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[–]vandeemter 2 points3 points ago

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Golden rules of epic essay writing:

  1. There is no "bullshit the rest." There is only "continue the bullshit."
  2. If you are writing a non-science essay and run out of steam, simply reharvest. Go back in your essay and pick a short sentence. Double its size with some nonsense, and repeat this a few more times.
  3. Find some more quotes, then conclude, and you're done!

[–]beardbeast 2 points3 points ago

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BULLSHIT

ALL THE THINGS

[–]me_goomba[S] 0 points1 point ago

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That was actually my first idea. Fry meme is kinda my thing though. Upvote for you.

[–]Spectorboy89 0 points1 point ago

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Bullshit in academia is called exposition.

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't even read any of my books in German class. I actually improved my grade in the final oral exam. Art is fucking predictable. Well... bad art is and therefore, most art.

[–]zublits 0 points1 point ago

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Forseen objections are a good way fill it out.