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[–]Zeppelanoid 33 points34 points ago

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Blah blah generic comment about new Family Guy sucking blah hurh blah even though I actually still watch it and don't mind it durh hurh blah blah rabble.

[–]Kreivi 6 points7 points ago

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Hit and miss. Hit and miss.

[–]abbott_costello 6 points7 points ago

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The season premier was hilarious IMO. The second show, not so much.

Also, that's good scrimshaw.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Brave men all; sons of New Bedford

[–]kilgore_trout8989 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, this pretty much sums it up. Plus a obnoxious flair for absolute piss-poor comedic timing...Conway Twitty anyone?

[–]brokowska420 1 point2 points ago

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I feel pretty bad. I used to be a pretty big Family Guy guy, but recently all I've been watching are It's Always Sunny, The Office, and Breaking Bad.

I suddenly wish I had a novelty account name, something akin to "Boring_pointless_opinions". sigh

[–]mkicon 9 points10 points ago

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Man, the thought of having a head like that, halfway in the ground really bothers me for some reason.

[–]liquiddoodies 11 points12 points ago

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Actually, I don't like sleeping on my side. My arm goes numb. I tend to sleep like a vampire/corpse; on my back with my arms folded over my abdomen. I don't move when I sleep either as I will wake up in said position.

[–]Retanaru 2 points3 points ago

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I always wake up in the same position as when I go to sleep, but as it turns out I'll have full conversations to people (or talk to myself when alone) while asleep. I supposedly also make creepy noises sometimes.

[–]studmuffffffin 1 point2 points ago

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I always get a headache if I lay on my back. I'm a side guy.

[–]Saihna 0 points1 point ago

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That's weird to me because I lay on my right side when I go to sleep, and then I wake up vertical to my bed.

[–]Vocalities 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I can't stand sleeping on my side. After a while I feel like I'm balancing myself up or something. I've always slept on my stomach.

[–]elint 0 points1 point ago

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I sleep on my side, with at least 3-4 pillows, if available.

Pillow-arm-pillow-head-pillow-arm-[pillow(optional)].

If the 4th pillow is unavailable, pull covers up over arm to keep said arm warm.

[–]TrollorT 2 points3 points ago

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I sleep on my stomach I might be a little odd

[–]Kinos 0 points1 point ago

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That aint good for your dick.

[–]kilgore_trout8989 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, fellow stomach-sleeper here. Almost impossible for me to sleep any other way now =0

[–]HotelFiveTwo 5 points6 points ago

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Stewie just said that!

[–]marsneedstowels 1 point2 points ago

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I took your comment home with me.

[–]eliseo209 1 point2 points ago

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Can anyone tell me what episode this is from?

[–]theuserman 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if Stewie and Arnold are related...

[–]platipress 1 point2 points ago

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whenever I spoon, I would love to dig a hole in the mattress for my shoulder to fit in.

[–]hit3k 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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He is a dwarf and he's digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hole.

[–]Boa52 3 points4 points ago

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I don't particularly care for family guy but that was pretty clever.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST

[–]AV3R4G3_J03 0 points1 point ago

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i can relate

[–]trex88 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]tayrow -1 points0 points ago

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Definitely do this when I'm lying on my stomach at the beach. Boob holes.