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[–]MustStopMasturbating 30 points31 points ago

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SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

[–]dgiangiulio228 12 points13 points ago

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Or like me and my friends always said, Show me your boobs!

[–]ChokingVictim 5 points6 points ago

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Show me a moose!

[–]moosekaw 5 points6 points ago

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sup

[–]Evenged7x 2 points3 points ago

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Show me the News!

[–]ryanms15 2 points3 points ago

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Show me the booze!

[–]polygraf 4 points5 points ago

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Show me your pubes!

[–]theretheremrmagpie -1 points0 points ago

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Show me your muse!

[–]Naphnadiel 0 points1 point ago

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My friend always picks the pink costume and calls him Captain Fabulous. "Show me your shoesz!"

[–]duoizumi 0 points1 point ago

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Of course a race car driver would flirt mid-mortal combat.

[–]FalconPUNNCH 0 points1 point ago

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alright...

[–]NewScotlandBlues 28 points29 points ago

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*knee of justice

[–]calfonso 1 point2 points ago

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dat knee.....DAT LIGHTNING

[–]Lawlta 0 points1 point ago

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Except it's KNEE OF JUSTICE K.O. SHOW ME YOUR MOVES (full name, check the c-fal wiki, the super smash handbook, and your local c-fal library).

[–]stevieraykatz 0 points1 point ago

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We always called it the Electric Knee despite its less descriptive title.

[–]theretheremrmagpie -1 points0 points ago

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came here to say this

[–]kymuni 11 points12 points ago

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Something must be really screwed up if that's his reflex after a hit on the knee.

[–]calfonso 5 points6 points ago

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Nah man, thats just reaction. Someone fucks with him, they get the knee.

[–]Ottersteak 4 points5 points ago

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And the doctor must have about 400% damage already.

[–]asteur 3 points4 points ago

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came here to say the same thing!

[–]gnatinator 42 points43 points ago

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Credit the original author you punk: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/474093

[–]Rhacodactylus 0 points1 point ago

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Its good to see someone stand up for good in this sea of shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Happens on every thread

[–]redhatGizmo 0 points1 point ago

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LOWER DOWN THE VOLUME I REPEAT !!

[–]mbaker9 3 points4 points ago

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Why does poop fly everywhere?

[–]velocity010 2 points3 points ago

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YIIEEEESSS, c'mon

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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When you tap that spot on the knee, your knee doesn't move, from the knee down goes up @_@

[–]Entaris 7 points8 points ago

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Obviously the cap'n's reflex's are on a level we mortals cannot even begin to fathom. Move along, nothing to see here >.>

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Still, he would have kicked, not knee'd.

[–]Nathan_BS 2 points3 points ago

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whoosh

[–]Instant_Awesome 1 point2 points ago

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I'm confused by the color of that fluid. Is that just a mixture of all of his bodily fluids, since he likely exploded?

[–]DarnTheseSocks 1 point2 points ago

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He didn't explode, you can see his body at the edge of the debris.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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When cptn. Falcon does the knee of death, there's electricity for some reason. It's pretty satisfying in smash bros.

[–]Softcorps_dn 0 points1 point ago

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It's just dust from crashing through all the drywall/masonry.

[–]HungerSTGF 1 point2 points ago

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Is the brown streaks the doctor shitting himself out into the atmosphere? ಠ_ಠ

[–]bingram 1 point2 points ago

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electric knee of fury!

[–]Reiemna 1 point2 points ago

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knee of JUSTICE! CMON. YESSSSS.

[–]mahurtama -1 points0 points ago

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Whoa, you call it the Knee of Justice as well?

[–]Reiemna 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah haha

[–]cheblehbleh 1 point2 points ago

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Knee of justice! It has finally landed a shock! :D

[–]HauteLecture 5 points6 points ago

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[–]supersmashbro 0 points1 point ago

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FREE FOR ALL

[–]nick041 0 points1 point ago

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I enjoyed this more then I should have.

[–]MrZeroInterviewer 0 points1 point ago

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Now I'd like to get up close and personal with the champion! Champion! I'd like to interview you!

You had quite an elite life as a doctor. What's the first thing you want to do now you're back from the dead?

[–]kththth 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed out loudly in the library!

[–]Elshar 0 points1 point ago

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I guess the lesson to be learned by this is: When performing routine checkups on superheros/mutants/etc make sure to stand to the side.

[–]Ztwede 0 points1 point ago

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Prolly best GIF I have seen all month.!

[–]kwilerexy 0 points1 point ago

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caution: beware of falcon sex knee

[–]can_somebody_explain 0 points1 point ago

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The original Flash animation source : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/474093

A tap on the knee triggers the patellar reflex, causing the quadriceps to contract to protect the knee joint and to aid motion. This results in a kick motion rather than a kneeing motion. tl;dr: Captain Falcon is just a jerk.

(If you repost a post, I'll repost the comments)

[–]Bodhisattva314 0 points1 point ago

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a deep tendon reflex at the patellar tendon would cause knee extension, not hip flexion...

[–]whycats 0 points1 point ago

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Bronze Kneecap, anyone?

[–]sweatyballs27 0 points1 point ago

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used to just run around on Onett and knee the shit out of everybody. good times

[–]_langa_ 0 points1 point ago

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That was almost NSFW

[–]thatannoyingguy88 0 points1 point ago

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FALCON PUNCH! = best move ever, along with Links spin thing

[–]deejaypeetoo 3 points4 points ago

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No way. In melee, the knee of righteousness pwns falcon punch.

[–]Sizzleby 0 points1 point ago

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For sure. Two other guys would just be fighting, nothing too crazy. Then one of them gets knocked into the air and I come out of nowhere with the flying knee, so satisfying.

[–]ItsDangerousForABear 0 points1 point ago

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Link's Spin is called something like Kaiten Giri, which IIRC means Hurricane Slash/Spin.

[–]Martze 1 point2 points ago

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It was the Spin Attack in the old games, and that's what I'm sticking with.

[–]OBrien 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gunna go with Ganondorf's Warlock Punch.

[–]dgiangiulio228 -1 points0 points ago*

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Nah best and most frustrating was capt falcons, as we called it, "YES!" Attack (where he plants an explosive on there face or something ). We would be like man quit yessin the shit outa me this is gettin old

[–]cesiumpluswater 1 point2 points ago

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You mean the FALCON HUMP!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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awesome.

[–]arcor 0 points1 point ago

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WOA!

[–]Kiwi357 0 points1 point ago*

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http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/6SyF4.gif

ಠ_ಠ

Edit: Striked all asshole-ness.

[–]Hedja 1 point2 points ago

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Last one was almost a month ago. It's fine. There are new redditors every day that may have not seen it.

[–]Kiwi357 0 points1 point ago

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That's true. . .You know what, thank you for giving me that perspective.

[–]Mellonote 0 points1 point ago

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Falcon REPOST!!

[–]vonshavingcream -4 points-3 points ago

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This is technically inaccurate and bothers me to every extent. The knee would not move forward.

A more technically accurate depiction would be the foot coming up and ripping the doctor in half.

This is almost as bad as incorrect math in porn videos.

[–]Crimms 2 points3 points ago

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Part of the joke is that Captain Falcon is wired differently.

[–]somewhat_royal 0 points1 point ago

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You either don't get the reference, or cannot process humor.

[–]bensjammins -1 points0 points ago

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Ha.. n00b

[–]villagejester -1 points0 points ago

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Real life! maybe not NSFL but not pretty

[–]dannyXC -1 points0 points ago

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Falcon REPOST!!!!

on the same subreddit too; how dare you sir.

[–]scKittah -1 points0 points ago

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Its totally atomic knee from melee

[–]catatonic -1 points0 points ago

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Falcon REPOST!!!!!

[–]never_upvotes -2 points-1 points ago

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only upvoted cuz I pick falcon in melee O.o