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[–]wobblymadman 20 points21 points ago

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[Relevant] My favourite workplace productivity tool.

[–]Canadian_in_Canada 4 points5 points ago

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Does anybody else find his voice incredibly comforting? Sometimes I just want to be four, sitting in front of the TV, with Cookie Monster (or any of them) telling me about the encroaching world.

(I'm just really, really tired and could use some fun.)

[–]kabanaga 1 point2 points ago

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Q: Is this the origin of the "OM NOM NOM" meme?

[–]shfiftyfive 0 points1 point ago

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Good thing I have a lot of time to waste, this should help.

[–]ConkerBirdy 0 points1 point ago

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Man, i dont remember the cookie monster being this hilarious.

[–]movie_man 13 points14 points ago

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Delete cookies?

"NOOOOO"

[–]johnny_bgoode 7 points8 points ago

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I read this in his voice

[–]xlyr 2 points3 points ago

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It makes it like 10x funnier

[–]Ginnothy 0 points1 point ago

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At least 10x. Possibly more. "Enable coooooooooookies". (om nom nom nom ...)

[–]Cayou 0 points1 point ago

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Me like cookies! You read this in Cookie Monster voice? Good, good. But now... confused, you are.

[–]Madonkadonk 0 points1 point ago

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The voice I read this in transitioned so smoothly.

[–]ElGronk 3 points4 points ago

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[relevant] Couldn't help but remind me of this one.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 2 points3 points ago

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[–]batmantis25 2 points3 points ago

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Accept All Cookies.

[–]anuses 1 point2 points ago

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I'd offer you a glass of milk, but all we have is Java.

[–]goofan 2 points3 points ago

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Scumbag arfcom:

Reposts meme that was posted only two days ago.

Gets twice the upvotes.

[–]rosetint 1 point2 points ago

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Because arfcom posted in the wrong subreddit. Reddit can be so unfair! :(

[–]Attacus 2 points3 points ago

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Irrelevant

Edit: nsfw

[–]cyanCrusader 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could upvote this more than once.

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[–]vgoldee 0 points1 point ago

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This is absolutely the correct Cookie Monster language. He never refers to himself as "I", only "Me". He spent so much time learning about cookies, he never learned proper English. But that's why we love you Cookie!

[–]rosetint 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone should just look at it this way... By blatantly reposting, he's doing a favor for people who missed Reddit for a few days??

[–]kadmylos 1 point2 points ago

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The fuck. This was posted on reddit like... three, if not two days ago. Seriously?

[–]arfcom[S] -1 points0 points ago

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find it then. I couldn't.

[–]kadmylos 2 points3 points ago

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Did you try searching "cookieman"? Cuz it was the second result

[–]Attacus 4 points5 points ago

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Why the fuck would he search "cookieman"?

[–]kadmylos -2 points-1 points ago

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Because that's the name of the meme.

[–]Attacus 2 points3 points ago

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I wouldn't have known to search that either.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking 12 year olds on the internet, not knowing who the damn cookie monster is

[–]yumOJ 1 point2 points ago

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This was posted like two days ago. Have you no shame?

[–]Joelsomethingorother 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Zeppelanoid 0 points1 point ago

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Cookies aren't a "sometimes" snack, the current cookie monster is being held against his will and forced to deliver lies, at the risk of being punished by taking away his cookies.

[–]RevBendo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AV3R4G3_J03 0 points1 point ago

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i can relate

[–]stanthemanchan 0 points1 point ago

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Do me enable cookies or do cookies enable me?

[–]polyshore 0 points1 point ago

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totally made me think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU

[–]Cookiemwnster 0 points1 point ago

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I accidentally deleted all my cookies.

[–]MarvinsDiodes 0 points1 point ago

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But if you disable the cookies, it's harder for them to get away! Right? Guys?

[–]BooYeah0484 0 points1 point ago

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Need more cookie monster images

[–]theismanj 0 points1 point ago

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My instructor just used this reddit post when learning about cookies for my Intro to WWW class.