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[–]MillsonWillson 59 points60 points ago

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Please be on time

[–]whatisthis8 5 points6 points ago

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Haven't loved a business cat meme since that one.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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I still think the version of this where the cat says real business things is way funnier.

[–]Helter-Skeletor 40 points41 points ago

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Like this?

[–]ouronelastchance 8 points9 points ago

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Still love these so much more than the version the OP posted.

[–]mayclogthetoilet 17 points18 points ago

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Believe me, I've tried so hard in every forum...people just down vote me and tell me I don't understand the meme. The real business approach is my favorite part of this meme, but I conformed to the cat ways in recent months.

edit example, http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/353sfr/

[–]Psyfer75 9 points10 points ago

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[–]ChastityPanda 1 point2 points ago

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I was just on the toilet thinking about serious business cat. This is a beautiful coincidence.

[–]stupid_mans_idiot 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly what I was thinking. This!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to post the exact same thing!!!!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Please be to the meeting on time"

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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r/adviceanimals

[–]JackTrickleson 1 point2 points ago

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Ahh, sweet image hosting change bro..

[–]410ham 1 point2 points ago

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put this on /r/memes or /r/adviceanimals

[–]abbott_costello 1 point2 points ago

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Business cat is my favorite advice animal meme

[–]Tnoon 0 points1 point ago

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I read this as hold all my cats and was expecting a photo of you holding lots of cats :(

[–]willymo 0 points1 point ago

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Mmm goldfish! mmm grouper! mmm... a... flying toaster?

[–]AV3R4G3_J03 0 points1 point ago

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i can relate

[–]dakkeh 0 points1 point ago

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Did you just move that mouse? You're fired. That's my mouse, and there is no more fish tank.

[–]Stall0ne 0 points1 point ago

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the "please be on time"-version of this meme ruined it for me. there hasnt been a funnier one since.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They should make this guy the new boss in the tv series The Office !!!

[–]Slarti 0 points1 point ago

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another cat...well done

[–]Arsenic13 0 points1 point ago

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I read "Hold all my cats" before I even clicked and even after I read it again in the image...The fuck.

[–]ShapeOfEvil 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed at this way to hard. I think it's time for bed.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]LeeroyJenkins- -1 points0 points ago

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lol, good one

[–]Harold_Grundelson -1 points0 points ago

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Well I'll be a sonofabitch, mothafuckin LEEERRROOOOYYY JJJENNNKKINNSSSS-!!!

[–]Piratiko 0 points1 point ago

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Hot damn! Mothafuckin HAROOOLLLDD GRRRUNDELSONNNN!!!!

[–]Harold_Grundelson 4 points5 points ago

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You forgot the underscore ಠ_ಠ

[–]LeeroyJenkins- 0 points1 point ago

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at least I have chicken

[–]Harold_Grundelson 0 points1 point ago

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I'm eating watermelon right now. You jelly?

[–]HiddenIdentities -1 points0 points ago

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Maybe it's because this one hasn't been milked to death like the Fry meme, but this one cracks me up every time.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Why the hell did I think it say "cats" instead of "calls"

Really was hard to understand. I guess I'm too sleepy.

[–]Naboo_the_enigma -1 points0 points ago

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my favorite meme :D

[–]Cashier_no3 -1 points0 points ago

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Thought it said balls......