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[–]sceptre_wintermute 14 points15 points ago

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What the hell kind of dancing was that anyway?

[–]roymustang86 13 points14 points ago

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tripping on ecstasy dance.

[–]bonesrus 1 point2 points ago

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i guess ex has its benefits, too.

[–]Synecdochic -1 points0 points ago

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The cute kind ;D

[–]schiller 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah but with female sheep?

[–]erikb 7 points8 points ago

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Why can't this be how they judge dancing with the stars? I would actually watch.

[–]Brain_statiC 14 points15 points ago

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That was baad ass

[–]retepeter 2 points3 points ago

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yeah well fuck ewe, buddy!

[–]Brain_statiC 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, don't be sheepish, not sure what's in your head butt tell us what ewe really think!

[–]retepeter 1 point2 points ago

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wool alrighty then

[–]arkmanpolo6 14 points15 points ago

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Flaaffy used headbutt!

[–]whatthehelpp 0 points1 point ago

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Some one use this on iJustine.

[–]Lots42 3 points4 points ago

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This amuses me mroe then it should.

[–]pynappletree 3 points4 points ago

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She got rammed pretty hard.

[–]retepeter -4 points-3 points ago

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fuck ewe too!

[–]fenicks100 2 points3 points ago

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Bad dancing?

That's a dislocatin'.

[–]Kracus 5 points6 points ago

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lol that was hilarious.

Reminds me of this time when I used to work on a farm. This cow kept butting into me, crushing me between this wall and itself. At first, I thought, cow must just be fucking stupid and not realizing I'm there so I moved to a different spot so I wouldn't get crushed (it's a massive fucking cow, back then I was like 150lbs)

anyway, sure enough, cow moves to position itself so it could pin me against the wall again and sure enough it moves to do it again. Fucking cow was fucking with me. Except this time it's got me pinned good and I don't think it was going to let me out. I think the cow was trying to fucking kill me. Anyway, I still had an arm free and hauled off on it's chest as hard as I could. I must have connected good too because that cow went down on both front knees. Anyway, it got back up a minute later and it stopped trying to pin me against the wall. I would have punched that sheep, jus sayin.

[–]elnicko 5 points6 points ago

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A cow kept trying to bite my hand after a farmer told me to pet it on the head while I was on a school trip to a farm when I was a kid.. I got revenge though by eating as many of it's brothers and sisters as I could over the years

[–]gochasecory 1 point2 points ago

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I'm more curious as to what music she was listening to.

[–]Battlesheep 1 point2 points ago

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What a bitch

[–]let_them_burn 1 point2 points ago

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My new favorite .gif

[–]GlaasHart 1 point2 points ago

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This is why I don't dance at my school dances... :C

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Shes hot. The girl is ok too.

[–]zkkrpp 1 point2 points ago

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Dancing?

[–]ahpasteet 1 point2 points ago

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[–]pineoakrevival 1 point2 points ago

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I believe the sheeple have spoken.

[–]warcin 1 point2 points ago

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She didn't need that kidney anyway

[–]avery51[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Rule number 1.
Always headbutt a sheep before it gets the chance to headbutt you.

[–]uncannybuzzard 1 point2 points ago

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everyone hates hipsters.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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At first she was all YAY!!! HAPPY LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED KID WITH PLAY DOH! Then she was all DAMN! GOAT GOT MY ASS!

[–]PaperbackBuddha 0 points1 point ago

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The sheep thought she was having a seizure and helped her lie down.

[–]people_are_animals 1 point2 points ago

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He came at her, bro.

[–]Acrimony01 0 points1 point ago

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DEFINITELY THE G.O.A.T.

[–]doubleyoshi -2 points-1 points ago

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Goat fuck yourself

[–]retepeter -3 points-2 points ago

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fuck ewe

[–]retepeter -3 points-2 points ago

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fuck ewe