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[–]YourMad 80 points81 points ago

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Yep, I used to think reddit was full of understanding, cool people. Now I've come to see that it's just like the rest of the world- about 90% douchebag.

[–]ensi 11 points12 points ago

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Yes, I agree.

On r/buildapc I have tried to help, and in about 2 of the maybe 10 instances i've done so, i've gotten downvoted and not even a reply from OP.

Now I don't give a fuck.

[–]spazzmckiwi 8 points9 points ago*

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Trust me, the op probably appreciates your input However, on larger topics, its hard for them to respond to everyone. It seems as if a good portion of that community is pretty new to PC building, and possibly even computer hardware in general. Some of the disputes and concerns addressed in /r/buildapc comments are sometimes arguments that the OP has never even thought of.

However, It really does bug me when genuine advice or links to relevant articles or benchmark results gets pushed down while the top comment is something along the means of "AMD sucks, go with NVidia." with practically to backing no their argument.

However, I wouldn't say it happens often in that subreddit, but I do see it from time to time. This is when I simply go "Why was this downvoted so hard?" For instance, today I saw someone post an image of a screencap of a build they were going with, the website captured was obviously in German. I then saw a comment with a declining net point count written in German that contained a couple of links to a domain I didn't recognize. Now, I personally don't speak German, so I passed the text through Google translate because It looked a little bit like a spam bot, but it turns out it really wasn't. It was just a guy recommending an Austrian brand of power supply that he stated was a better value than the PSU in said pic because it looked like the op had that option available to him/her. I dunno, it just looked like everyone discounted the comment automatically as spam or something because they didn't understand it, meanwhile the OP probably did understand what the guy was trying to convey.

EDIT: Noticed a myriad of run-on sentences after I read the comment over.

[–]ensi 2 points3 points ago

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True, true. The instances where I got downvoted there was maybe 3 or 4 other posts (I always went to the new section) and OP already replied to someone else.

Ah well, karma doesn't mean much to me, it's the thought that people disapprove of a comment when I try to help that does. If someone experienced offers you help and information on a subject you need help in, in real life, would you ignore it and say "Fuck off"? No, because that would be rude.

I'm gonna give it another try as i'm fairly experienced in computer building and not everyone is an asshole. I just wish everyone was nice.

[–]ForgotMyPants 2 points3 points ago

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The thing is though, the downvotes aren't supposed to be used to show disapproval, they're there to hide comments that don't add to the discussion.

Too many new users = Nobody knows or follow the Rediquette. It's like Usenet and the Eternal September all over again.

[–]ensi 2 points3 points ago

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I am a fairly new redditor and I didn't know this, thanks!

[–]bikemaul 0 points1 point ago

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Keep up the good work and remember to do it for the person on the other end. Buildapc downvotes my advice all the time.

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[–]ensi 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, well done, what are you trying to achieve?

[–]gekks 1 point2 points ago

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I see a lot of people just ask a simple question or make a straightforward statement and there will be 1 or 2 downvotes. No one's going to cry over the lost karma, but it just makes me wonder, what the fuck did those 1 or 2 people have up their asses?

[–]Knightmare_X -2 points-1 points ago

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hmm in r/anime it's more like 30% are douchebags, from my experience anyways.

I suppose the subreddit is a huge factor?

[–]DiscoDonkey 3 points4 points ago

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I think it's because everyone there likes animes, douchebaggery is subjective

[–]Knightmare_X 0 points1 point ago*

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When I think of douchebaggery on Reddit I mean someone downvoting other people because they have an opinion or different taste to themselves. Now that happens all over Reddit.

In r/anime, I've seen posts/comments being downvoted because of a comment/opinion that didn't match others.

edit: See it's happening to me right now, ahahaha!

[–]pifarm 87 points88 points ago

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DIFFERENT OPINION THAN THE HIVEMIND? FUCK YOU

[–]larrylizard 12 points13 points ago

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Somehow this makes me feel like I should neither upvote nor downvote anything ever again so as to avoid being assimilated into the hivemind.

[–]Manitcor 6 points7 points ago

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If you follow reddiquette its pretty easy to know what to upvote.

tl;dr Upvote stuff that contributes to the conversation at hand whether you agree with or or not.

Downvote stuff that derails the thread (largely off-topic) or is inflammatory (open insults, flamewars)

[–]Skyy_High 9 points10 points ago

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So easy to say, so hard to follow....

[–]larrylizard 1 point2 points ago

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I don't upvote everything that contributes, but I do try to downvote things that don't. The frontpage is tricky though, considering that it's essentially only my opinion.

[–]TokiBumblebee 4 points5 points ago*

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Nope, we're gonna use the upvote/downvote system to express our feelings on a given opinion -- even when we ourselves have nothing to offer to the discussion.

Edit: Proving me wrong with downvotes. I win.

[–]spdracr99 1 point2 points ago

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I think that's the opposite of TL;DR (though helpful)

[–]shuyken 5 points6 points ago

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It was probably for the link.

[–]neelshiv 0 points1 point ago*

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If I'm not mistaken, either Buddhism or Hinduism actually views the accumulation of karma as a roadblock to enlightenment. I could be wrong about that, though, as I never paid much attention in class.

[–]larrylizard 0 points1 point ago

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You don't accumulate karma, anyway. The Western karma is the same as cause and effect. In Buddhism, it's more like world view. Whatever actions you commit shape your perception of the world.

[–]aco620 0 points1 point ago

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ALL GLORY TO THE HIVEMIND! DOWNVOTE THE NON-BELIEVERS! DOWNVOTE THOSE THAT DO NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THE LULZ!

[–]pifarm -1 points0 points ago

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DOWNVOTE THE BELIEVERS*

FTFY

[–]aco620 -1 points0 points ago

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You didn't fix jack.

[–]ultilink 6 points7 points ago

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I feel the same way whenever i post a decent (not amazing but O.K.) comic to reddit and it gets downvoted to oblivion when shit like http://imgur.com/ZzYCv is on front page.

[–]Ragnalypse 26 points27 points ago

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Even worse than when you get downvoted for going against the flow in a circle jerk.

Who else here uses the upvote/downvote based on whether or not someone is CONTRIBUTING?

[–]foxomo 13 points14 points ago

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As long as they're not being a dick, there is no reason to downvote someone. If someone is contributing, upvote.

[–]matthew07 3 points4 points ago

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Oh my god, you understand how the voting system is supposed to be used? I had given up all hope...

[–]timetravel_fanof -1 points0 points ago

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I get downvoted when I'm trying to be funny but I'm actually not

[–]foxomo 1 point2 points ago

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I see what you did there

[–]DukeEsquire 8 points9 points ago

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People really should stop downvoting on things they disagree with.

[–]MADBAKER 19 points20 points ago

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i disagree. Downvoted.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hilariously, this comment is being downvoted.

Stay classy, Reddit.

[–]forkis 3 points4 points ago

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I downvote if they're objectively wrong and have a bad attitude about it. If I disagree terribly with someone's subjective opinion, I usually just refrain from voting and move on.

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed there, if someones being pissy (bad attitude) it's probably dragging down the conversation.

I ran into this guy named Vee_vee earlier, turns out all he does is start fights on reddit, literally dozens within a day, losing over 100 karma points in single pages. Go figure.

[–]Spysix 3 points4 points ago

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Well, it IS the rules. But people don't want to listen and when they see something they don't like they get butthurt over it and the downvote button is their ointment for relief.

[–]Knightmare_X 0 points1 point ago

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I try to but it gets really tough when you have to decide between a stupid ass title "It's shit like this Reddit" and the content (an image in this case) is actually new and has something to say.

[–]flaccidpedestrian 10 points11 points ago

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Awww Sloths are adorable.

[–]pinguz -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't watch this

[–]flaccidpedestrian 0 points1 point ago

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You tortured small animals as a child didn't you? Whatever, I counter your cruelty with more sloth cuteness!

And Kittens! and babies!

[–]ForgotMyPants -3 points-2 points ago

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I believe that sound you're hearing; that's the sound of people refusing to realise what a cat is.

[–]three3three 3 points4 points ago

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[–]gekks 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit. I am not chillin'.

[–]firstredditor 5 points6 points ago

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Yo can we get more sloths in dis hizzle? Dem sloths cute.

[–]twonx[S] 13 points14 points ago

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[–]theghostofme 1 point2 points ago

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Slightly Stoned Sloth?

[–]upvotehero0 6 points7 points ago

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"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."

Redditors, remember this the next time you're hovering over the upvote arrow and think meh.

[–]sicinfit -2 points-1 points ago

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Meh.

[–]Helplessromantic 6 points7 points ago

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WE DONT WANT YOUR "HELP"

WE WANT TO WALLOW IN OUR SELF PITY AND JERK EACHOTHER OFF

HOW DARE YOU TELL US THAT THERE IS SOMETHING WE CAN DO TO GET OURSELVES OUT OF THIS SITUATION/caps

[–]Sizzor19 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing on reddit has ever made me laugh harder than this. Good on you.

[–]rocksareneat 3 points4 points ago

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Definitely read this in Badger's voice.

[–]sukinonmybalzak -1 points0 points ago

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This is how I feel after I post anything on askreddit

[–]twonx[S] 1 point2 points ago

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do you feel this way twice?

[–]evilpoptart 3 points4 points ago

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We should only have upvotes. That way we can show that either we agree or we can suspend judgement.

[–]spiffyy 3 points4 points ago

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That isn't a very expressive sloth.

[–]maviegoes 0 points1 point ago

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You're going to put those two up, but then leave out Lady Gaga? She trumps their crazy.

[–]Hi_Its_Jim 0 points1 point ago

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"how i feel when i get downvoted for anything" FTFY

[–]stratpilot22 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else read the caption in the dude's voice?

[–]AmazingJohnny 0 points1 point ago

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Someone's been on 4chan

[–]SeanMisspelled 0 points1 point ago

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Hugo? Is that you?

[–]gl00pp 0 points1 point ago

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No, WTF man is what this poor beast is saying to Darwin.

[–]alexpicante 0 points1 point ago

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That sloth reminds me of Mitch Hedberg.

[–]mothmilk 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, this, a million times. I can't count how many times I've felt this exact sentiment. I usually want to say something like this, but I know the response would be all downvotes, no discussion.

[–]aaronwright 0 points1 point ago

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Hurley!

[–]princess_shami 0 points1 point ago

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Hurley?

[–]kvist 0 points1 point ago

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That picture of sloth is epically compatible with the caption...

[–]wouldyoukindly 0 points1 point ago

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This face makes me laugh every fucking time and my roommate thinks it's very strange.

[–]chassepo 2 points3 points ago

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Down vote !!
just kidding !!

[–]twonx[S] 2 points3 points ago*

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I see you guys are too lazy to make puns about sloths...

[–]MrPurpleNinja 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, we're really lazy.

Am I doing this right?

[–]imallinman95 -1 points0 points ago

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Ahaha, this is the first in a very long time I've actually laughed out loud at! The sloth or whatever just looks hilarious.

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[–]twonx[S] 2 points3 points ago

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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. UPVOTED.

[–]DiscoDonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Waaaaaaaaait a minute!

[–]DerEnder 0 points1 point ago

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Get real karma in exchange for worthless internet karma. What's the problem?

[–]KohKohPuffs 0 points1 point ago

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prguitarman expresses this feeling quite well.

http://www.prguitarman.com/index.php?id=381

[–]TheLoneWander101 0 points1 point ago

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Sloth Face :-(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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STOP BEING UNIQUE, YOU ARE NOT UNIQUE. SILLY REDDITOR BEING UNIQUE IS SO MAINSTREAM.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I want a pill that will make me a sloth for a while. Not sloth, sloth and not lazy, but an actual sloth. They're so freaking chill.

[–]ILikeCandy -1 points0 points ago

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Am I the only one that does not give one hoot about karma?

[–]lord-jagged -2 points-1 points ago

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fuck you!

[–]Yoyo8 -2 points-1 points ago

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Fuck you all!! Ha!

[–]flyingfox12 -2 points-1 points ago

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With sexist statements like that I'm not surprised

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[–]twonx[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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do you feel this way twice?

[–]sukinonmybalzak -1 points0 points ago

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Unfortunately so