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What the hell is going on in this courtroom? (img580.imageshack.us)

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[–]Havoc88 153 points154 points ago

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"Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed."

Source

[–]highguy420 25 points26 points ago

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TIL: Show the judge your undies = case dismissed.

[–]AllTattedUpJay 5 points6 points ago

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plea bargain, perhaps?

[–]whiskeytango55 3 points4 points ago

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Opening argument?

[–]spherexenon 0 points1 point ago

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her legal briefs were in order

Damn someone already said it....

[–]airportdrunk[S] 41 points42 points ago*

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You are an internet Sherlock Holmes.

[–]jimjamriff 4 points5 points ago

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Pretty damn good work.

So how did you research that photo anyway?

[–]Eruonen 4 points5 points ago

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I'm guessing a reverse image search tool, like tineye or nowadays even Google Image.

[–]Havoc88 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks man. I actually read about this case in an article some time ago. I just couldn't find the same article I read to cite the explanation. But I did remember the key components of the case and went off that.

[–]sirbruce 4 points5 points ago

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How did she establish those were the same bikini briefs? Did the prosecution stipulate that? Did a witness testify to that?

[–]AthlonRob 5 points6 points ago

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carbon date the snail trail

[–]int_argc 1 point2 points ago

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........ legal briefs. Got it.

[–]ledzep4life 46 points47 points ago

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Prosecutor: I object your honor! She is making a mockery of this courtroom!
Judge: .....I'll allow this....

[–]_langa_ 11 points12 points ago

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Judge: Miss, in my chambers please. Stripper: Private shows are $50 Judge: Over ruled!

[–]ledzep4life -2 points-1 points ago

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Judge: $50, please. I am holding you in contempt of court. Meet me in my dungeon...cough....I meet chambers.
Ice-T: Damn, that's messed up.

[–]db2 9 points10 points ago

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Scumbag Ice-T: makes Copkiller, a few years later plays a cop on TV.

[–]_langa_ 0 points1 point ago

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lol, "meet chambers"

[–]Salivation_Army 1 point2 points ago

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Meat chambers?

[–]baccart 0 points1 point ago

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Salivate on that

[–]_langa_ -1 points0 points ago

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Yes please!

[–]shadowguise 2 points3 points ago

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Judge's hand disappears underneath bench.

[–]RickDicolus 2 points3 points ago

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Judge: Overruled, please continue Ms. Stripper.

FTFY

[–]ledzep4life 10 points11 points ago

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But you better be going somewhere with this Ms. Stripper.

[–]siouxsie_sioux 23 points24 points ago

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"If you don't see the slit, you must acquit"

[–]uptwolait 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you're allowed to split pleas like that.

[–]Deradius 10 points11 points ago

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The judge needed to review her briefs.

[–]capnpitz 8 points9 points ago

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Can we have the court reporter read that back?

[–]kennansoft 6 points7 points ago

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I believe she is "presenting" some evidence...

[–]saldek 19 points20 points ago

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Her rebuttal.

[–]bogaut 4 points5 points ago

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"ill allow it."

[–]sekusu 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D3aRPJI1Tc&feature=player_detailpage#t=140s

[–]Stucco_x 5 points6 points ago

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Contempt?

[–]ironicbliss36 1 point2 points ago

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The judge just looks like he's thinking "I'm going to need more... evidence than that..."

[–]DoctorMiracles 1 point2 points ago

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And then they wonder why judges masturbate in court. Poor, poor Judges.

[–]FionnaTheHumanGirl 1 point2 points ago

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"...I'll allow it..."

[–]wedge77 1 point2 points ago

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Look Judge theres no drugs up my hole

[–]_MBW 1 point2 points ago

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finkle is einhorn... einhorn is finkle

[–]_langa_ 1 point2 points ago

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She's using the Chewbacca defence.

[–]Gregoff 0 points1 point ago*

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None of this makes sense!

[–]S0U7 0 points1 point ago

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Well that's one way to establish a plea of insanity.

[–]raydeen 0 points1 point ago

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She wants the judge to serve her some red, hot, throbbing justice.

Or he's lost his gavel and is looking everywhere for it.

[–]daleok 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently she is trying to make a plea bargain with the judge.

[–]clooth 0 points1 point ago

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This is NSFW?

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[–]clooth 0 points1 point ago

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Er, no?

[–]badasimo 0 points1 point ago

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Scoliosis test

[–]yousername 0 points1 point ago

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But your honor, vagina!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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For science!

[–]no_youarewrong 0 points1 point ago

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Exhibit A?

[–]Rsardinia 0 points1 point ago

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The judge was touching himself, I know this much.

[–]filterspam 0 points1 point ago

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Age old question being adjudicated: "Is my ass fat?"

[–]blakedood 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Ron Swanson is holding court.

[–]orkid68 0 points1 point ago

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That stenographer is recollecting younger days.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Will the defendant please approach the bench? Council did not adequately assess the panty line in question.

[–]Sonris 0 points1 point ago

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A woman showing bruises or injury of some kind I imagine.

[–]LiarKing 0 points1 point ago

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...I'll allow it.

[–]Sonris -1 points0 points ago

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A woman showing bruises or injury of some kind I imagine.

[–]Le_girlfriend11 -2 points-1 points ago

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Did she have to bend over like that to show bruises? She could have taken pictures, or show a nurse in private. I think the judge is getting a lap dance

[–]polar_rejection 1 point2 points ago

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You act like taking pictures during the black/white days was easy, or not labor intensive.

[–]Le_girlfriend11 -1 points0 points ago

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not saying it was, they're taking one here, they could just as easily take one discretely

[–]hereshowitis -1 points0 points ago

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This isn't 'the black/white days', this looks like the 1980's.

[–]tootubular -1 points0 points ago

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Bribery.

[–]shamoni -1 points0 points ago

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Tell them she's 17 years and 364 days old and Reddit Admins will probably work to ban that judge.

[–]Stucco_x -2 points-1 points ago

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Contempt?

[–]lu88ke -1 points0 points ago

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"indeed"

[–]sirbruce -1 points0 points ago

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Why is this tagged NSFW?

[–]HardcoreSects -1 points0 points ago

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Reminds me of that Whitest Kids U Know skit with the stripper in the courtroom.

[–]Gregoff -1 points0 points ago

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Now that's a skill that will get you a career

[–]matheron -1 points0 points ago

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Contempt.

[–]soggy_cereal -2 points-1 points ago

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I like the cardboard cutout of the bailiff.

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