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[–]jeppethe 13 points14 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I thought that was the best part.

[–]somerandomguy255 0 points1 point ago

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And the color. The combination of both....

[–]crimsonwolf[S] 0 points1 point ago

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slurm

[–]Scribblenerd 3 points4 points ago

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You think he's bad now? Wait 10 years. ;-)

[–]fishyfishyfish 2 points3 points ago

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the 'furious fours' can be way worse than the 'terrible twos' for a lot of kids. My wife and I didn't get either though, we got the 'holy shit my child is satan threes'

[–]jfb3 1 point2 points ago

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They're not mutually exclusive.

[–]fotorobot 3 points4 points ago

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you're not sure if he's four?

how are you not sure of your son's age?

[–]rec916 0 points1 point ago

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I bet he's already better than you at using the computer am I right?

[–]SparkySparkinton 0 points1 point ago

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I am going through the "I can talk like a fuckin' 5 year old but, i'm only 2 so fuck you I'm gonna headbutt the dog" blues.

[–]SparkySparkinton 0 points1 point ago

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other than that SHE IS A TOTAL SWEETHEART.

[–]crimsonwolf[S] 0 points1 point ago

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noice, thats better than the two year old "you left that giant jar of peanut butter out and my walls are too damn white" finger paint expo

[–]Joymachine 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the excuse my sister has given for her kids being buttheads. Your daughter just told me to shut up. "ow gawd... shes only 4"

[–]Mbeatrice 1 point2 points ago

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My aunt does this. It started with my cousin as an infant, and I swear Ive heard it every year, and now my cousin is 16. And she still says it.

So, you know, something to look forward to. :)

[–]mykidisonhere 0 points1 point ago

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get ready to make one of these for every year....

[–]Nomilee 0 points1 point ago

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Mine are 12, 9 and 6. It's like I have my own personal sociology exhibit on bad behaviour through childhood.

[–]crimsonwolf[S] 0 points1 point ago

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thanks for all the reddit stuff, this is my first post. i'm glad the votes are still upwords. three sucked balls and four wasn't much better. his younger brother i can tell is gonna be the same. rock on guys and gals, till next time

[–]uropinionisdulynoted 0 points1 point ago

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TO THE WINCHESTER!

[–]jackf7 -1 points0 points ago

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Should be the other way around, and use a better font next time for more upvotes, you get my downvote

[–]crimsonwolf[S] 0 points1 point ago

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or i could concern myself with shit that matters. ie my kids