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[–]Spysix 52 points53 points ago

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I FUCKING LOVE BROCCOLI! WHEN I WAS A KID I WOULD PRETEND I WAS A DINOSAUR AND EAT THAT FUCKER LIKE IT WAS A TREE!!

[–]Jingy_ 19 points20 points ago

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HE IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS CHILDHOOD MEMORY!

[–]Volkamar 4 points5 points ago

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OR MAYBE HE WAS CELEBRATING BRIAN BLESSED'S BIRTHDAY!

[–]Jingy_ 2 points3 points ago

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THAT SHOULD TOTALLY BE A NEW HOLIDAY. WE ARE CELEBRATING IT RIGHT NOW AND IT IS WONDERFUL!

(technically, it's a late celebration now though, I look forward to next years)

[–]PedanticWaffle 2 points3 points ago

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I imagine you still do this? In public? With noises and gestures and all?

Please tell me you do.

[–]Spysix 2 points3 points ago

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Like a goddamn motherfuckin' brontosaurus!

My family and girlfriends all know of my hidden dinosaur.

[–]Torus2112 2 points3 points ago

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I DID THAT!

By did of course I mean as well as now.

I also actually like it too, boiled with some butter and lemon, das aright...

[–]FrostofSparta 2 points3 points ago

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Never lose your dinosaur...

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 1 point2 points ago

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Broccoli + homemade tomato sauce is pretty much the most delicious thing in the world.

[–]IRCHOE 3 points4 points ago

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oh my dear friend, you have not lived unless you put some melted cheese on that bad broccoli.

[–]Rorkimaru[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thats fantastic _^

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I would pretend that I was a race car and do nothing because broccoli isn't gas.

[–]omniscient_one 14 points15 points ago

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But... But, I love broccoli.

[–]Broccoli14 6 points7 points ago

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Me too. Me too.

[–]king_of_the_universe 21 points22 points ago

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[–]ordago 2 points3 points ago

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[–]aruv 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck you broccoli I still have your ugly twin cauliflower

[–]WE_ID 3 points4 points ago

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Who the fuck doesn't like broccoli?

[–]gfail 5 points6 points ago

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I melt pepper jack cheese on broccoli, and then I put it in my mouth.

[–]pldgnoauthority -1 points0 points ago

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Oh man I don't know, I kind of feel Velveeta is better.

[–]JustAZombie 2 points3 points ago

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Broccoli: Great vegetable, or greatest vegetable?

(answer: greatest vegetable)

[–]renegade222 3 points4 points ago

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What if I was covered with melted cheese, would that help?

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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The only way mom could get us to eat it.

[–]KatzMotel 0 points1 point ago

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Covering something with melted cheese always helps.

[–]eli_bread 1 point2 points ago

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LIES. I love me some goddamned broccoli.

[–]CarpeNivem 1 point2 points ago

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Uhm, okay. Then broccoli and I have an understanding. Good.

[–]meesebyte 1 point2 points ago

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Broccoli is delicious. I don't understand how anybody could not love it.

[–]IcedT 1 point2 points ago

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I said it before and I will say it now: Broccoli is fucking AMAZING!

[–]xKomrade 1 point2 points ago

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You better watch yourself, he has the death sentence on 12 systems!

[–]sayaandtenshi 1 point2 points ago

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Broccoli is fucking delicious.

[–]nightfan 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dieabetic 1 point2 points ago

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I was looking for someone to call 'em out. I bet the OP was the one voting you down...

Cheers my fellow anti-bullshitter!

[–]nightfan 1 point2 points ago

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Cheers, friend. And it's only been a month. At least they waited, not like some others who repost after not even 24 hrs, and get the same number of upvotes. The horror!

[–]r3john_10 0 points1 point ago

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I like them especially if its bake.

[–]TheShitOfABat 0 points1 point ago

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Broccoli is awesome.

[–]rubmytummy 0 points1 point ago

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Well, of course broccoli won't like you if you don't invite it to the party. The party in your tummy. :/ Oh God, I'm a parent.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love Broccoli! That's why I'd never want to tear him apart with my teeth and throw him in my stomach acid. What a cruel thing to do.

[–]NwsAt11 0 points1 point ago

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Love broccoli, but doesn't that look more like cauliflower?

[–]BuckeyeBentley 0 points1 point ago

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My friend doesn't like you...

[–]LOFTIE 0 points1 point ago

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Spiders live in there, between all the branches.

[–]platipress 0 points1 point ago

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Broccoli is delicious, but god does it give me gas!

[–]wickedcity 0 points1 point ago

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I can only eat broccoli if it's steamed. I can't eat it raw.

[–]Oswyt3hMihtig 0 points1 point ago

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Why would you ever eat broccoli raw? Of course you steam that shit.

[–]wickedcity 0 points1 point ago

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There are some people who do eat it raw with a dipping.

[–]mikeonthebass 0 points1 point ago

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[–]intangible-tangerine 0 points1 point ago

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Made Broccoli soup yesterday (with chicken stock, onion, garlic cream, mushrooms, cheese, parsley + paprika) it was lush. NOM NOM SLURP!

[–]8_bit_doctor_who 0 points1 point ago

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But....but.... Broccoli I love you!!!! Don't leave me!!!!!!

[–]sunkenOcean01 0 points1 point ago

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It's got the death sentence in twelve systems.

[–]TheHippieMuslim 0 points1 point ago

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I like broccoli -That one vegan guy at the Natural Foods store

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[–]bobobano 1 point2 points ago

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We are the 1%, it's not like we have jobs to go to ;D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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yay unemployment!

...

:(

[–]Ovapositor 0 points1 point ago

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Aw... Broccoli! I thought we had something special, but now I see our love was a lie.

BTW I gave you herpes. Jerk.

[–]bobobano 0 points1 point ago

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A pox on all who dont like broccoli, it's one of the best veggies out there, High in calcium, iron and fiber, absorbs and enhances the flavor of damned near everything else and even delicious on it's own when steam for 30 seconds.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Broccoli was great. I never ever hated it. I'd see it in cartoons and shit and the characters would be all grossed out, meanwhile I'm just gettin' hungry hombre.

[–]kabanaga 0 points1 point ago

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Our store ran out of broccoli.
Lockily.

[–]BabyEatingAtheist 0 points1 point ago

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Put some ranch on that bitch and it's delicious.

[–]Zombie_Lemur 0 points1 point ago

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I do this all the time. Mom- "The gravy isn't flavorful." Me- "Well the gravy doesn't thing you're flavorful either." Mom- <insert Okay Face here>

[–]StabbyStix 0 points1 point ago

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Lol. Silly faced brocolli.

[–]Monjara 0 points1 point ago

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Why is broccoli hated so much? It's delicious and it's a god damn tiny tree!

They're like the american Brussels Sprouts.

[–]Dontfeedthebears 0 points1 point ago

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srsly. Broccoli is fucking delicious. Just don't overcook it. The stalks are sweet, too! Buy it fresh and try it out.

[–]trihedron 0 points1 point ago

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I do love this stuff! http://i.imgur.com/WCtGG.jpg

[–]suck_it_trebek55 0 points1 point ago

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Broccoli with mayo. Challenge Accepted.

Fucking delicious.

[–]Shangheli 0 points1 point ago

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I don't like broccoli.

But I don't know if I've ever eaten it before. Is that bad?

[–]feisty_ranga 3 points4 points ago

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You always try before you say you don't like!! Didn't you get forced to sit at a table and made to eat everything on your plate?!

Seriously though, boil some up and melt cheese all over it, it's amazing!

[–]Turious 0 points1 point ago

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For sure, always try foods you haven't eaten before if you have a chance to. It can change your life. Worst that can happen is you don't like it, eat something else.

In my case, I'm not a fan of broccoli, but my family and most friends love it. I think it tastes like metal.