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[–]IZ3820 42 points43 points ago

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Spongebob and Sandy were in the WTC on 9/11/01, and when it collapsed, they were trapped in the debris. Thinking they would die down there, they had copious amounts of we're-going-to-die sex. They ended up being rescued, Sandy missed her period, and like most Texans, she was conservative and against abortions.

[–]Wolf_Everstone 11 points12 points ago

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[–]nickateen 4 points5 points ago

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Pretty much my reaction as well.

[–]IZ3820 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was pretty good.

[–]Fraktul 12 points13 points ago

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Terrorists forced SpongeBob and Sandy to conceive a "sponge-squirrel" hybrid baby because it is the will of Allah.

[–]abbiistabbii 9 points10 points ago

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115:232 "And Lo! When the Christians celebrate their 2001st year ye shall take a Sponge of the Sea and an air breathing Squirrel and (then) Conceiveth a child. For it is the will of Allah most merciful."

Well fuck me...

[–]kuraewe 2 points3 points ago

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Burst into laughter in an office almost devoid of sound. Good job -facepalm-

[–]ledzep4life 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Zinxhetan 0 points1 point ago

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Extra points for "conceiveth"!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You mean Israel wanted to further destroy the sponge genus, so they imposed liberal yellow guilt trips amongst all sponges in Bikini Bottom via their television media outlets that they owned.

[–]JTAC_Sean 2 points3 points ago

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I don't even ... what the fuck?

[–]Splatterh0use 2 points3 points ago

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you're a nut, you're crazy in the coconut!

[–]Joeliosis 2 points3 points ago

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That boy needs therapy.

[–]pants_full_of_pants 2 points3 points ago

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Purely psychosomatic.

[–]CaptainTako 2 points3 points ago

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What does that mean?

[–]zedvaint 12 points13 points ago*

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Many redditors were probably too young back then, so let me explain: Events like these make for extraordinary fuck-time, consequences be damned. Back then everybody knew that the world had just changed for the worse and that some kind of war was coming. And somehow that made the ladies extremely eager. I was single when it happened, by nightfall I wasn't anymore.

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[–]Quatroking 2 points3 points ago

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It's called being really desperate.

[–]keith_weaver 2 points3 points ago

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I was in ZERO mood to throw a hump into my wife then. But Sponge Bob saw an opportunity and gave that squirrel ass a beating. Is that what is going on here? Does anyone have the origins of this to get some context?

[–]DoctorMiracles 1 point2 points ago

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'Disaster sex'. But at least in the case of 9/11 seems it was more of a hoax.

[–]Wolf_Everstone 5 points6 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]nickateen 2 points3 points ago

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Hey look! There goes my CHILDHOOD.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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My childhood went out the window when I food the picture of sponge bob butt fucking and shortly on plankton...also I found a chainsaw

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 7 points8 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I love you

[–]Mofa 1 point2 points ago

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One of the best pics ever

[–]FionnaTheHumanGirl 1 point2 points ago

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what fuck

[–]Kittyshadow 1 point2 points ago

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nonononononononononononono! childhood!........RUINED!

[–]zhyk 2 points3 points ago

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It doesn't mean anything. The artists picture got photoshopped on top of the WTC pic. The two are completely unrelated. ಠ_ಠ

[–]atomic811 0 points1 point ago

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It means "Problem, Reaction, Solution"

[–]Gogmagog 0 points1 point ago

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No.

I'm sorry, but no.

[–]psychoslosh 0 points1 point ago

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the end of the world is coming.

[–]fizzymilk 0 points1 point ago

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CIA did it.

[–]dyingenglish 0 points1 point ago

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okay. What happened was Patrick and Sponge Bob wanted a baby, so they went to their friend Sandy, inseminated one of her eggs so she could have their child.

[–]dyingenglish -1 points0 points ago

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okay. What happened was Patrick and Sponge Bob wanted a baby, so they went to their friend Sandy, inseminated one of her eggs so she could have their child.