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[–]LastOneStanding 5 points6 points ago

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[–]theotherguy14 0 points1 point ago

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I GET IT!!!

[–]FearAzrael 4 points5 points ago

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This was posted on Reddit like a week ago.

[–]kaljaen 5 points6 points ago

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And a month ago. And 3 months ago. And in better quality.

[–]MrYaah 0 points1 point ago

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that H has so many D's

[–]f03nix 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhhhhh ... the sweet-sweet quality png flavor.

[–]m0llusk 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty soon no one will recognize something that isn't flat as a monitor, so this can't endure much longer.

[–]Flagellum007[S] -1 points0 points ago

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yeah i didn't know if it had been or not. thought i would give it a go regardless

[–]hubblemedia 0 points1 point ago

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New to me!

[–]hubblemedia 3 points4 points ago

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Not much karma on this one. It looks like your post is being screened.

[–]spaceapesRhere 1 point2 points ago

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It's definitely not because it's been posted about a billion times.

[–]never_comment 0 points1 point ago

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An oldie but a goodie.

[–]Fishpizza 3 points4 points ago

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HAX!

[–]somerandomguy255 1 point2 points ago

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THE HAAAAAAX

[–]Kind_Of_Gets_Joke 1 point2 points ago

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Lol why would someone hit someone else in the head with a computer monitor?

[–]Daniel27182 1 point2 points ago

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Running a screen pass.

[–]LustAndEcstasy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ihasaredbeard 1 point2 points ago

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HOMEROWED!

[–]ihasaredbeard 0 points1 point ago

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Oh come on. No one remembers that?

[–]yermah1986 1 point2 points ago

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I put this up in my office, shortly after I saw it for the first time in 1903. No, but seriously, I did put it up in my office. you know what happened? Major joke fail is what happened. Full blown manager vs colleagues argument about the merits and necessity of monitoring your employees. It took until one of the techies came through the door, laughed his ass off and explained the joke, for the argument to die down. The worst part is that we weren't even monitored in any way but the stupid, always absent manager presumed we were and was staunchly fighting what he though was the company's corner.

[–]s4lt3d 0 points1 point ago

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I almost choked on a taco.

[–]Opolious 1 point2 points ago

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Good thing you were being monitored.

[–]s_muzzi 0 points1 point ago

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[–]theonomatopoeia 0 points1 point ago

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Been there, monitored that.

[–]LastRedCoat 0 points1 point ago

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That's what happened to the Confederate Navy at the battle of Hampton Roads March 9th 1862!!!

[–]godin_sdxt 0 points1 point ago

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Just think, it won't be too long until the average redditor doesn't get this joke.

[–]godin_sdxt 0 points1 point ago

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Just think, it won't be long before the average redditor doesn't even get this joke.

[–]GoatNoodle 0 points1 point ago

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This is the internet!

[–]Omena123 0 points1 point ago

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I've lost count on how many times this has been posted

[–]RC212 0 points1 point ago

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aww man, I miss Teen Girl Squad

[–]schiller 0 points1 point ago

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It's monitoring time!!!

[–]no_u_r 0 points1 point ago

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popcorn!

[–]thefloppydog 0 points1 point ago

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"Think fast"