Every Friday For 13 Years

AmorphisUniversm · 1 year

I was going to ask if you were in prison...

Dr_Peace · 1 year

"And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza."

StochasticOoze · 1 year

Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco

Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk

Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag

Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week

It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans

Hooray for Pizza Day

I miss Pizza Day

The best day of the week

EndlessRain · 1 year

I actually really liked school pizza... Mmm....

RedSox53 · 1 year

Corn with pizza.... interesting.

XavierMendel · 1 year

Monday: Tuna salad.

Tuesday: Leftover tuna salad and corn.

Wednesday: Leftover corn and a hot dog.

Thursday: Leftover hot dogs and macaroni & cheese.

Friday: Everything leftover from throughout the week.

Cafeterias these days...

nunchuckin · 1 year

Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution. 'Nuff said.

M3NDOZA · 1 year

http://i.imgur.com/fIs5y.jpg

The free alternative in my country.

edit: Chicken noodle cassarole

StaRkill3rZ · 1 year

i hated when they tried to pull that fiestada mexican pizza bullshit....gimme pep & cheese yo

1NDawesome · 1 year

That looks nasty as hell

nward21 · 1 year

Needs French Fries

There-Wolf · 1 year

Fuck that square monstrosity! School pizza tasted awful, but oh man.. that little round Mexican style school pizza, that was heaven. http://i.imgur.com/avkrg.jpg

treatmelikepotato · 1 year

wow, all we got was the pizza and a box juice. no fancy sides. damn new york public schools

Lucasion · 1 year

Diabetes

Wait_A_Second · 1 year

Wait a second, you guys get all that? According to other replies, you pay only $1.00??

What the shit? In Canada, the Catholic school board "outsources" our cafeterias to this overcharging service called "Nella's", and I kid you not, a plate about the size in that picture costs us $5.50 CDN.

Edit*: I'm in my junior year in highschool [grade 11].

Edit 2** : I didn't mention the fact that we don't get juice / milk / pop or anything of the sort, without some crazy $1.50+ surcharge, $2.50 for a "medium" carton of milk [size of a pop can].

Edit 3*** : Yes and no. This is a 'challenge' novelty account. I only post when I'm able to successfully include "Wait a second" somewhere in the post. However, that being said : EVERY POST I MAKE IS REAL AND SHOULD BE TAKEN AT FACE VALUE!

On a side note : unfortunately, the power of bagged milk has limitations! We could not ever hope to eliminate our poor with just bagged milk. [They began getting smarter and actually opening the bags of milk instead of choking on them. I kid, don't eat me.]

NapAddict · 1 year

Chicken nugget day was the best day.

GlassesAndGloss · 1 year

I remember in elementary school and middle school, lunch was just $1. Then in high school it was $1.10. And it was fucking delicious. Goddammit, I miss that food.

pensky_material · 1 year

That looks like a recipe for a colon blow. Chocolate milk plus that pizza that only exists in public schools and corn? The only things you could add to that mix to make you shit any faster would be a cup of black coffee and a cigarette.

nicholmikey · 1 year

That is a LOT of sugar/carbs right there.

snackpit · 1 year

I miss pizza day

tcohboy · 1 year

I knew a bastard that would take that pizza, every Friday, and absolutely smother it in French dressing. He would then eat it with a fork until he had slopped up enough to pick it up with his hands, and then he'd shove the rest in his mouth all at once.

That pizza was still delicious, though. I just resolved to eat outside after it became apparent week after week that he wasn't going to stop.

balickma · 1 year

I don't care what anybody says, that pizza was fucking good and I will fight you if you say otherwise.

pthetic · 1 year

I actually refused to eat this and brought my lunch every day. Many delicious sammich memories.

[deleted] · 1 year

I wish tater tots still tasted like 5th grade.

jambo2011 · 1 year

I... I can't even...
I feel so sorry for you.
If that was in school: How can any parent condone this? This is a terribly unbalanced meal! No real salad, sugary chocolate milk, peach (juice or salad) with a ton of sugar, then a pizza, probably made with analogue cheese (no real cheese), a side order of corn out of a can and a bun, packed in plastic.

So, with the pizza, the corn and the bread, you have three times "bread". This most certainly leads to most people disposing of the bread. Stuff that others would be happy to eat. Stuff that took gallons of gas to be cropped, transported and processed.

This, dear OP, to think that you have stuffed your face with this for thirteen years, made my eyes watery.

Again, my empathy goes to you, poor soul. If I were religious, I would include you in my prayers to not die early of a heart attack. But I am not, so I just sit here. Weeping for you.

I can only hope that humanity (and maybe america as well) will learn that this is suicide, but who am I kidding.

This is an honest from the heart post. No sarcasm or anything.

whoadizzle · 1 year

Breakfast pizza was wayyyy better.

onederful · 1 year

i miss the shit outta that pizza.

DisputablyGreen · 1 year

Thought it was stupid then, but I wish I had some now...

BaboTron · 1 year

UA892?

lightninhopkins · 1 year

I loved that crappy pizza. I loved it more than any food that had ever existed.

Kamikaze_Leprechaun · 1 year

Motherfucking Turkey and Gravy Day. Hot damn I miss that...

xX_Justin_Xx · 1 year

13 years... I would have dropped out by now. Way to hang in there!

Arsequake · 1 year

You've been on a flight every Friday for 13 years?

Twitcheh · 1 year

Typical friday in school? School pizza, and smiley face tater tots. Oh yeah!

Theditor · 1 year

somebody found a way to order that pizza online. Anybody remember the link?

joethesajin · 1 year

love me some breadtangle of pizza. best day of the week for sure.

DjSavage · 1 year

Those peaches were da bomb.

Station1337 · 1 year

To all you dicks who are acting pretentious and better then people who ate this food as kids. Fuck you, that food was fucking awesome.

ickypink · 1 year

I miss school corn so much. It was so delicious and buttery.

Tigerfan55 · 1 year

I am 32 and I still want corn almost every time that I eat pizza

gabbriel · 1 year

Is this prison?

ZebraBalls · 1 year

It looks like a pound of flesh. Likely from the thigh. Of a human being.

stoked71 · 1 year

Worst fucking pizza ever created....

poletti7 · 1 year

Hooray for Pizza Day! Hooray for Pizza Day! I miss Pizza Day... The best day of the week.

stellares · 1 year

It was the most glorious day when they had extra pizza left over.

JimmyTheEater · 1 year

Anyone else have pepperoni rolls?

lightninhopkins · 1 year

...then we discovered putting taco sauce on that pizza and it was legend.

inittab · 1 year

how did they make such a simple pizza taste so good?

Zelda152 · 1 year

Geez, are they still serving that? It's the exact same lunch available at Garden City West High in 1968!

RoboNinjaPirate · 1 year

Pizza has to have Fries... Corn is just wrong.

As an adult, I'd never eat Pizza, Chocolate Milk and Fries in the same meal, but in school, that was the best thing ever.

Shnazzyone · 1 year

Are you in a retirement home?

Nikedawg · 1 year

I LOVED that freaking pizza, best thing to do is dunk it in apple sauce before taking a bite... Seriously, try it sometime - its amazing :3

IDlOT · 1 year

fuckin mother fuckin pizza day, that's what I'm talking about, I hear ya.

SpottedJack · 1 year

I loved school pizza. And the corn, if you put in half a salt packet, was perfect. Our school had pizza and a salad every day of the week as options to the main course.

I_CAPE_RUNTS · 1 year

Woke up in the morning, put on my new plastic glove

Thereminz · 1 year

prison food? lol

aidaman · 1 year

In High School: Monday - Pizza - Fries Tuesday - Pizza - Fries Wednesday Pizza - Fries Thursday - Pizza - Fries Friday - Pizza - Fries

Now Monday: Fries Tuesday: Fries Wednesday: Fries Thursday: Fries Friday: Fries

My college has Chick-Fil-A.

Artaxerxes88 · 1 year

I grew up in Louisiana. Lots of Catholics where I went to school. We had catfish every Friday.

sister1 · 1 year

That pizza looks exactly the same as it did in 1972!

SisterStereo · 1 year

Ugh. So much food got wasted on Fridays. Everyone would eat the pizza, drink chocolate milk and throw away the salad, fruit and green bean salad that came with it. In our defense though, I don't know who thought it was a good idea to serve shitty cold green bean salad to elementary school students.

compstomper · 1 year

Hence this

mofu · 1 year

I used to be an exchange student in the US. I never really got to appreciate lunch, but holy shit, did I love biscuits and gravy!

hanspedersen · 1 year

god i miss that pizza.

mikemorris · 1 year

commodity peaches!!! btw...I work in a high school cafeteria.

webejahmon · 1 year

oh sweet heavens.. the classic combo

dt_vibe · 1 year

As socialized as Canada is, this is one thing we don't get here. Had to bring food from home my whole life. Rich kids got money from their parents to go out and buy food. I was the little brown kid that stank up the class with my homemade curry.

BrokenStrides · 1 year

School pizza was always disgusting to me...

FeanorM · 1 year

Jamie Oliver would be proud.

JonnyZero · 1 year

You gonna eat that cookie?

twbassist · 1 year

I see you've been drinking plenty of.... malk?

pearsok5 · 1 year

school food.. or jail food. pretty much the same

Amposion · 1 year

I WANT THE PIZZA NOW

yamato57 · 1 year

school pizza is the worst kind of pizza. Yuck!

Zirvo · 1 year

omg....I miss public school pizza day. I never thought I would, but I bet it tastes delicious still.

LincolnshireSausage · 1 year

I saw the shit my son and daughter get served up in school and came to the conclusion that we need to Jamie Oliver it up a wee bit. No wonder Amerian society is fat when we teach kids to eat like shit at school. I've started sending lunch with them.

sleepr · 1 year

Where the fuck are my specks of pepperoni?!

vividimaginer · 1 year

god, the usda is so fucked.

GoodMechanic · 1 year

Its the same meal they serve all week. Plate-O-Carbs

hellaLURKIN · 1 year

Friday was pizza day, the best day of the week

Needbouttreefiddy · 1 year

Honestly I work in sales now 12 years outta high school and that lunch is probably healthier than the crap I eat for lunch now. I loved Pizza Fridays

ericshins · 1 year

You guys have knives in your school? LUCKY!

Crimson_Kremlin · 1 year

Man, when are you going to graduate from 6th grade? I think people are starting to notice!

Lolrskates · 1 year

I fucking loved square pizza, especially when dipped in a mayo+ketchup combo sauce.

bornagainredditor · 1 year

Jail food?

brianblack2b · 1 year

This meal is entirely corn-based. Corn syrup is in at least the chocolate milk, the cup of fruit, and the cookie. Probably in the pizza dough, too. Actually, the dough is most likely corn-based, rather than wheat-based.

Oh, and the cow that milk was taken from? Corn-fed.

Gotta love America. Where all we really eat is corn.

Calcularius · 1 year

Oooh, that classic Italian combo of Pizza and ... corn?

MonetaryMeerkat · 1 year

We alternated from this (square pizza) to normal (triangle pizza) every week. I was in a state of deep depression when we had triangle pizza.

dothetwi5t · 1 year

prison?

DoctorRabbit · 1 year

Just looking at that makes my stomach turn. Eugh..

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