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[–]SGMN 32 points33 points ago

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[–]scy1192 8 points9 points ago

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TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME

[–]MSkog 130 points131 points ago

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[–]SimQ 31 points32 points ago

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I only looked at the comments to see if anyone else still remembers that. Well played.

[–]ENKC 7 points8 points ago

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Yes, someone on reddit remembers something on reddit from 8 months ago. Amazing, I know.

[–]scy1192 17 points18 points ago

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8 months is an eternity on the internet.

[–]NomadofExile 2 points3 points ago

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And the scheduled reposting time on reddit.

[–]kdoto 0 points1 point ago

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Beep beep ima jeep!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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On that note a well placed bitch, or bitches would have taken this gif over the top.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 1 point2 points ago

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It had to be done.

[–]misart -4 points-3 points ago

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Fuck, you beat me to it!

[–]milkasaurous 55 points56 points ago

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I'd almost forgotten about this...Until now.

[–]Laugarhraun 10 points11 points ago

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[–]milkasaurous 0 points1 point ago

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Fantastic.

[–]MaverickTopGun 1 point2 points ago

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Does this have a source? Because to this day I sing this

[–]milkasaurous 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cdmccabe 2 points3 points ago

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I'm laughing so hard in class right now. You're a bastard. You hear me? A bastard.

[–]milkasaurous 1 point2 points ago

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Everything is going according to plan...

[–]appleseed1234 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe I'm missing something here, but that shit's just not funny.

[–]aphoenix 2 points3 points ago

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Okay, I upvoted you, because I'm sure that for you it's not funny.

But that image is hilarious.

[–]milkasaurous 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's the way it plays out in my head...I have a very active imagination.

[–]KingOfFlan 0 points1 point ago

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I forgot how much I loved that image.

[–]fate3 -5 points-4 points ago

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thanks came to the comments looking for the shark

[–]fate3 0 points1 point ago

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why the fuck am i being downvoted for thanking a guy? scumbag reddit

[–]TheKingOfDownvotes 20 points21 points ago

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belongs in r/bitchimabus

[–]tracejanis 1 point2 points ago

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agree

[–]psymonp 20 points21 points ago

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like a bus!

[–]zetversus 0 points1 point ago

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As with all of my great ideas, somebody else had it first.

[–]jeankross 8 points9 points ago

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Goddammit Sandra Bullock

[–]andiznit 1 point2 points ago

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She had to jump the gap in the overpass.

[–]BillyBoots 3 points4 points ago

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must..stay above...50 mph..

[–]itook_theredpill 6 points7 points ago

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that caption made it 10x funnier

[–]viishrugged 2 points3 points ago

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You can say Fuck. It's fine. This is the internet. Not your Mom's house.

[–]Uzalud 2 points3 points ago

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[–]generic_tastes 1 point2 points ago

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Hard to tell from the gif, but if its going down hill and its brakes are out then it really was the "bus that couldn't slow down." Props to the driver if so.

[–]danielfoley 2 points3 points ago

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Like a Bus!

[–]theghostofme 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Sitnalta 1 point2 points ago

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"Oh, this isn't a motorbike?"

[–]MattTheGeek 1 point2 points ago

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what is an "eff"?

[–]aznblur 1 point2 points ago

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[–]netraven5000 1 point2 points ago

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Electronic Frontier Foundation is awesome!

[–]lawt6224 0 points1 point ago

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But unfortunately, we still don't know how much traffic their site is getting :(

[–]netraven5000 1 point2 points ago

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They're underground now, that bus is used to transfer network packets which is why it's speeding.

[–]ryuujinusa 1 point2 points ago

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thats me in GTA, but damn that guy... not one single FUCK was given. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Illsavetheinternets 1 point2 points ago

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[–]joshtreee 1 point2 points ago

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In pakistan, a remake of the movie Speed is currently being made starring Kal Penn as Office Jack Traven and featuring Neil Patrick Harris as his arch nemesis Howard Payne!

[–]AsskickMcGee 1 point2 points ago

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Are you sure it's not another Harold & Kumar movie?

[–]Gladiateher 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, and they all let him do it. Not that I wouldn't XD

[–]tominated 0 points1 point ago

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You can swear on the internet…

[–]JonnySniper 0 points1 point ago

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alas! only one upvote to give :( one of my favourite gifs i have ever come across

[–]Shoelace_Farmer 0 points1 point ago

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It's late so I can't laugh out loud, BUT NEVERTHELESS I JIGGLED QUITE WHIMSICALLY!!!

[–]Wuzzie 0 points1 point ago

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I see that Dave from Ice Road Truckers is driving a bus nowadays. :D

[–]Crucks 0 points1 point ago

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its speed in real life!

[–]Harold_Grundelson 0 points1 point ago

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Rosa Parks yo dumb-ass.

[–]apglemser 0 points1 point ago

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Must be Naples, Italy or the surrounding area...

[–]lynsea 0 points1 point ago

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I sung that to "I'm the Map" from Dora

[–]ShitBabyPiss 0 points1 point ago

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Damn that bus was a beast!

[–]imnotabus 0 points1 point ago

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so jealous

[–]scottagro 0 points1 point ago

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I've caught myself yelling "suck my diiiick" to opposing traffic when crossing an intersection as a light turns yellow.

[–]patq151 0 points1 point ago

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"have to keep it above 55" SPEED

[–]TequalsMCsquared 0 points1 point ago

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Iraq?

[–]Aido_b23 0 points1 point ago

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Not a single fuck was given that day

[–]Indestructavincible 0 points1 point ago

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Must Yield.

[–]klaushaus 0 points1 point ago

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the bus can cross it.

[–]legion02 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Jamaica? That's about how my bus driver drove when I was vacationing there.

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 0 points1 point ago

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I rode a bus whose driver behaved similar to that in Jamaica. I got to sit in the front seat. I actually kneejerked my legs into the fetal position a couple times because I thought we were going to crash. Amazingly, everyone just GTFO of the way.

[–]GolgiApparatus88 0 points1 point ago

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God damnit Keanu! The movie ended years ago!

[–]ssilver77 0 points1 point ago

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Thos is what I get for browsing reddit in class. Watched this and laughed my ass off and everyone stared at me

[–]AV3R4G3_J03 0 points1 point ago

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i can relate

[–]PariahFish 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT THE EFF DAVID BLAINE

[–]mightyneek 0 points1 point ago

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SMASH ALL OF TEH CARS!

[–]bakeonmypie 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that was the Mystery Machine at first. Them crazy kids!

[–]Jtownsend 0 points1 point ago

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[–]deuone 0 points1 point ago

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can't slow down or he'll blow up!

[–]paprik 0 points1 point ago

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this looks like a bus that russian SWAT uses for whatever they can use a bus. they probably had a strobe light on top and a siren.. and they have a right to do so.

[–]letsbefair1 0 points1 point ago

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just sent to co-workers without reading the description entirely...internet is no fun place

[–]SchrodingerE 0 points1 point ago

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Deleted scenes from SPEED 2 (the greatest movie of all time!!!)

[–]holdinicedteas 0 points1 point ago

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Must stay above 50 mph or the bus will explode!!!!

[–]Shurebis 0 points1 point ago

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DAMN, MR WHITE

[–]Derotide 0 points1 point ago

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why am i laughing so hard?

[–]boobunny25 0 points1 point ago

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This is wonderful. I laughed so hard. Thank you for this.

[–]mivacca2 0 points1 point ago

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Honey Badgers don't always drive buses, but when they do....

[–]wafety 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kumarldh -2 points-1 points ago

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Upvote if you have seen similar busses in Bangalore, India

[–]Ollikay -2 points-1 points ago

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That has got to be my new favourite gif! Love it! =)