Facebook friends with most of my exes, seeing their statuses day to day makes me feel like this.

turnleftdale · 10 months

Not being facebook friends with exes: infinitely better.

khorve · 10 months

Except one of those bullet grazes is on your dick.

troll_flanders · 10 months

You can hide them from your news feed. That's what I do for any girl I've dated. You don't have to see them, and it's not as dramatic as "defriending" someone.

SwirlPiece_McCoy · 10 months

http://i.imgur.com/lMvbu.jpg

F-That · 10 months

I friend all my Ex's so they can see that I hit the gym while they got ugly.

addsense · 10 months

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barkingtele · 10 months

And then there is the Opposite. I have 1 ex who I thought I would marry and she gets hotter in every picture. She was a little nutty, but...... 'sigh'

Bloodglory · 10 months

Someone should really execute those exes.

[deleted] · 10 months

Why do you guys have so many exes?

MrDreamThief · 10 months

I saw a photo of my ex...FB suggested her as a friend...and I was thinking when I saw the photo: "what in God's name happened to that pretty young sweetheart I spent 10 years of my life with and who is that fat assed crazy woman in the photo?" So, just out of boredom because neither the Lions or Tigers were playing yesterday, I clicked on her profile. I have never been so happy that I got divorced from her. Holy moses, she weighs a ton, has skin sloughing off her face, looks like her teeth were purchased at Bennie's Five and Dime, her clothes from rejected Mel Trotter stores and a "girlfriend" who loves her for who she is. Needless to say, I slunk away hoping I left no tracks.

trueturns · 10 months

Why the hell are most men friends with their exes on Facebook? I sense some bitterness with mild notes of attraction still lingering. Move the fuck on with your lives. Sounds like these coveted exes did. ZING!

Colourflow · 10 months

And there's the opposite effect. Looking at my ex's profile that is now even more attractive, successful in her carrer as a dancer and happy with her new boyfriend.

I'm not jealous or anything. It just kind of brings me down and I start asking myself a lot of questions, like: "What if things happened differently?"

Oh well... que sera, sera. sigh

RUN_BKK · 10 months

I think the random posts that show up of your ex all over some douchebag are the bullets that barely clip Neo. But then your current BF/GF is Trinity coming over to blow those feeling's brains out.....I think I'm gonna go watch The Matrix again now.

Tetamania · 10 months

I friended an ex (the first love from 20 years ago) - it only took me 2 weeks to be reminded why we split up, and he became the first person I unfriended!

jordan314 · 10 months

Agreed :)
I enjoy subscribed > only important as well to reduce interactions with them.

SugarFreeTurkey · 10 months

This is relevant. Thanks for making me smile

zimmer199 · 10 months

Same here.

Zoned · 10 months

I can so relate to this.

sturg1dj · 10 months

HAHA...YES...AGREED....AND I AM YELLING THIS!

dgtlhrt · 10 months

I think I just "got" The Matrix.

I_Make_Gypsies_Cry · 10 months

Good gracious, I saw the title of this and the first thing I thought of was that scene. Well played sir.

_Jackal · 10 months

I have one that the stream of craziness was just too much so I had to unsubscribe. Still click her profile every once and a while just to confirm in my head why I left. She was the kind of girl who lived every second of her life on there.

gggggrrrrrrrrr · 10 months

i'm still facebook friends with all my exes, i never thought it was that unusual, but reading these comments, its seems like most people unfriend exes. that seems so odd to me...

beerboyben · 10 months

i try to stay freinds with all my exes,i try to keep having sex with them also

Rolling_Start · 10 months

I've had exes that have been great mutual break ups and we stay friends on facebook... then there's the exes who love to add you even though things ended messily. I don't understand why those people want to have any kind of connection after a train wreck. It feels better to let some things lie instead of dredging up bad memories.

[deleted] · 10 months

Totally agreed. Fat, pregnant, abortion, no jobs.

BattleHardened · 10 months

I hear that.

nikolaiFTW · 10 months

I tried to keep a current girlfriend off my facebook which had spawned way more fights than it was worth.

Swag_Turtle · 10 months

I finally got over my ex a few months after the breakup. Then I go on facebook and I see that she is newly fake married to the guy she cheated on me with... :(

ManlyMrManlyMan · 10 months

How is that even logical?

Teaguer · 10 months

I lol'd. I rarely do that. Upboat!

IceblinkLuck · 10 months

Seriously laughed so fucking hard at this, immediately linked it to my housemate. Brilliant.

[deleted] · 10 months

That is genius.

jumpup · 10 months

had ex who who had baby when she was 18, thank god it wasn't mine she now lives with her slightly abusive boyfriend, got fired from 5 minimum wage jobs and has spend 6 months in jail

sector6 · 10 months

Randomly alternating slow/fast clap.

jwalk830 · 10 months

Im guessing they went god crazy or some of them are pregnant.

PenisBakeMeAPancake · 10 months

Every status from every ex: "I have the best boyfriend ever!"

zsupreme · 10 months

ive got one ex that i blocked on facebook cuz i hated seeing/hearing her shit after 3 years.

Now, if im interested or talking to a girl, i NEVER add them on facebook and if i do, im cautious of my comments to her an dother girls.

Im 26 but still act like im in HS. feelsbadman.jpg

TheDoctorXI · 10 months

OP, you understand my life.

OrangeNova · 10 months

Man, I have had weird Exes and within a few weeks I have not had one that I missed for more than that and realized "Oh god what did I do those past few months...".

Basically most of my past relationships become inside joke fodder with all of my friends.

kidzior · 10 months

First of all - delete them!

DirtyWhoreMouth · 10 months

I feel this way about my redneck ex.

Never, ever ... EVER again.

sweatermaster · 10 months

this was awesome, and totally brightened my day. thanks!

BigOrangeBall · 10 months

I dunno. I am a domesticated mammal who is basically resting on my laurels now that my junk has been semi retired to the land of matrimony. I sort of enjoy browsing my newsfeed or friend list since I am on good terms with several exes and slept with most of my female friends over the years. It is sort of fun to look through my newsfeed or friend list and say "hit it, hit it, hit that one too, hit that one like a boss, etc." I know that this probably means that I am a vain selfish bastard, but what the hell. I get my kicks where I find them.

Edit: certainly there are some who were bullets I dodged, but there are quite a few that I don't regret at all and are still very attractive and interesting.

siris4444 · 10 months

This is the best thing I have seen on reddit all week.

architacos · 10 months

Thanks, best laugh I've had in reddit in a while! The wonders of relating to a post.

willdrillhard · 10 months

elaborate the analogy between the matrix and facebook please?

[deleted] · 10 months

I wish I could have ex's to awkwardly have on my facebook. Maybe then I'll feel something.

darkman41 · 10 months

I would say you were much more like this

jus_chillin · 10 months

This reminds me of a Brotip:

"A girl that will cheat for you, will cheat on you"

enjoy it and be thankful

i have removed all my ex's from my facebook, my last ex wanted to be friends when she cheated, but I told her fuck that, and cut off all contact

and then a couple days ago, she calls and hangs up without saying anything. These are low life people that decent people do not need to associate with, so no reason to keep them informed about your life. There a billion other fish in the sea, dont worry.

ClampingNomads · 10 months

You feel like a limbo dancing undertaker? Cool!

bricardo · 10 months

They never knew you were the one.

bricardo · 10 months

They never knew you were the one.

skintigh · 10 months

That is exactly how i felt looking up a bunch of girls who shunned me back in the day. They all plumped up good, most of them about 100 lbs.

Cognoggin · 10 months

You shouldn't run exes in Facebook, you could get a virus in your Matrix.

othbert · 10 months

2 of mine just got married within the last month... i'm totally with you dude

flyingchodes · 10 months

Fuckin +1 bro.. my ex has a baby hahaha posting dumb pictures and shit daily and "insightful" statuses as she thinks shes worldly...

jus_chillin · 10 months

It makes you feel like a hero who can slow down time and dodge bullets? It just makes me feel like shit.

phahoutthr · 10 months

My ex's have always been the ones to friend me...

[deleted] · 10 months

Must be nice... having exes. Some of us aren't so lucky

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