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[–]truthjusticeUSAway 15 points16 points ago

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what if we see a tie fighter rising above the bacon horizon?

[–]JonInEnglish 1 point2 points ago

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Then the tagline would be something like: "Tie fighter scouting the bacon moon of hamhock 4 in the the swine quadrant."

[–]SyKoHPaTh 2 points3 points ago

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  • Porkins

[–]christoph8_21 0 points1 point ago

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I though it looked like an unsure, cyclops, Duckman from a straight-on camera angle.

Duckman

[–]geak78 5 points6 points ago

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911: What's your emergency?

You: hahaha

911: What?

You: HAHAHA

911: Sir this line is for emergencies only!

You: HAHAHA

911: click

You: It's not working! Damn sign!

[–]WGAF_About_Karma 5 points6 points ago

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|O|

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[–]baniboy 10 points11 points ago

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Fun fact: When you're drowning, you don't flail your arms like that. Your body essentially shuts down most motor controls to focus on breathing. You wouldnt even be able to start screaming for help. You would just kinda look like you were bobbing up and down with your head tilted back, gasping for air.

[–]lovelyallen 2 points3 points ago

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Well that's fucking nice to know.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Funny thing is that there's no reason to drown unless the water is just very rough or cold. I mean, worst case scenerio, you just lean back and float.

[–]CaptainCrunch -1 points0 points ago

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I'm pretty sure you flail/thrash around for as long as possible until your head goes under.

[–]lapislazuli7 2 points3 points ago

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what if I see some binary code above an "approximately" symbol?

[–]ozz96 2 points3 points ago

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Nice.

[–]DIonized 2 points3 points ago

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I would not lend a hand.

[–]MADBAKER 4 points5 points ago

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[–]superspark01 1 point2 points ago

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Celebrate finding bacon!

[–]thatguyfromthereddit 5 points6 points ago

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awesome repost, bro. thank you, this gets funnier every time i see it.

[–]hammerswinreddit 1 point2 points ago

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the internet has ruined my perception

[–]whowantstogo 1 point2 points ago

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lol bacon

[–]gaso 0 points1 point ago

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I remember the first time Methuselah inscribed this on a clay tablet. Good stuff.

[–]meginmich 0 points1 point ago

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Best comment here.

[–]tortangtalong69 2 points3 points ago

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repost all the things!

[–]SRDedalus[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if LOL or rage face...

[–]MakeMeChortle 0 points1 point ago

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Lol dude waving while drowning

[–]MrAsymo 0 points1 point ago

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Haha! ..Bacon!

[–]Username777 0 points1 point ago

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lol bacon

[–]jaywillythe1st 0 points1 point ago

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if you see someone drowning, you laugh out loud.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Protip: Don't try to save somebody drowning if you don't know how. Most people die trying to save another person drowning. Approach them from the back. If you approach them from the front, they'll grab onto you and push you down.

[–]eggzachtly 0 points1 point ago

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Steve holt!

[–]eggzachtly 0 points1 point ago

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Steve holt!

[–]blazems 0 points1 point ago

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calling 911 if you see someone drowning would only help that person get his/her body recovered from the water. Avg person will thrash around for 30 to 60 sec before going under. And yes you do flail your arms, but in a downward motion to help keep your head above water. Its yelling for help doesnt happen.

[–]jesuswantsbrains -1 points0 points ago

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I swear that there are people on Reddit who wait for high karma reposts to get 3-5 days old and repost them.

[–]Arbybeay 0 points1 point ago

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I swear that there are people on Reddit that double post.

[–]jesuswantsbrains -1 points0 points ago

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I swear that there are people on Reddit who wait for high karma reposts to get 3-5 days old and repost them.

[–]Arbybeay 1 point2 points ago

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I swear that there are people on Reddit that double post.

[–]jesuswantsbrains -1 points0 points ago

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I swear that there are people on Reddit who wait for high karma reposts to get 3-5 days old and repost them.

[–]Nukeman -1 points0 points ago

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before the Internet, that sign wouldn't been given a second thought.

[–]Dr_Dippy -1 points0 points ago

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lol and then have bacon,

[–]TheBamf -1 points0 points ago

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This is about as old as the internet.

[–]terraform_mars -1 points0 points ago

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If You See Someone Drowning 101.. the ultimate blow off class

[–]SquishyPeas -1 points0 points ago

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If you actually see someone drowning and you help, you have now become liable for a class action law suite.

[–]traujaka -1 points0 points ago

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lol bacon

[–]breakingrobertsrules -1 points0 points ago

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Laugh out loud on top of bacon?

[–]breakingrobertsrules -1 points0 points ago

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Laugh out loud on top of bacon?

[–]chesire -1 points0 points ago

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Laugh out loud. In case you didn't get it.

[–]blazems -1 points0 points ago

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calling 911 if you see someone drowning would only help that person get his/her body recovered from the water. Avg person will thrash around for 30 to 60 sec before going under. And yes you do flail your arms, but in a downward motion to help keep your head above water. Its yelling for help doesnt happen.

[–]daytukRjobs -1 points0 points ago

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NEVER "Laugh Out Loud" over bacon while somebody is drowning. They might smell it, remain alive and ask for some of your bacon because you were laughing

[–]Twad 1 point2 points ago

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double posted 10 mins apart?

[–]daytukRjobs -1 points0 points ago

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NEVER "Laugh Out Loud" over bacon while somebody is drowning. They might smell it, remain alive and ask for some of your bacon because you were laughing

[–]Heroshade -1 points0 points ago

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I can feeling coming in the air tonight...

[–]I0I0I0I -1 points0 points ago

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As any certified life guard will tell you, people who are drowning rarely make that gesture.

[–]Downvote_Galore -1 points0 points ago

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Reposts everywhere in this bitch.

[–]Anikdote -2 points-1 points ago

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lol on bacon.

[–]bawks -2 points-1 points ago

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Lol...bacon...