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[–]addmoreice 5 points6 points ago

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I always know the second option is not really an option for me.

I missed something.

[–]bobabuibobabui 3 points4 points ago

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On the rare occasions that this has happened I'm initially convinced that I somehow commented out most of the code.

[–]hosnappp -2 points-1 points ago

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Cause that would be so easy, wouldn't it?

[–]bobabuibobabui 2 points3 points ago

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I know it seems highly unlikely that I could comment out the whole thing accidentally but in my mind at that instant that seems much more probable than writing the whole thing without any mistakes.

[–]Borkz 0 points1 point ago

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>Select block of code to copy
>Hit ctrl+c
>accidently hit ctrl+shift+c
>block of code now commented out

[–]ressis74 0 points1 point ago

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:( Why not extract code into function?

[–]hosnappp -1 points0 points ago

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Right, and it's so easy to fix... it would be so easy... Whereas most of the problems are not so obvious.

[–]SuperCoupe 1 point2 points ago

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Then you run it and it exits returning no error or usable result.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........

[–]SocialIssuesAhoy 1 point2 points ago

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Code NEVER compiles successfully at the first attempt unless you're missing something.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Is it an axiom ?

[–]Knails 0 points1 point ago

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It definitely should be.

[–]xjoep 1 point2 points ago

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It's always those damn :'s or ;'s >:s

[–]ElectronicDrug 1 point2 points ago

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Wait so ">:s" was a smiley?

[–]101Airborne 1 point2 points ago

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i feel like this in my inclass midterms.. i have 2 hours to compile a program, it WORKS!!... i sit there for 5 minutes trying to figure out what the fuck i did

[–]f1gm3nt3d 1 point2 points ago

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It's never "I am genius".

[–]parouuu 0 points1 point ago

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then you run it ans Segfault.

[–]jrhoffa 0 points1 point ago

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That's when you start reading the warning messages.

[–]ultifinitus 0 points1 point ago

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Only happens every third Thursday every 5th year- even then it's only when the narwhal turns into bacon.

[–]ashmc16 0 points1 point ago

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This is basically the story of my life

[–]grundose 0 points1 point ago

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After months of working on my company project of setting up a build automation system for one of our pieces of software it all finally worked. I started working on the next bit of software and it went through the first time.6 months later I still haven't officially launched the automation for the new project cause I still swear something must be wrong that I don't know about.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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trust your guts man. May the force be with you

[–]Guy-Manuel -1 points0 points ago

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Repost with the wrong meme?