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Oh hey, look what today is... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Legos1118 34 points35 points ago

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One year for my birthday I wanted to play Halo all night with my bf, but his friends band was playing at the bar and he wanted to go for a little bit. Being fuckin cool like that and underage I consented to spend an hour alone at his place. I asked him to bring me a bottle of wine back to celebrate. I wait forever get pissed and fall asleep. I awake to his drunk ass stumbling in with some blonde. He had totally forgotten me. You know what he said? "OHHHH SHIT. I forgot the wine." Now I don't celebrate my birthdays.

[–]superfusion1 20 points21 points ago

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Worst. Boyfriend. Ever.

[–]macuser24 5 points6 points ago

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And I thought it couldn't get any worse than the lonely bear...

[–]Sniperchild 2 points3 points ago

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I'll send you some birthday cookies if you like - they're very nommy.

[–]Legos1118 1 point2 points ago

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All I can think of is that cookie monster gif. lol thanks

[–]loridee 1 point2 points ago

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Celebrate your birthday! Because you aren't with that douchebag any more! That's a big reason to celebrate.

[–]Legos1118 0 points1 point ago

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Well I don't celebrate my birthday, but I go all out on my daughters which is 1 day after mine. Yes that guy is the father. I was young and thought everyone deserved a second chance. Though I dumped his ass after he did it again and we haven't seen him since she was born.

[–]Monkeychimp 0 points1 point ago

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That guy sounds like a grade-A stroker.

[–]perpenderpular 0 points1 point ago

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"Wow what the McFuck Ronald?" - Teh Hamburgalar

[–]ShortStoryLong 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck boyfriends, get a manfriend!

[–]Legos1118 1 point2 points ago

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I have been seeing a really awesome guy for 5 months now. He is a redditor and a nerd. We can be with each other and not even talk, just enjoy the company. Or we can get into some serious debates about life in the universe. I'm pretty happy now.

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[–]Legos1118 0 points1 point ago

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He wasn't in a band. Wasn't popular. He was a nerd with nice eyes and hair is all. And a silver tongue. I didn't have any clue he was sleeping around it was a complete shock. I've never focused out the outside. Only the inside. Plus, what popular type is really gonna sit through me explaining the synopsis of my favorite comics and stuff?

[–]dtrainusmc 0 points1 point ago

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Obviously the overweight neckbeard in the way too small Valve tshirt is a much better alternative.

[–]AwesomeKickass 10 points11 points ago

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Image by Nedroid.

[–]Hailstormer 5 points6 points ago

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Bravo for citing Nedroid. Beautiful art style, great sense of humor. Additional links!

[–]tetrasyzygy 1 point2 points ago

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I think you'll have a better birthday if you just look at his comics for a while.

[–]TheWantedOne 0 points1 point ago

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cheers!

[–]koreanjersey 8 points9 points ago

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It's my RL birthday today, and this post made me realize something. I should make a new Reddit account today so that my Reddit birthday and RL birthday are on the same day.

This is very exciting.

[–]ganon34 2 points3 points ago

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Happy Birthday! It's mine too!

[–]Hipnotized 2 points3 points ago

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Happy Birthday, Mine was yesturday.

[–]reno1051 2 points3 points ago

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Happy Birthday! Mine is today as well.

[–]SiFTW 1 point2 points ago

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Mine is also today, Happy Birthday fellow 12 Octoberers (timezone dependent)

[–]arcamanel 8 points9 points ago

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This happened to me last year. Everyone I invited suddenly bailed. Mine was complete with deflating balloons and singing happy birthday to myself.

[–]DaddyDanceParty 2 points3 points ago

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Same thing here a while ago. Spent the rest of the night eating cake and watching movies.

[–]arcamanel 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, the shitty thing was I have a few people who I hang out with that request birthday cheesecake from me (I make a mean cheesecake) and it's been an annual thing. I was like, really? I go out of my way to make whatever crazy flavors you come up with and you can't show up?

[–]ElizaDay 0 points1 point ago

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Surely not everyone?

[–]superfusion1 5 points6 points ago

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Everyone! and quit calling me surely.

[–]arcamanel 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone. Saddest birthday ever. I've made better friends this year though, so I guess it was a good learning experience about who your true friends are!

[–]dtrainusmc 0 points1 point ago

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I was done with parties when I was about 15. I just hit a bunch of friends up and go to a bar now. If they show, I get drunk. If they don't show, I still get drunk.

[–]arcamanel 0 points1 point ago

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I guess party was the wrong word, it was supposed to be like you detailed, a gathering for pre drinking and then bar hopping.

[–]Sansarasa 0 points1 point ago

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In my case i invited both my closest friends and also people i know and generally think are good friends.

Only my closest friends showed up, the rest didn't with varying excuses. They are my closest friends for a reason after all...

[–]arcamanel 0 points1 point ago

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yeah it was definitely a learning experience

[–]yoreel 4 points5 points ago

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Mine is today.
Happy birthday to you.

[–]Siamsa 1 point2 points ago

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Happy birthday to YOU!

[–]yoreel 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you. You're the second non family member to say that to me and you have no idea how much it means.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I've penciled you in for 9pm.

[–]lynsea 1 point2 points ago

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redditor for 1 month

you must have fun...

[–]AlmightyTurtleman 2 points3 points ago

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Its actually my real life birthday today. Sitting Alone, underground, in a dark room on reddit...

God.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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:[

[–]swedishdelight 1 point2 points ago

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WHOAW! That's crazy! Quick, find out if anyone else on the internet has a birthday today as well.. It's like a shooting star!

[–]Anticitizen_One 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, wow. That made me sad. Upvote.

[–]I_EAT_DOGS 1 point2 points ago

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Same here bro.

[–]crixu5 1 point2 points ago

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Every body whos birthday is today say yeah!

Yeah

[–]crixu5 1 point2 points ago

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Today also is my birthday!

[–]matt3948 3 points4 points ago

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. .҉҉´- . -* -҉҉´-¸.-҉҉ @══════@ .║ Happy ║ .║ Birthday║ @══════@ *.-҉҉´-´ ¸*-҉҉ ¸.*.-҉҉

[–]infodump 1 point2 points ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[–]WilliamAgain 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Birthday!

[–]whydoyouask123 1 point2 points ago

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Is anyone else interested in how the Bear got the sign and the balloons?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Mannnnnn...

[–]causeicantoo 0 points1 point ago

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You should make a cake and reddit will come out and join you. The more frosting, the better!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Forever alone is an anti-fraternity.

[–]robopanda9k 0 points1 point ago

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Why does this look like a depressing flash game?

[–]robotosaurus 0 points1 point ago

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<3

[–]spaceeoddityy 0 points1 point ago

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awww, it was just like my birthday in august. :(

[–]Siamsa 0 points1 point ago

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This pic is so sad it makes me uncomfortable.

[–]ayures 0 points1 point ago

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I demand the version if this with all the other happy animals shopped into it. Now.

[–]NoSNoM 0 points1 point ago

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Wohoo! Home alone-Party!

[–]RedPenAlert 0 points1 point ago

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YAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I am glad you woke up today and are still here.

[–]sinkorfloat 0 points1 point ago

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My birthday (IRL) was yesterday. Pretty much the story there. Looks like I'm moving it to Friday.

[–]giraffe_keeper 0 points1 point ago

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It's my RL birthday today too :D

I had the pleasure of waking up at 6am, to work in the pouring rain for 3 hours at the stable. The girl I work with was allowed to work inside because it was her birthday yesterday. I didn't even bother reminding them that it was mine today.

[–]ElBrad 0 points1 point ago

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Ditto here...it's my cake day too!

Happy cake day OP!

[–]anomalous 0 points1 point ago

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The only sad thing about all of these sob stories is that people would actually sit there and waste their time feeling sorry for themselves. Buck up mofo's, go out there and celebrate and enjoy your life, whether other assholes are there with you or not... life's too short!

[–]YourMad 0 points1 point ago

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That is depressing as fuck.

[–]drydorn 0 points1 point ago

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Happy f-in birthday buddy!

[–]MyOtherBodyIsACylon 0 points1 point ago

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Today is my birthday. Only Facebook knows.

[–]Dunge 0 points1 point ago

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October 12th birthday here too, alone as usual.

[–]gurlzdontpoop 0 points1 point ago

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I feel all sad and cold inside after seeing this.

[–]nexrow 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday! Thats how mine was this year, moved to another state with gf and she cheated on and broke up with me, I spent my birthday alone. Oh, but its my reddit birthday, its like fate is trying to bring us together!

[–]Gameface27 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday to all your October 12th birthdays out there!

[–]string97bean 0 points1 point ago

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Forever alone...

[–]grantaccess 0 points1 point ago

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I choose to believe that his friends are already waiting inside... SURPRISE!!!

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