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[–]SpermWhale 29 points30 points ago

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You're using feather duster wrong!

[–]free2care 2 points3 points ago

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Sometimes it's better to use a feather duster wrong!

[–]Rockon66 22 points23 points ago

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I watched it for about a minute before I relized it was a looping gif.

[–]shitterplug 19 points20 points ago

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What other kind of gif would it be?

[–]Guau 15 points16 points ago

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One like this

[–]sudo158 4 points5 points ago

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THE FUCK?!

[–]Berserk87 0 points1 point ago

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I knew it was a looping gif, but couldn't stop watching it.

[–]novemberdream07 14 points15 points ago

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That bird has reached cat-level of not giving a fuck.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 4 points5 points ago

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[–]littlelion2k 4 points5 points ago

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I must read this.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 1 point2 points ago

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It's a children's book series, first read "Jane on her own" as it's the first in the series, and even though it's a children's book series I find myself re-reading the books from time to time, some of my all time favorites from my childhood.

[–]littlelion2k 0 points1 point ago

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I remember reading some books by the same author, but I can't for the life of me remember which ones.

[–]free2care 20 points21 points ago

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(◔ ◡ ◔)

[–]itsprobablytrue 8 points9 points ago

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I punched my screen for no reason

[–]murderland 0 points1 point ago

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did your parents beat you?

[–]itsprobablytrue 1 point2 points ago

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Who hasnt been beaten as a kid? Serious question.

[–]murderland 0 points1 point ago

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my friend who's a girl wasn't : \

[–]free2care 0 points1 point ago

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There, there, it's ok. Let's talk about it over a nice cup of coffee.

[–]SuperiorToBoth 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason I was convinced those eyes were going to follow my cursor.

[–]Luminaire 1 point2 points ago

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Actually they follow your head.

[–]free2care 0 points1 point ago

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Now if just I knew how!

[–]ochosbantos 20 points21 points ago

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You should probably tweet about this

[–]howlinatthemoon 12 points13 points ago

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Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep

[–]still_asleep 2 points3 points ago

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Oh hai Mark!

[–]QuintonFlynn -1 points0 points ago

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You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

[–]TheJackB123 -5 points-4 points ago

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i did not hit her, i did naaht

[–]Richeh -1 points0 points ago

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WAAAAAAAAAARK

Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

WAAAAAAAAAARK

[–]sitruss 2 points3 points ago

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My resume is very impressive.

[–]JackAceHole 6 points7 points ago

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Cartoons have taught me that every time the wiper comes to rest, there should be an extra bird on it.

[–]HereIsTheVideo 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Throwawayname 4 points5 points ago*

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Either that or his feet are stuck. Jerk.

[–]Nourished 5 points6 points ago

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Who the fuck got out their video camera and turned on their windshield wiper

[–]jattea 3 points4 points ago

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You know it's not 1993 anymore, right?

[–]Nourished 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it. I was just wondering who decided to record themselves turning on their windshield wiper with a bird on it, because the most likely outcome in my mind is that the bird would get hurt.

[–]Nourished 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it. I was just wondering who decided to record themselves turning on their windshield wiper with a bird on it, because the most likely outcome in my mind is that the bird would get hurt.

[–]creamcheesefiasco 2 points3 points ago

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Why would someone do that to a bird??

[–]krylonultraflat 2 points3 points ago

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I work in the Financial District in NYC. Once there was a cement truck waiting to get into the WTC construction site outside the pizza place I usually stop to get a slice at during lunch.

Perched on the back of the mixer was a pigeon, who stubbornly refused to move despite the mixer rotating. It was like he was rolling on a log. He'd perch and maybe 3/4 a second later he'd have to walk forward. Perch, walk forward, perch.

Then the bus started driving off with him still walking on the thing. Something about being unable to get his footing short circuited his brain, apparently.

[–]gangy86 8 points9 points ago

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He doesn't give a hoot

[–]amiss 6 points7 points ago

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He doesn't let anything ruffle his feathers.

[–]Jealousy123 1 point2 points ago

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Honeybirdy just don't give a fuck.

[–]sukinonmybalzak 0 points1 point ago

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Honey badger gives less of a fuck

[–]FeedmyYeti 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't see anything at first, was staring at the cars in the background hoping they would do something

[–]simplystunned 1 point2 points ago

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You're tired. Go to bed.

[–]VioletLink 1 point2 points ago

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On that day not a single fuck was given.

[–]Soviet_Waffle -1 points0 points ago

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And 0 fucks were given that day.

[–]edit_life 0 points1 point ago

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haha i didn't see it first

[–]Juspeczyk 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I can hear the swishing.

[–]skippyG 0 points1 point ago

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. . . and not a single fuck was given . . . .

[–]lionsgraphics 0 points1 point ago

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Not a single fuck was given that day.

[–]barteezee 0 points1 point ago

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Every instinct in my body is telling me to fly away but that was fucking AMAZING! I hope I make it onto reddit!

[–]merik42 0 points1 point ago

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did it fall off yet? nope...

how about now? nope...

[–]axv136 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else just keep watching it?

[–]youngmonk 0 points1 point ago

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Every fuckin time.

[–]Cickle_Funts 0 points1 point ago

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canna i geta rewind

[–]Naphine 0 points1 point ago

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Yes...yes that's it. get it nice and clean. MORE TONGUE!

[–]CantHugEveryCat 0 points1 point ago

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Fågel! Du har fågel! Fågel, fågel, fågel! Hallå! Snälla, stanna! Fågel!

[–]hookedonponics 0 points1 point ago

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[–]gt1775 0 points1 point ago

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[–]suspiciously_calm 0 points1 point ago

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Wiper wipes, bird stays on. Can't explain that.

[–]Justavian -3 points-2 points ago

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If he was a boss, he would be inside the car, avoiding the rain - probably delegating authority to underlings. I'd say this is more like a stubborn bird with a good grip.

[–]sayhelloPete 1 point2 points ago

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He does it for the adrenaline, birds need kicks too

[–]sexgott 0 points1 point ago

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There was a somewhat long youtube clip of this, but it's been taken down. Don't know if someone reuploaded it :/

[–]Massa1337 -2 points-1 points ago

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not a single fuck was given that day