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[–]69THIZZ 30 points31 points ago

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[–]alahos 6 points7 points ago

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StaticCat begins...

[–]Tabitha94 0 points1 point ago

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That cat is just working out. Funny. Really laughed.

[–]jhangel77 220 points221 points ago

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[–]prose-before-hoes 21 points22 points ago

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No! I'm allergic to adorableness!

[–]S1d3w4yZ 7 points8 points ago

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I like trains.

[–]Wtfisasnuggy 2 points3 points ago

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Now son, don't touch that cactus!

[–]threeeds 2 points3 points ago

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You're dead to me!

[–]razgrez 9 points10 points ago

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I just aww'd the hardest anyone has ever aww'd

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[–]Sabbatai 1 point2 points ago

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I enjoyed that as well. I thought of it more like "That's better!".

[–]varemia -1 points0 points ago

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Either I'm having deja vu or I have seen this exact comment about that image before.

[–]repaeR_mirG 5 points6 points ago

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There is a glitch in the matrix

[–]VampireOnTitus 2 points3 points ago

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I enjoyed that as well. I thought of it more like "That's better!".

[–]Sabbatai 0 points1 point ago

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If you are referring to the fact that the comment I replied to being similar.. it is similar indeed. Not "the same" though.

If not, I apologize for making such an assumption. Reddit has been pretty mean to me lately.

[–]jhangel77 -1 points0 points ago

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reddit is a fickle lady, a sour patch kid if you will

[–]corpsefireNL 0 points1 point ago

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Wake up, please... wake up.

[–]Bear_Masta 39 points40 points ago

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Who the fuck would downvote this?

[–]RepeatOffenderp 28 points29 points ago

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Motherfuckers with a shit-wrapped charcoal briquet for a soul.

[–]jhangel77 5 points6 points ago

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my only consolation is that Redditors are a really tough crowd :-)

[–]reallyhellacool 10 points11 points ago

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that's what I say to all my new girlfriends when they ask why I never introduce them to my friends "I hang out with kind of a tough crowd, you don't want to meet them"

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 1 point2 points ago

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begins to flex muscles

[–]mgpilot -1 points0 points ago

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jealous Redditors who had terrible downvote experience?

[–]AcidTongue 1 point2 points ago

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I thought I had just seen the cutest thing ever until I saw this.

[–]bitGAMER 1 point2 points ago

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I just awwwwwwwwwwwwd and I'm so desensitized to cuteness/gore/etc it isn't even funny.

[–]reallyhellacool 0 points1 point ago

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Everytime I see this I can't help but squeal like a little girl, it's sooo cute!

[–]kittenkat4u 0 points1 point ago

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my heart just melted.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I am using this gif to get laid... What woman wouldn't think this was adorable, cute kitten hugging Teddy bear= having sex with cute guy holding iPod playing gif of cute kitten hugging Teddy bear!!

[–]guyhersh 1 point2 points ago

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Makes sense.

[–]Ohthatguyagain 39 points40 points ago

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TO THE FRONT PAGE WITH YOU, ADORABLE KITTEN!

[–]fizzymilk 11 points12 points ago

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IT AM FLUFFEH TEIM!

[–]speedyjohn 3 points4 points ago

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this must happen.

[–]kyrill91 5 points6 points ago

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There's just something about a cat, resting it's head on a pillow, covered with a blanket, and hugging a teddy bear that I just ADORE!

[–]hinorei 5 points6 points ago

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The video is adorable.

[–]A_Cylon_Raider 4 points5 points ago

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Been watching this for five solid minutes. Resisting the urge to show everyone I know so they don't think I'm weird.

[–]jjwood84 6 points7 points ago

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Why do these pictures of cats hugging things make me squee like an 8 year old girl?

[–]Delfishie 2 points3 points ago

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Because it's a combination of the two most awesome things!

[–]Bear_Masta 14 points15 points ago

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This is so adorable that I puked all over my keyboard. :\

[–]aceslick911 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Joeygforce 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote here have all of them. I don't care it's a KITTTYYY!!!!!!!!!

[–]dukebd2010 4 points5 points ago

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After all these upvotes, I fully expect a video of you making this expression.

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[–]DigiSmackd 2 points3 points ago*

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I didn't downvote ya, but I'm sure those that did have a variety of reasons including:

  1. This is not "funny". I'd say it'd fit better in "cute" or "aww" or maybe even "pics". Heck, there may be a half dozen other places it would fit better than funny.

  2. The reason many people get upset with re-posts isn't simply because it's been here before, but because all it takes is a simple 10 second effort on the part of the poster to see this (and thus prevent the re-post). People are upset when people are lazy. Here's the results I got when I did a 10 second search here. . You can see this gif (or the youtube equivalent) gets re-posted several times each month.

Again, I agree that some people may need to relax a bit, but here's how I look at such things here:

To many, Reddit is like the local Piano Lounge on the outskirts of a Touristy town. This particular Piano Lounge has a jukebox that allows people to upload and share their own appropriate songs. The large crowd of regulars and locals take delight in sharing their unique finds ,broadening their horizons, and stroking their egos with their classy music. And every night, a small group of tourist walks into the lounge for the first time. They come in talking loudly, dressed oddly, and bumping into people as they make their way straight to the jukebox. And then they proceed to pick "Piano Man" by Billy Joel to play. They think it's a great song. They enjoy it. The group of people they walked in with enjoy it and think it's the most clever thing ever (Piano Man playing in a Piano Bar? How awesome!). They laugh loudly, sing along, and then stumble out into the night never to be seen again. But not before pumping $5 more into the jukebox and selecting Piano Man to repeat 5 more times. Clearly, the regulars don't find this as entertaining. And because of this, there are signs hanging above the jukebox and posted all around the Lounge. They say "please check before picking a song to play"

TL;DR: Don't be a tourist. :)

[–]Redkasquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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"Again, I again?"

[–]DigiSmackd 0 points1 point ago

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Fixed, thanks

[–]IdiotCoderCodie 13 points14 points ago

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Do I get a cuddle off the kitteh if I upvote?

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[–]IdiotCoderCodie 2 points3 points ago

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Upvotes and waits for kitteh in the mail...

[–]corpsefireNL 2 points3 points ago

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...OhgodIforgottheholes.

[–]Redkasquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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NO evil.

[–]BearDick 7 points8 points ago

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Eyes bleeding from cute kitty overload..............why would you do this to me!

[–]tasuret 2 points3 points ago

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Ain't no blood. Am tears.

[–]bettacallsaul 2 points3 points ago

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Right Click. Save Image As. cutekittenhuggingtoy.gif. You legend.

[–]Positronix 2 points3 points ago

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1900 link karma op

I wonder how many of these "I never get upvoted" threads are actually started by people who never get upvotes

[–]atwoslottoaster 2 points3 points ago

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[–]neurot 4 points5 points ago

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Im on a bus going through newark, 27 year old male and thar just made me smile and giggle like a 12 yr old luttle girl. Thank u kindly

[–]Tibyon 2 points3 points ago

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WHY THE FUCK ARE CATS SO FUCKING CUTE

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Toxoplasmosis.

[–]ENTenmanns 5 points6 points ago

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This cat is saying, "Fuck you! I love this plush doll 1,000 times more than I love you!" which means you are really saying, "Fuck you! I love this upvote 1,000 times more than I love you!"

Have an upvote.

[–]HutchOne23 1 point2 points ago

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I want that cat. Or one as friendly as it.

[–]stivo 1 point2 points ago

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you realise it doesn't mean people like you right... it just means people think your content should be seen by others.

[–]jhangel77 0 points1 point ago

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now that just hurts .....

[–]stivo 1 point2 points ago

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The harsh reality of reddit.

[–]hanksredditname 1 point2 points ago

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I imagine you holding the arrow like the teddy bear and saying, "my upvote, my upvote :)"

[–]beefstick86 1 point2 points ago

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I'm only upvoting you because that cat looks exactly like mine.

[–]Smokestak 1 point2 points ago

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This is really creepy in slow motion. The cat never looks away...

[–]youthminister 1 point2 points ago

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Cute kitty=upvotes all around!

[–]skellington0101 1 point2 points ago

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Now my gf wants a kitty!

[–]UndeadMessenger 1 point2 points ago

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OH GOD... IT'S TOO CUTE!!! MUST LISTEN TO THRASH METAL TO PURGE THE CUTENESS!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I've found you need a mixture of wit and timing (depending on the subreddit you are in). Redditors are a tough crowd. Easy to downvote, harder to upvote.

[–]sinclair11 3 points4 points ago

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ah now everyone loves kitten cuddles, have another one!

[–]dwolfe10203 4 points5 points ago

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you hold on to that damn upvote, you kute kitteh

[–]mugwumps 1 point2 points ago

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You choke a bitch out when you get upvoted?

For shame!

[–]frodoturtle 4 points5 points ago

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haha amazing how accurate that is of my reaction to an upvote

[–]tectonicus 2 points3 points ago

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I think I just found my cat's sibling ... only mine comes with extra claws.

http://imgur.com/cQgEV

[–]Hoogekamp 3 points4 points ago

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THIS, my good sir, is just the sweetest and cutest thing i´ve ever seen on reddit.

[–]delti90 1 point2 points ago

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I upvote this no matter how often it gets reposted.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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AWW

[–]chickendudu 0 points1 point ago

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Totally kharma whoring....but that kitteh sold me for an upboat!!!

[–]TheeLinker 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know, all I see is that you grow wary and suspicious whenever you see an upvote.

"What's your angle, anyway...?"

[–]Brocktree 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think I will ever be as comfortable as that cat.

[–]wookiesandwich 0 points1 point ago

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awwwww, I don't see how this can't be upvoted even if it is common pandering

[–]TheOmnipotentPilot 0 points1 point ago

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DUDE! YOU'RE EXACTLY LIKE ME! :D

[–]IRSmurf 0 points1 point ago

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I've used that as my homepage for some time, now: http://www.irsmurf.com/

lukatdahkitteh lukatdahkitteh lukatdahkitteh D:

[–]kittenkat4u 0 points1 point ago

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i love this gif. makes me smile every time.

[–]joshdee345 0 points1 point ago

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Dawwwww

[–]DigiSmackd 0 points1 point ago

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Can I get these without the shitty "4gifs" watermark? I doubt they created any of these and instead merely stuck their watermark on them (seeing as how none of the images here are hosted there, I see no need for it)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The URL is like "Doctor... Seriously?"

[–]CordycepsControlled 1 point2 points ago

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"I have some news for you. Your condition isn't that bad."

"But doctor, all I want to do is sleep sixteen to eighteen hours a day."

"You are a cat."

"Doctor... Seriously?"

"I'm afraid so."

"Can't you do anything?"

"Here, have a blanket and a Teddy bear."

"... all betters!"

[–]gad_ 0 points1 point ago

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So now that you have a LOT of upvotes, what's your reaction?

[–]fizzymilk -3 points-2 points ago

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IT AM FLUFFEH TEIM!

[–]theRAGE -1 points0 points ago

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Should have posted this in r/unfunnyrepost

[–]netgod2002 -4 points-3 points ago

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Cats,...... Feelings..... All the ingredients for a downvote.