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[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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Well, see you guys in Thailand.

[–]aksid 13 points14 points ago

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well... as a straight man... i would fuck all of them

[–]bporter84 25 points26 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]Beakerbite 2 points3 points ago

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Its okay, the internet will still accept you.

[–]Parki2 11 points12 points ago

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technically i got all of them right

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Do they still have their junk or do they get an aftermarket pussy installed? Cuz if it's the latter, I'd hit it. Honey Badger don't give a fuck.

[–]Dbourbs 1 point2 points ago

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nope, ladyboys are boys who have ze junk, but look everywhere else like a girl

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Not necessarily. I just watched Karl Pilkington talking to some ladyboys while getting his nails done, and two out of the three he talked to were dickless.

[–]rizukinu 5 points6 points ago

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]Skynne 2 points3 points ago

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still counts

[–]Dyrty 0 points1 point ago

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was the best 30 seconds of my life

[–]poeticalscience 2 points3 points ago

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[–]goneagain 4 points5 points ago

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We've reposted this six times and we've become exceedingly efficient at it.

[–]Elkang 2 points3 points ago

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kathoey!

[–]foreveralright[!] 2 points3 points ago

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As I was going through these picking one left, and one right, I said to myself Man this is hard!! I think they're all dudes. Did I win?

[–]bat514 0 points1 point ago

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As I was going through these picking one left, and one right, I said to myself Man this is hard!! and I was referring to my penis, does that make me gay?

[–]LacusClyne 1 point2 points ago

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After being tricked by these kinds of things before, I always read the bottom first. Glad I did.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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After being tricked by these kinds of things before, I figured it's a trick question and they're all guys, and I was right.

[–]econobeing 1 point2 points ago

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How strangely erotic...

[–]swashbuckle 1 point2 points ago

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I have some... thinking to do...

[–]_langa_ 1 point2 points ago

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Well fuck my arse... uh... I mean their arses? Ah, forget it, now I'm confused and have a weird boner

[–]GremZealot 1 point2 points ago

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I would bang all of them.

[–]Alioshya 1 point2 points ago

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In the middle of guessing, I thought "They are ALL dudes!"

Turns out I was right.

[–]SerialRappist 1 point2 points ago

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looks like i would bang dudes...damnit

[–]I_Am_Brian_Fellow 3 points4 points ago

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You are a bastard. Well done, sir.

[–]Qweef 1 point2 points ago

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I refuse to believe it until I oh, ok, there it is.

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

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Confirmation: not going to Thailand. Too hard to tell

[–]gilm0re 1 point2 points ago

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I was looking at them and thought to myself "Man...They all look like dudes". If only I had that skill when I was drunk...

[–]TheRealSuperman 1 point2 points ago

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Nope. Nope. Nope.

[–]ScottCarmichael 6 points7 points ago

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[–]khrak 1 point2 points ago

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I got about half-way down and thought "fuck it, they all look like trannies". Quite happy with the answer at the bottom. :)

[–]KungFuHamster 0 points1 point ago

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Same. Others are jealous of our skills.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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protip : they're all the same girl.

[–]purpleddit 0 points1 point ago

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Very happy to see all the guys who would f**k those lovely ladies, regardless of the girls' previous or current genital status.

  • straight but LGBTQ-friendly female.

[–]thegrinninglemur 0 points1 point ago

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this game sucks

[–]PLeb5 0 points1 point ago

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now i have to masturbate to shemales. There goes an hour.

[–]KungFuHamster 0 points1 point ago

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An hour because they're shemales? If it normally takes you an hour, you must not get a lot done on any given day.

[–]PLeb5 1 point2 points ago

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i get very little done. My day consists of smoke pot, masturbate, smoke pot, play videogame, smoke pot, masturbate, sleep. I wouldn't have it any other way.

[–]anotherdroid 0 points1 point ago

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the 7th one down is my neighbor. she says hello and that your boner is only natural...

[–]Daubenmire 0 points1 point ago

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Blast! I was yet again deceived by the people of Reddit!

[–]SirPapilon 0 points1 point ago

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Well I am very conflicted right now. I was wondering why they all seemed to have male facial bones. Now I know... and I still think they are attractive as fuck.

[–]shandelier 0 points1 point ago

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It's all in the forehead...

[–]captain_spaulding512 0 points1 point ago

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Those dudes have nice racks.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MewtMewt 0 points1 point ago

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I'm somewhat aroused by this...

[–]Dyrty 0 points1 point ago

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mmm boooooobs, i mean, boooners

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I tried to tell by looking at their arm size (I know, clever! Right?) and came to the conclusion that either men or women they are all malnourished.

[–]dizneedave -1 points0 points ago

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Now I know why I'm never going to Thailand.

[–]bat514 0 points1 point ago

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Now I know why I'm going to Thailand

[–]woodstock923 0 points1 point ago

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Shoulders give them away. Not bad

[–]GeneralHathi -1 points0 points ago

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Nope.

[–]AllDizzle -1 points0 points ago

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To be fair, the men out there look like women.