hill's girlfriend in front of him was a bit much.

[–]RonDelgen 0 points1 point ago

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But of a spoiler I think

[–]SaltyCarl 5 points6 points ago

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I wasn't a big fan of this movie, but this part made me laugh hysterically!

[–]noahbaby94 5 points6 points ago

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This is one of the few times where a gif with text works.

[–]BaseLime 3 points4 points ago

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Who wouldn't trust someone named Jeffery?

[–]MACandSteez 3 points4 points ago

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Jeffery is just a nice bloke he mooved in down the street.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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This is by far the best joke in the entire movie.

[–]TychoVhargon 2 points3 points ago

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Are you sure? I'd never heard of it and was going to watch it, but if this is the best I won't bother.

[–]MrJoeBlow 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely worth the watch and there were much more hilarious moments than this.

[–]Atarius 1 point2 points ago

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Many people may disagree, but I thought it was pretty terrible.

You'll either think it's hilarious and awesome, or terrible. There isn't much of a middle ground.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The movie is okay. Like a 5 or 6 out of 10. There are some funny moments, but this was the only one that made me laugh out loud. The GIF doesn't really do it justice -- it's the immediate switch from "normal dude" to "Africa face" that cracks me up.

[–]lurkersthrowaway 4 points5 points ago

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Can anyone add sound to this gif and send me a hyperlink?

[–]Durzo_Blint 5 points6 points ago

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[–]5550113 1 point2 points ago

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The first thing I noticed is that the group of white men in the background has too many fedoras. One per group!

[–]firebat707 3 points4 points ago

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o man this made me laugh for so long........ does that make me racist? or do black people find this funny?

[–]RDIESELz 19 points20 points ago

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I'm black and I approve. That movie was hilarious.

[–]DarkStar1O9 1 point2 points ago

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I found this on Stumbleupon the other day and the top comment was so racist I won't even repeat it, glad to see better from you guys. Definitely some of the good ones here. I'm also black and thought it was funny but race doesn't really make a difference in enjoying this, it's just comedy.

[–]n2dasun 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't seen the movie, but I thought it was hilarious and sent it to my sister.

[–]jettbalasko 1 point2 points ago

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I read that in a heavy African accent and I'm not ashamed!

[–]BZenMojo 8 points9 points ago

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The character's not African, though. It's a full-blooded American commenting on the fact that he plays an African in a horribly racist and offensive video.

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

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I read that in a 
heavy African accent 
and I'm not ashamed!

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]adledog 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite part of that entire movie.

[–]ronald_rager 0 points1 point ago

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I guess you guys missed Africa Face week.

[–]helloxcthulhu 0 points1 point ago

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As many times as I see this image, it never fails to make me laugh hysterically. Great movie.

[–]zuluthrone 0 points1 point ago

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This would be a much better gif if the background was still, and only he moved while africa smiling.

[–]MrMorganTaylor 0 points1 point ago

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You sir, have made my night.

[–]lieabeautifullife 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed unbelievably hard at this at the cinema..

[–]littlepangolin 0 points1 point ago

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Haven't seen the movie, but this made me lol into my morning yoghurt. Thanks Reddit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm mindfucking you right now

[–]maxtrix 0 points1 point ago

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Just happened to be listening to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgynbFoA9to

[–]GregOttawa 0 points1 point ago

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I love the only-one-pane-is-animated GIF.

[–]Ranchland 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad someone else loved this as much as I did!

[–]nothatsstupid 0 points1 point ago

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Funniest part of that movie imo. Besides anything P.Diddy does or says.

[–]Bo-vice 0 points1 point ago

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funniest part of that movie

[–]Aee729 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha! I love this guy.

[–]butth0lez 0 points1 point ago

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The africa face is actually just smiling. Black americans never smile.

[–]maniacalmania 1 point2 points ago

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Safe Search was woefully set to OFF.

[–]Primerib 0 points1 point ago

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will smith smiles

[–]stolarz88 0 points1 point ago

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Great freaking movie...too bad Jonah Hill lost his funny weight and is just creepy looking

http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/08/skinny-jonah-hill-is-creepy/

[–]IAMBollock 0 points1 point ago

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He was the worst part of that film too - let it all down for me.

[–]ogenbite 0 points1 point ago

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Best part of that movie.

[–]libertariantexan 0 points1 point ago

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meh

[–]hypertown 0 points1 point ago

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I love the line before that scene when Jonah Hill's character shows up drunk/high at the Today show with vomit on his jacket and Aldous Snow says to one of the hosts, "he takes care of me." The look on Jonah Hill's face makes it priceless.

[–]senfood 0 points1 point ago

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The fact that the last panel is a gif made this 10 times funnier. Bravo.

[–]TheZimGuy 0 points1 point ago

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This is true. Whenever i hang out with my grandparents or people who are visting from Africa and they starting a song i don't know, i do just this. Except i actually go grab a drum and play, so i don't look as retarded.

[–]SenatorJ0eBiden 0 points1 point ago

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thank you

[–]zxczxceoC 0 points1 point ago

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HOW ON EARTH HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THIS BEFORE?

[–]360walkaway 0 points1 point ago

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Thought it was the Jamaica face.

[–]ssgtsnake 0 points1 point ago

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Best part of the entire movie. haha

[–]keyl 0 points1 point ago

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One of the funniest parts of the movie

[–]Strokermouse 0 points1 point ago

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Once I was really high and thought my friend's head was shaped like Africa. And made out of paper.

[–]TehBigDortyShnakeh 0 points1 point ago

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This gets me every time.

[–]seagullsong 0 points1 point ago

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Huh. The image version was funnier than the video clip. i think that's the first time I've seen that.

[–]jaywillythe1st 0 points1 point ago

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the only part in the movie that made me lulz

[–]schafenaffe 0 points1 point ago

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priceless face, i die everytime

[–]jasonsan3 0 points1 point ago

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Listening to dubstep, can't stop watching.

[–]ayojerm 0 points1 point ago

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My friend does this face perfect xD

[–]interarmaenim 0 points1 point ago

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Let me play you the song of my people.

[–]DoctorRicky 0 points1 point ago

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I think he meant "the get A.I.D.S. and die at 25 face"