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[–]taario 58 points59 points ago

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"Oh no my legs are covered in bees."

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I thought he was half Ewok

[–]wambolicious 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to ask why his legs were made of thousands of toothpicks

[–]the_jules 0 points1 point ago

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Beads!

[–]TerryWulhulherher -2 points-1 points ago

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BEES?!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Gob's not on board.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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Ive never seen a photo of this kid with his eyes open.

[–]raskolnikov- 10 points11 points ago

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I think his cheeks are so fat that they push his eyes shut...or something. How's he get from place to place?

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 17 points18 points ago

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Echolocation.

[–]JonSherwell 8 points9 points ago

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Dollies?

[–]ReachingHorizons 16 points17 points ago

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Echorocation.*

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 3 points4 points ago

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ROR!

[–]Vortex17 2 points3 points ago

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And you know...hes Asian.

[–]raskolnikov- 1 point2 points ago

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It doesn't help things, at least.

[–]copenhagenlc 8 points9 points ago

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... I have seen him 100 times, and every single time it always amazes me how he can see. Not once have I seen him with his eyes open.

[–]BrainFever 0 points1 point ago

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metaphorically ironic

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points ago

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[–]beefpolice 14 points15 points ago

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First time i felt bad laughing in quite a while...

[–]Epifil 4 points5 points ago

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I read this in Trey Parker's chinese asian voice in City Sushi

http://youtu.be/_Nr94O1Vvjk

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Protip: Chinese accents don't prevent you from making 'W' sounds.

[–]BrainFever -3 points-2 points ago

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HAHAHAH ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS RACIST!!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, more like it's funny despite being racist. There's a difference.

[–]BrainFever -1 points0 points ago

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care to elaborate on the difference?

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[–]BrainFever 0 points1 point ago

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If you can't take the racism away and still have the joke then it isn't funny DESPITE being racist, if it were funny despite being racist you could remove the racist element and leave the joke.

Also, racism isn't ok just because it is incidental or subtle.

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[–]BrainFever 0 points1 point ago

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so why the racist element if it isn't necessary for the joke? it isnt like you don't have enough fat kids in the USA to make the joke a million times over...

You hardly have a watertight case that everyone finds this joke funny. Even on reddit, a generally racist-conducive environment, only 52% of people liked it. I don't find it funny at all.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA LA

[–]BrainFever 0 points1 point ago

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classic ignoramus.

[–]StatikDF 0 points1 point ago

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Lighten up

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Protip: Chinese accents don't prevent you from making 'W' sounds.

[–]crabula -1 points0 points ago

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OMG. I THANK U KIND SIR FOR THE ABUNDANCE OF LAUGHTER YOU HAVE JUST BESTOWED UPON ME. I SHALL UPVOTE ALL YOU HAVE EVER POSTED.

[–]jakjonsun82brian 6 points7 points ago

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the kid with the flip-flops is stylin

[–]Doxep 3 points4 points ago

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Does anybody know where this is from?

[–]stufff 7 points8 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hao has many toys at home but his favourite is Superman because, he says, 'Superman can fly and beat bad men!' When asked is he would like to fly like Superman Hao giggles and replies: 'No. I am too fat'.

This makes me sad.

[–]Doxep 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you!

[–]beanbeam 13 points14 points ago

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[–]kpkenned 2 points3 points ago

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I think Lil Wayne wears those same pants

[–]WiffleHat 1 point2 points ago

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Is his foot asleep, or is it just the new cool thing to drag your leg like a kid pretending to be retarded?

[–]KittenMilkComics 6 points7 points ago*

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"What do you mean an hour until lunch?"

[–]BreanaKathleen 1 point2 points ago

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why is he wearing such ridiculous pants

[–]AustinMiniMan 1 point2 points ago

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They fit.

[–]MagicPantsMachine 0 points1 point ago

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The first thing I thought when I opened this was, "The 90's sure were great!"

[–]Mike81890 1 point2 points ago

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I love these pictures because It's kind of cute, but then I get really sad because they'll probably die very early in life due to such awful health complications

[–]ballstein 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if gland issue or portions issue.

[–]purely_for_science 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Hehehehehahaha, childhood obesity.

[–]DrinkOranginaNaked 3 points4 points ago

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Hey here's something funny! This kid has a disease which requires him to take massive doses of steroids, which causes him to gain excessive weight and puff up like a marshmallow. Lol!

[–]CHEMO_ALIEN -2 points-1 points ago

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Actually, he just eats a lot.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Why they keep giving him more desk?

[–]ch33s3 2 points3 points ago

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No desk left behind.

[–]mattwzito 1 point2 points ago

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Welp, see you guys in hell!

[–]dontaxmebro 1 point2 points ago

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Guys please stop making fun of him. He is probably very sad and ronry.

[–]AustinMiniMan 0 points1 point ago

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Ronry, I'm Misser Ronry, I have nobory, to call my rone!

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[–]Doctor_Jackstraw 1 point2 points ago

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Very true.

[–]Doctor_Jackstraw -1 points0 points ago

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Very true.

[–]wilkinsk 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure i've seen this kid in other memes. Like the one with him in some sorta karate pose.

[–]M4rti 0 points1 point ago

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That's one hungry Satyr!

[–]The_Drunk_Satyr 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not hungry I'm drun-THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

[–]Monso 0 points1 point ago

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Read in Chris Farley's voice makes it infinitely funnier.

[–]Rampant_baconator 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone tell me who this kid is and why there are so many pictures of him?

[–]excutter 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control He's sexy and he knows it!

[–]Specifik 0 points1 point ago

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He looks exactly like my roommate o_O

[–]Kentravyon 0 points1 point ago

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"Have your parents hated you so much they dressed you in leopard skin pants?"

[–]A_P_90 0 points1 point ago

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Showed this to my sister and i am not fucking kidding this was her reaction and she was 100% serious;

"it's not that funny. He just ate a desk"

"oh no wait, he is hiding the desk with his belly"

[–]bipo -1 points0 points ago

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Ha, ha, ha, serious problems are so funny!!! Political correctness is bullshit, but laughing at something that makes someone's life miserable is despicable.

[–]empyreanmax 3 points4 points ago

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You can make funny jokes about things that aren't funny. In my opinion, nothing should be too taboo to make a joke about.

[–]euclio 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't change that Reddit's hypocrisy is just glaring...

[–]empyreanmax 0 points1 point ago

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Uh, what?

[–]euclio 0 points1 point ago

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On Reddit it's only ok to joke about certain things, regardless of how "taboo" the subject is.

[–]ChaoticEvil 0 points1 point ago

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What is it not okay to joke about?

[–]euclio 1 point2 points ago

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For example, most jokes about gay men are met with downvotes. On the other hand many racist comments I've seen upvoted to the top of threads. I'm not saying I approve of either of these examples, but it's a trend I've recognized.

[–]ChaoticEvil 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, I see your point. Reddit does tend to draw a very shaky line.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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prease rerax it's just a joke.

[–]DeanDaDream -1 points0 points ago

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nom nom nom nom

[–]Ordovician_Being -1 points0 points ago

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Thought it was ron ton soup.

[–]CompactedPrism -1 points0 points ago

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My first thought was Chunk from the Goonies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMr_9jw8Qb4&feature=related

[–]trumpet_23 -1 points0 points ago

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I should not be laughing this hard, but I just can't help myself.

I'm going straight to hell

[–]stuckinthemicrowave -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you, it has been so long since i laughed until my stomach hurt. This just made my day.

[–]MaryGB -2 points-1 points ago

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That is wrong, and i am wrong for laughing

[–]epliFe -2 points-1 points ago

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Haaa Haaa Ha ha ha!....i just shat myself!