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[–]Curmudgeon 2 points3 points ago

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  • your're *

[–]DoesNotNeedToBeAGif 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I was looking for you, buddy.

[–]AmorphisUniversm 3 points4 points ago

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I posted something to the effect of "having to wear eyeglasses is tragic", which I meant to convey with complete sincerity, as I personally have a very high prescription and glasses that I cannot go anywhere without. It was downvoted.

[–]Murrabbit 0 points1 point ago

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I looked into lasik eye surgery once under the impression that it was all done with laser beams. I got to the part about knife-in-eye and said to myself "Lol nope!" and have been proudly wearing my glasses ever since. I have enough trouble as it is just trying to put contacts in without having a scalpel peeling my cornea back.

[–]jakebluu 0 points1 point ago

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You'd have a higher chance of dying on the way to the surgery

[–]Murrabbit 0 points1 point ago

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Oh don't get me wrong, I don't think it'll kill me. I don't even think it'll blind me or harm me, I just think that it requires me to sit there very still while someone sticks a scalpel in my eye and peels back my cornea. So uh no deal there.

[–]Cronyx 0 points1 point ago

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I think, don't they, like give you a drug that makes you not care? Zone you out, as well as give you an anesthetic?

[–]Murrabbit 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know about the anesthetic - there's no nerve endings in your cornea so you should be ok there. But yes, there's a sedative. I've been sedated before. Makes me feel like a fucking zen master - but you know what? I'd still panic like fuck if a knife was coming at my eye.

[–]jakebluu 0 points1 point ago

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They don't put you to sleep?

FUCK THAT IM NOT GETTING LASIK EITHER ಠ_ಠ

[–]Murrabbit 0 points1 point ago

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No, because if you're asleep what happens? You close your damn eyes - that's very inconvenient. You also can't be told to stare straight ahead and don't flinch so the laser doesn't fuck your day right up. You have to be awake for the whole thing. They give you a sedative to calm your ass down and maybe make the idea of sitting and looking straight ahead while someone comes in from the side to slice your cornea open sound maybe a little less like it belongs in a fucking torture nightmare.

[–]jakebluu 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck man

[–]SolveigTheViking 0 points1 point ago

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i hate those normally, but when mixed with a few trees they are amazing

[–]Laundry_Hamper 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine them with big, stretched grey faces, head tilted back, oscillating gently as they squint down their noses at your clever, well-meaning words, a sandy "No... No. Th...that just won't do... No." blindly feeling its way through their pursed sun-damaged-paint lips, and their tendril-like, creaky, arthritic Grim-Reaper digit slowly clicking on the downvote button. Then, at the very corner of one side of their mouth, through the speck of off-white froth, a slight twitch expresses their absolute condensed joy at being able to cast a globule of their sadness and malaise toward you, repercussion-free. Fuck haters.

[–]spraypaintinur3rdeye 0 points1 point ago

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I sometimes downvote earnest comments because it makes me happy to imagine someone writing out a nice, sensible comment only to have it downvoted. I like to think about them being confused, 'what's wrong with my comment? :('.

[–]Captain_Slapahoe 0 points1 point ago

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You have to understand that people didn't like the Ernest movies... we don't wont you bringing it up all the time. Can't we just leave Mr. Worrell in the past -- where he belongs?

[–]entropy111 0 points1 point ago

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genius...saved.

[–]Silentwes 0 points1 point ago

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I got a downvote for saying Madonna uses steroids...I was fighting myself not to be like "why you gotta downvote the truth, HATER?!?!". I feel this.

[–]drevans18 0 points1 point ago

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Saw this on ffffound.com the other day.

[–]KyleGibson 0 points1 point ago

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This belongs on r/HIFW

[–]Elessedil[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Good to know for next time.

[–]Tigeroovy -2 points-1 points ago

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That and I usually picture some angry unwashed neck beard whining a bunch as he goes on a down vote rampage.