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[–]SgtBaxter 30 points31 points ago

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You have nice pecs.

[–]duggtodeath[S] 35 points36 points ago

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How I felt when you said that: http://i.imgur.com/ACOca.gif

[–]thechapattack 12 points13 points ago

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brilliant

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Eat ALL the babies!

[–]otakuman 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah, that thought is one of the things I'm most grateful for as an atheist. It simply makes more sense. I couldn't possibly believe in a loving God that created hell and especially left unbelievers in there. I mean, hell for blasphemy? COME ON!

That, and realizing that we are under control of our own destiny is one of the things that makes atheism reality so beautiful.

[–]stuntmanzach 12 points13 points ago

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Ya right, like God's gonna send the guy in the $3000 suit to hell.

COME ON!

[–]hobbit6 2 points3 points ago

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Nice try, Wall Street robber baron.

[–]duggtodeath[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Agreed. The concept of Hell terrified me as a child, but I never rationally thought about why a loving God would create such a place. Glad that shit is over with!

[–]digitaljeff51 7 points8 points ago

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rape and pillage all the things?

[–]Holden-Magroine 3 points4 points ago

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All of them....

[–]7sus4b9 3 points4 points ago

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I don't often laugh out loud, but when I do...it's to gif's like this.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Am I the only one who smiled at the same time he smiled?

[–]SirPeaches 2 points3 points ago

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That guy's ring name is "The Pope." I'm not sure if that makes this way better or way worse.

[–]faylan7 4 points5 points ago

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POPE IS PIMPIN!

clap clap clapclapclap

POPE IS PIMPIN!

clap clap clapclapclap

[–]HoltHaven 0 points1 point ago

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He had/has a street preacher gimmick too.

[–]merz1254 2 points3 points ago

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seriously might be one of the best gifs ever

[–]PGset 2 points3 points ago

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Wait...how and when did you find out? I wanna know too!

[–]ytokes 2 points3 points ago

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this guy actually looks like lucifer when he grins

[–]darkangelx 0 points1 point ago

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What does lucifer look like? Kinda like 'artist depiction' of planets outside our solar system where we havent actually SEEN them... and those at least have SOMETHING to go on...

[–]ImageBot 9 points10 points ago

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[–]AustinPowers 10 points11 points ago

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I don't know if you can really have "relevant information" for this one.

[–]anonymouslives 4 points5 points ago

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You didn't find out it doesn't exist yet. To be fair, you also haven;t found out eternal blowjob playland doesn't exist either.

[–]duggtodeath[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Eternal blowjobs? am I giving or receiving?

[–]anonymouslives 0 points1 point ago

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eh...if you're receiving, it's heaven, if you're giving, it's hell. Unless you're a homosexual, then you will both give and receive in heaven, but we both know homosexuals don't go to heaven, so in hell, you will be forced to view others partake in homosexual acts, without being able to contribute in any way.

[–]MisterBastahrd 1 point2 points ago

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Met that guy last weekend. He was wearing a Kyle Turley Saints jersey, so I made sure to correct him on his cigar choices when he asked me for advice so he didn't end up blowing chunks all over the bar.

If he were wearing a Falcons jersey, I'd have let him go about his day without a single fuck given about him. ;)

[–]the-slowpoke-pack 1 point2 points ago

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is that a cookie over there.

ahh yea...that is a cookie

[–]Barney21 0 points1 point ago

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Hell is like Ghaddafi arresting people and torturing them for insulting him or questioning his rule, except infinitely worse.

[–]X52 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like you're gonna go on a rape-tage

[–]Vettit 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed so hard at this