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[–][deleted] 63 points64 points ago

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Doo or doo not, there is no try.

[–]IIdsandsII 5 points6 points ago

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Some would beg to differ.

[–]JohnnyCashed 6 points7 points ago

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For a beggin' strip

[–]jeffAA 1 point2 points ago

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Mine! Mine! Mine! MINE!!!

[–]JohnnyCashed 1 point2 points ago

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Dogs don't know it's not bacon...

[–]aedile 2 points3 points ago

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Wait.... it's not bacon?

[–]JohnnyCashed 1 point2 points ago

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[–]crustalmighty 0 points1 point ago

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This is not the bacon you're looking for.

[–]JediMaster_Yoda 0 points1 point ago

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No.... there is another.

[–]erikthesloth 0 points1 point ago

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Lost it.

[–]Chubbstock 29 points30 points ago*

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Wait a sec, didn't someone try to post this same thing with a similar title but somehow tried to link to the file path on their own pc?

edit: It is!

[–]machpe 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Chubbstock 2 points3 points ago

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That's the one, thanks.

[–]Sharrakor 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder why that got so much attention...

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[–]hucknbid 1 point2 points ago

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In case anyone else has no idea what the Dunning-Kruger effect is.

The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled people make poor decisions and reach erroneous conclusions, but their incompetence denies them the metacognitive ability to recognize their mistakes.

Basically he's saying all of us are too damn idiotic to notice how fucking stupid we actually are.

[–]buddyholly92[S] 11 points12 points ago

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that's the joke

[–]kevbomb 7 points8 points ago

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I was worried I was the only one that got the reference.

[–]woofers02 0 points1 point ago

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I think Beachbum0112 may be this guy

[–]dr_mike_rithjin 17 points18 points ago*

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Yodawg.

EDIT: other yodawg.

[–]Peaches666 3 points4 points ago

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EDIT: other yodawg.

That is some shit right there.

[–]silentgiant87 1 point2 points ago

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Heard you like memes, i did...

[–]RepoRogue 0 points1 point ago

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That may be the most disturbing thing I've seen all day, still awesome though.

[–]HeroSmero 8 points9 points ago

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Yoda, a dog he is. [Fixed]

[–]splunge4me2 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously, why can't people use Yoda SyntaxTM correctly?

[–]a_bunnny 6 points7 points ago

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Fear is the path to the bark side.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I often wondered if dogs did ever poop in shoes. I mean, it seemed to me that while a dog may target their pooping to a certain area, they didn't have the capability to directly target something as small as the opening of a shoe so that the poop went IN the shoe. I assumed then that if a dog were to poop in a shoe it would be by mere coincidence and so should only happen rarely.

Then my friend got a husky he named Raiden. And that dog consistently shit directly into my shoes and my buddy's shoes. No one ever missed it and accidentally stuck their foot in shit, but I swear that is what the dog was going for. I think he was just racist against humans.

[–]tokkio 2 points3 points ago

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My dog was a great shoe pooper and my friend had the unfortunate experience of not looking while slipping on his shoes.

[–]jizzfart 4 points5 points ago

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uh oh! he had a stinky!

[–]r0rsch4ch 2 points3 points ago

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I was expecting a Toy Yoda.

[–]Justintime233 3 points4 points ago

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The odor is strong in this one.

[–]infinitivity 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks, I lol'd in class.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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How rude.

[–]ballstein 2 points3 points ago

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TIL Yoda is passive aggressive

[–]wildmonkeymind 1 point2 points ago

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Can't say I blame him.

[–]Theworldissofucked 1 point2 points ago

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looking totally stupid, I am

[–]GrooGrux 1 point2 points ago

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TripleUp Vote!

[–]seeasea 1 point2 points ago

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Totally read that in Yoda's voice

[–]JohnnyCashed 1 point2 points ago

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[–]AV3R4G3_J03 1 point2 points ago

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i can relate

[–]djdiggla 1 point2 points ago

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That seems like more of a cat move.

[–]SamWhite 1 point2 points ago

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The slow download of the second half of the jpg made that ten times as funny for me.

[–]ithrowfruitatpeople 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand how anyone could hear anything but Yoda's voice while reading that.

[–]Melodude 1 point2 points ago

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My dog is named Yoda!

[–]wtfwouldmazdo 1 point2 points ago

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ToYoda

[–]corporatevillain 1 point2 points ago

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Fear leads to the bark side!

[–]sweetnumb 1 point2 points ago

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Our dog actually IS named Yoda. He's a chihuahua and my dad actually started this website that has pictures of him: http://www.chihuahua-pictures.com/ He's too damn cute it's not fair.

[–]Lucky75 1 point2 points ago

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A Dog, Yoda is

[–]norsurfit 1 point2 points ago

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For 800 years, my tail, I have chased...

Never once, have I caught it.

[–]awertz23 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, I'm so glad people remember the guy who linked to his computer. I was afraid it was killed in the Great Chuck Testa Avalanche of '11

[–]faptastrophe 0 points1 point ago

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Nope.

[–]awertz23 0 points1 point ago

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Egad! Maybe it was killed, and this is merely a stuffed version!

[–]AMillionMonkeys 1 point2 points ago

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BUYS EWOK DOG
DRESSES IT AS YODA

[–]Consciouness 1 point2 points ago

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read this meme in yodas voice I did

[–]Marciwantsnosleep 0 points1 point ago

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AWH.

[–]NewSeams 0 points1 point ago

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Your dog has a bit of a dinosaur head.

[–]darwin_wins 0 points1 point ago

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YOda, dog he is.

FTFY

[–]mareanguis 0 points1 point ago

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If this post was a house, I would burn it down.

[–]TheBigMost 0 points1 point ago

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Trick or...oh... Treat it is, then!

[–]Vacantless 0 points1 point ago

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Phew... I really REALLY hoped it wasn't this old picture: (http://www.flickr.com/photos/edgillett/60914691/)

I was almost ready to quit Reddit if it was...

[–]nbshark 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pakattak 0 points1 point ago

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Who da man?

YODA MAN!

[–]ugladbro 0 points1 point ago

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Begun, these shit cleaning wars have.

[–]Kolbitos 0 points1 point ago

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This does not help me study redox reactions in class. Damn you.

[–]scenny 0 points1 point ago

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This...This gets an upvote

[–]FaceToTheFloor 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, why is the O capitalized? Is there a joke that I'm missing here? Was it just a typo? I honestly don't know, can someone help me out here?

[–]metaldarrol 0 points1 point ago

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There is another..........place that also have poop

[–]d4d65 0 points1 point ago

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It was Ryan not Wilfred!

[–]DHKai 0 points1 point ago

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1000th upvote = me

[–]Inneri 0 points1 point ago

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Death, that dog wants

[–]gliscameria 0 points1 point ago

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If my dog pooped in my shoe I would have one less dog and a greener garden.

[–]FatGuyANALLIttlecoat 0 points1 point ago

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Some asshole is turning this into an advice animal as we speak.

[–]discrocket 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who thought there would be a significance with "YO?"

[–]nolongerilurk 0 points1 point ago

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The fact that it has to load adds to the effect.

[–]ktothemo 0 points1 point ago

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His balls he licked before this pic.

[–]SKersh81 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap!

[–]PancakeMonkeypants 0 points1 point ago

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If not we should eat poops, poops why would there be?

[–]durtmcgurt 0 points1 point ago

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[–]chrisbx14x -3 points-2 points ago

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Nope, just Chuck Testa

[–]you-hate-to-see-this -3 points-2 points ago

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Ugh, you hate to see this.

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[–]Biaze 0 points1 point ago

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I doubt yoda shows up on the blogs of middle aged women