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[–]LuckyCharmmms 79 points80 points ago

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I'm pretty sure if he killed three people that he wouldn't be getting out... ever...

[–]artificiallyvain 20 points21 points ago

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i was pondering the possibility of this fellow being released from prison after ending the life of three individuals vocalizing insults in his direction.

[–]Bacon_Donut 73 points74 points ago

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But deys shit talkin niggaz..

[–]Lastcaress09 8 points9 points ago

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BACON ON DONUTS, tomorrow is going to be a interesting day in the kitchen...

[–]Shocking 4 points5 points ago

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Scroll down to "Bacon Maple Bar" http://voodoodoughnut.com/menu.php

[–]Osiris32 4 points5 points ago

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I spy with my little eye, a fellow Predditor!!

[–]ChimpZ 5 points6 points ago

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Wait, wait... Predditor = Portland + Redditor? I lol'd.

[–]mguzman011 2 points3 points ago

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I love being a predditor.

[–]Shocking 0 points1 point ago

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No actually, my friend lives up in portland and he always tells me about these amazing food places. I'm kind of jelly. http://www.saltandstraw.com/flavors.php This place looks good too :O

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

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Come up here some day, and tour through the food carts. We currently have over 700.

[–]Shocking 2 points3 points ago

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can't...afford..to get...fatter...

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

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How about a waffle filled with Apple Bacon, fired egg, and maple butter? Or the same waffle filled with Nutella and Marshmallow fluff?

[–]metapy 0 points1 point ago

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It's some of the best ice cream and sorbets I've had in my 30 years on this planet. I had the pair blue cheese ice cream and the meyer lemon basil sorbet.

[–]polluteconversation 0 points1 point ago

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AKA the only reason to get Voodoo Donuts.

[–]ajree210 2 points3 points ago

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Holy hell. Mine too.

[–]tiercel 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sure if you got 12 of her peers together to deliberate, you'd find that excuse to hold water.

[–]Zanzaa 4 points5 points ago

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its called making a plea bargin or giving up info to the cops most likely

[–]jf286381 10 points11 points ago

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u talkin shit nigga?!?! rey rey aint no snitch.

[–]markshlaf 0 points1 point ago

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or being rich...wait, nevermind.

[–]absion 1 point2 points ago

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but...they deserved it...

[–]teddytwelvetoes 0 points1 point ago

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As if the hyperbolized language of the girl didn't make it obvious enough

[–]nosferatu_ 0 points1 point ago

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if only he file-shared them niggas..

[–]Funnyguy17 0 points1 point ago

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AHA he is a rich white man he was in jail for half a day.

[–]seedlesssoul -3 points-2 points ago

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It depends on what the court rules. For example like in American History X he only gets 3 years for killing 3 guys. Yes, I know it's a movie but the idea is relevant.

[–]aheinzm 13 points14 points ago

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I was once voted President of the United States because I killed about 20 assholes who were littering in the park. The footage was caught on video by a surveillance camera and became a huge media story.

It happened in a dream, I know, but it's relevant.

[–]seedlesssoul 5 points6 points ago

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Best dream I've ever heard! I would have voted for you.

[–]terriblecomic 154 points155 points ago

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WHOA COOL FAKE FACEBOOK THING BROHEIM LOL BLACK PEOPLE AMIRITE

[–]RedAnarchist 15 points16 points ago

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Oh for the love of shit, how is this even upvoted. I always bitch about the garbage fake facebook posts on Reddit, but this one takes the fucking cake.

You have to be 14 and latently bigoted to find this funny.

[–]Hillside_Loafer 3 points4 points ago

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You can only mock white people who are preferrably christian right?

[–]guydudeman -1 points0 points ago

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Not preferably, but they'll do.

[–]Jimmycc -1 points0 points ago

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You choose your faith - you are born with a skin-color.

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[–]AeBeeEll 9 points10 points ago

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Well, next time your "friend" sends you a racist piece of shit joke, keep it the fuck to yourself.

[–]Moleman69 0 points1 point ago

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How is it racist?

[–]guydudeman -1 points0 points ago

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How are you that ignorant?

[–]Moleman69 1 point2 points ago

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Assuming the Facebooker in the post is also black, there's no racism there with the language, it's just colloquial.

And if you're saying it's racist because the facebooker is black and has a "daddy in jail" who "killd 3 niggas" and has a poor grasp of spelling. Then I think you're the one making racial assumptions.

Isn't the whole point of this 'joke' about the idiocy of the fact that the victims were "talkin shit so dey deserved it"?

[–]guydudeman 0 points1 point ago

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You're missing the point. The "joke" is about "how stupid black people are" otherwise they would not have used the ridiculous accent. It is racist and hateful in its execution. If they hadn't used the accent, then I would not think it to be racist.

[–]Moleman69 -1 points0 points ago

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Wait, so you're saying uneducated typing = black people accent.

What?

[–]guydudeman 0 points1 point ago

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Use of the term "niggaz" etc. kinda gives it away. Also, your trolling is working... You really got my goat there, buddy.

[–]Moleman69 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not trolling..? And what does "got my goat" even mean? I just don't see it as racist and I didn't see how your point made sense, thus the "what?"

Plenty of black people refer to other black people and even non-blacks as "niggas".

Is it not just about how stupid some people are and the humour in how illogical it is that "dey deserved it"? Why does it have to become a race thing...

[–]xxRECKONERxx -1 points0 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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If shit-talking was a defense for justifiable homicide pretty much everyone I know would be dead.

[–]xxRECKONERxx 43 points44 points ago

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For a good time, call L'Keisha, na fi fo, fo fo na fi. If her daddy answer, hang up.

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[–]xxRECKONERxx 33 points34 points ago

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Oh. Sorry. Here's her address:

L'Keisha Johnson

Tree Fiddy Fi Ghetto Ave.

Getdawatanigguh, F.L.

PO Box - FiddyNaFodyFo

[–]KoalaBomb 6 points7 points ago

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I showed up to that address and was greeted by the goddam loch ness monstah!

[–]xxRECKONERxx 0 points1 point ago

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DAUM! Nessie axe me bout you! Don worriez, I put in a gud wurd fo ya nigguh!

[–]GeneralMalaise 3 points4 points ago

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L'Keisha don't live here no more...L'Keisha don't live here no more, is L'Keisha there? Hell Naw.

[–]BZenMojo 1 point2 points ago

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sighs

White people....

[–]supaphly42 -1 points0 points ago

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If her daddy answers, don't talk shit. He'll kill yo ass.

[–]substratelevel 1 point2 points ago

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"Ma'am, killing a gang member in this state is only an 18 dollar fine, you can mail it in."

[–]ADHD_orc 1 point2 points ago

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Never trust a man who names his kid L'Keisha.

[–]CaptComplacency 5 points6 points ago

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if you've ever watched "The Boondocks" then its impossible for you to NOT read the last response in Rileys voice.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 2 points3 points ago

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L'Keisha

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I automatically read it in the voice of the guys on youtube....

[–]ajleece -1 points0 points ago

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Shaniqua!

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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K-A, DA DASH DONT BE SILENT!

[–]MisterWonka 11 points12 points ago*

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In preparation for all the inevitable racism that's about to spew forth, I offer these classy gems, with all of their upvotes, from this post about when exactly it's okay to hit women. Reddit is really doing well for itself, isn't it?

Edit: I can't tell if the downvotes are from secret racists, or people who are ashamed that reddit has so many racists. Or both? Same thing happened when I tried to post this this morning. A few racists popped in, made some jokes, downvoted it to oblivion before it had a chance. This is reddit, folks.

[–]GetOverClocked 3 points4 points ago

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I downvoted you because you say it's not okay to hit women. What if I am a women, can I hit women? What if I am a 150lb man and a 200 pound weight lifting bull of a women comes up to me and hits me, do I have to still open the door for her and pick up the check? Why should her gender matter? Now abuse in any form to any gender is wrong, men abusing women is just as wrong as women abusing men. You are being sexist by saying it is not okay to hit women. It's all in the context.

[–]MisterWonka -1 points0 points ago

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Nice argument. Unfortunately, I'm not sure who you're arguing with. I only mentioned the title of the post, man. Take a deep breath and try to think a little more clearly next time.

[–]withoutamartyr 3 points4 points ago

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Juxtaposed with your other image, it is clear you were trying to imply distaste with the idea of hitting a woman. Don't backpedal.

[–]MisterWonka -1 points0 points ago

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Again, your issues, not mine. I'm done here.

[–]newmansg 6 points7 points ago

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"Oh No, people are downvoting me, they must be racist or trying to hold the truth down. It's not because I'm a vacuous blackhole for intelligent debate"

Also, WHITE POWER. Cause I likes to juxtapose.

[–]MisterWonka -3 points-2 points ago

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I put it up there, ready plenty of debate, intelligent and otherwise. A few proud racists stopped that, not me.

And vacuous black hole is redundant.

[–]newmansg 4 points5 points ago

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The debate happens in spite of you. You should be ashamed of yourself - black hole - for arrogating the incidental talking points and counter arguments to have sprung forth from your racebaiting. You don't get credit for calling people who oppose you Racists. In fact, that IS trying to end debates.

"DUh urhhh.... You're Racist!"

[–]MisterWonka -3 points-2 points ago

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My brain hurts reading that mess. If someone is yelling about niggers, they're a racist. The debate is about their place in reddit, not whether or not they're racist. Please stop tying to talk about this, it's just ridiculous. You're like a dog trying to use a computer.

[–]newmansg 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe your brain hurts because you have a stake in this argument and if you "lose" you lose big, so your brain protects you long term by hurting right now. Just a thought before you give up on the internet since it's full of canines smashing on keyboards. When you discourage discussion by reverting to "You're racist" only your ego prevails. And Humanity? Humanity dies a just little bit more.

[–]MisterWonka 0 points1 point ago

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I see drama is alive and well though. Sorry, I'm done feeding the trolls. I should have known better.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I think you just haven't quite grasped the difference between black people and niggers yet, here let Chris Rock enlighten you.

[–]DontCareWhatYouThink 16 points17 points ago

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Chris Rock said on Larry King that he regretted that bit and would never perform it again because racists used it to justify their bigotry.

[–]Exedous 9 points10 points ago

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Well thats too bad for him. He was speaking the truth.

[–]BZenMojo -4 points-3 points ago

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Of course he was speaking the truth. Just ask all of the racist white people how legit it was.

I bet you thought the Lost Episodes of the Chappelle Show were his funniest shit, too.

[–]Exedous 1 point2 points ago

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They were, and I'm not even white.

[–]BroboCop3 -2 points-1 points ago

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Thanks! I'm sick of that being forgotten about this bit. It's fucking bullshit and shouldn't be used to justify racist remarks.

[–]MisterWonka -4 points-3 points ago

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What the guy below me said.

[–]grandmoffcory -1 points0 points ago

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So, in the first one...does he downvote jews, or is it a group of jews who downvote people?

The second post is all-around ridiculous.
"I'm not usually a racist...but hey, I'm actually a racist."

[–]munchee420 0 points1 point ago

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It's okay, they can't come up with any good retort to your anti-racism because they lack the necessary cognitive skills. They realize their downvote is more powerful than their words will ever be, unfortunately.

[–]doesnthatejews 0 points1 point ago

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No one mentions that posts like this get hundreds of upvotes every. day. They all say the same thing. "Reddit you're racist/sexist/homophobic." Some people are... yes, and when 80% of the votes cast are upvotes even opinions that aren't the majority can be positive. Maybe someone should point out that calling out the stupid shit can land you on the front page... I doubt it's being upvoted by the bigots, so saying that reddit as a whole is sexist/racist/whatever is disingenuous at best.

If you're being attacked by a group your right to self defense and self defense by proxy (for his girlfriend) does not disappear just because the group is made up of women, in fact it would be sexist to say that it does.

[–]MisterWonka 0 points1 point ago

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The way the system of upvoting works, if someone makes a racist comment, and they're sitting at 207 points in the positive...how do you explain that?

[–]karottenfelt 0 points1 point ago

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Early comment upvoted -> Bandwagoning.

[–]Ballsdeepinreality -1 points0 points ago

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Ive noticed this too. Reddit is incredibly racist.

[–]Paralda 0 points1 point ago

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I agree to the racism, but I feel that if there's a situation where it's alright to hit a guy, it's alright to hit a female.

All or nothing.

[–]publicthrowawayemail 6 points7 points ago

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this site is becoming more and more racist. someone went through the effort to create this (which is quite easy) and paint black people as stupid and violent. why are you upvoting it???

[–]yer_momma 15 points16 points ago

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because racist jokes are often funny

and before anyone accuses me of being racist... I have a color TV.

[–]blink-me 10 points11 points ago

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this site is becoming shittier and shittier filled with fake faceook/iphone screenshots every day. why are you upvoting it???

FTFY

[–]rechlin 2 points3 points ago

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You should have seen some of the racist stuff that was submitted to reddit back in 2005. It was getting pretty awful for a while, and there were no subreddits to filter it out at the time.

[–]BZenMojo 0 points1 point ago

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They killed jailbait. Knothole dwelling reprobates needed to flock somewhere.

[–]mechwarrior_yep 2 points3 points ago

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General rule, all facebook posts are fake.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I admire her optimism.

[–]monkeystrudel 1 point2 points ago

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thats not a white girls name.

[–]Radico87 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder, would you pronounce that name Lakeisha, or LapostropheKeisha, because the apostrophe don't be silent.

[–]retsknurt 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a penis coming out of her forehead?

[–]EOTWAWKI 0 points1 point ago

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I don tink daddy comin home for lon lon time.

[–]ajleece 0 points1 point ago

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Ghetto Names.

[–]thebambiraptor 0 points1 point ago

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The horrific part is that a lot of people probably think that makes you innocent.

[–]judokalinker 0 points1 point ago

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Why are you friends with these type of people?

[–]dnewcomer 0 points1 point ago

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wow

[–]Oberlulz 0 points1 point ago

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damn dumb racist m*fu*s.

[–]Olukon 0 points1 point ago

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So thats what a repost means...

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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This simply has to be fake. ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ahhh yes....ebonics.

[–]Pretty_Much_Nobody 0 points1 point ago

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It is at this moment that I have lost all hope for humanity. No really, this time it's final. We're all fucked.

[–]tehpatriarch 0 points1 point ago

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I do not think that word means what you think it means.

[–]Threadmonkey 0 points1 point ago

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fake, troll, hating on white... the holy trinity of trash post, the kind reddit upvote, a lot.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Can we all just stop saying, typing, and writing the letters D, E, and Y as a replacement for the word "they"? Thanks :)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck every single one of the 1,300+ people who upvoted this.

[–]jumpinjohnnycakes -3 points-2 points ago

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L'Keisha, what a name.

[–]dadirtysanchez 15 points16 points ago

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It's L Apostrophe Keisha, you bitch.

[–]terriblecomic 5 points6 points ago

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it's fake

[–]nattering 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't think people had names like that. Like a college kid called Chad, or a German called Hans.

[–]jumpinjohnnycakes 1 point2 points ago

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A friend of mine told me that one of his students was named 2nibra.

[–]supertinkers -5 points-4 points ago

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dey

I hope this is not a trend.

[–]terriblecomic 8 points9 points ago

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it's fake

[–]pellphoto 0 points1 point ago

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Doubt it. You never really see trends anymore. Especially on reddit.

[–]saucemoney -4 points-3 points ago

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Apparently ALL the stupid people on digg have now made there way to reddit. This thread is utterly retarded.

[–]ThE_LordA -3 points-2 points ago

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If a black dude would have killed 3 white men, he'd probably get death sentence...

[–]dfc222 -1 points0 points ago

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The only funny thing about this post is that it got over 2,000 upvotes.

[–]ashuhleyt -2 points-1 points ago

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'MERICA.