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[–]Forever_Stoopit 147 points148 points ago

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Hmmm . . . you sure these aren't gay porn screencaps?

[–]The_Director 124 points125 points ago

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12 guys 1 pool

[–]TrickyButManaged2Fap 39 points40 points ago

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I'd fap to that.

[–]feureau 7 points8 points ago

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Okay, let's see them.

[–]gynoceros 6 points7 points ago

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Is there anything that's OFF your list?

[–]KineticShampoo 2 points3 points ago

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Thugzilla.

[–]gynoceros 2 points3 points ago

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I can't find it online but details magazine one did a page where you had to figure out whether the pic was of a diver or a porn screenshot.

[–]lubak 1 point2 points ago

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No, they are unsuccessfully attempting the Yao Ming face

[–]eyal0 0 points1 point ago

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Same difference.

[–]firestorm117 0 points1 point ago

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Yea I was goinna say... this is one of the gayest things I've seen since that gay porn I was in... watched... never heard of!

[–]Frankenstooge 0 points1 point ago

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I'm beginning to understand Greg Louganis' intense fascination and subsequent mastery of the sport.

[–]-18 40 points41 points ago

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[–]Q-Pod 13 points14 points ago

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Is that shopped?

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 4 points5 points ago

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No

[–]Q-Pod 0 points1 point ago

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Well thanks for clarifying.

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 0 points1 point ago

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You're welcome.

[–]huggy12 73 points74 points ago

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[–]Lokonopa 7 points8 points ago

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It's all in the lolstache.

[–]ajed1250 2 points3 points ago

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Yep. I was about to say the guy looks like he put his knob in a toaster/plug socket, but the picture sums it up better.

[–]ChastityFairchild 59 points60 points ago

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IMPOSSIBRU!

[–]Vainglory 11 points12 points ago

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Everyone becomes asian when diving

[–]Oldsoul77 8 points9 points ago

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Sure it 's not special olympics ?

[–]retsof101 5 points6 points ago

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[–]TheLiberalSoup -1 points0 points ago

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You beat me to it

[–]phil_ch 27 points28 points ago

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I think it's photos taken in the toilet of a Mexican restaurant.

[–]FreeDirt 2 points3 points ago

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I was just thinking the last guy looks like he's pushing out his lungs. He's just trying so hard, 10/10.

[–]Deaththekid4 51 points52 points ago

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OH.. the many facial expressions you can have while taking a dump..

[–]grigri 18 points19 points ago

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This is going to make a HUGE splash!

[–]boywhocryswolf 2 points3 points ago

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We can't push it too much though.

[–]AviusQuovis 4 points5 points ago

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Well, I was trying to get to the front page with this, but I think that post has been washed out of the incoming stream- so here you go, guys.

Zoom and Enhance

[–]durashken 5 points6 points ago

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A good saturday-morning dump.

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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what about boxing

[–]El_Beato 15 points16 points ago

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They only have judges if someone doesn't get knocked out.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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they still have judges.

[–]Wandelation 6 points7 points ago

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If you show me a talent show where the winner knocked all competitors out, I'd be happy to call that a sport.

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 2 points3 points ago

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EXTREME BALLET

NEXT ON ESPN 9

[–]Sparkdog 0 points1 point ago

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..."The Nueve"

[–]thenuge26 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but the judges are paid to decide who wins before the fight, so they don't really count...

[–]Vainglory 1 point2 points ago

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Are you saying that hitting people isn't a talent?

[–]nomatu18935 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see any pecs in these photos.

[–]paw-paw 4 points5 points ago

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Pecs are pretty much a useless muscle to develop. I wish I had a diver's body.

[–]kabuto 8 points9 points ago

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They make my shirts too tight. Them and the lats. And the fat. Fat is stupid.

[–]paw-paw 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck fat

[–]cartlemmy 2 points3 points ago

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They become useful when my POS car breaks down and need to push it. Or when vending machines fall on top of me and I need to push them off.

[–]paw-paw 0 points1 point ago

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Well, pushing a car I would say is more leg power than pecs, which would just be to hold your arms stiff. But to lift something heavy off of you in a lying down position would be better with big ass pecs.

[–]HemHaw 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't say that. Moving your hands forward (like doing a pushup) or around the front of you is pretty useful I think.

[–]paw-paw 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't mean that they are useless muscles, just that developing them past certain points is.

[–]HemHaw 0 points1 point ago

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I think I got your meaning, but maybe you don't use them in as many activities as I thought. Throwing a punch seems to have little to do with your pectorals unless you do it a certain way.

Still, if you're into working out, there's nothing wrong with sculpting for aesthetics.

[–]paw-paw 0 points1 point ago

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As far as I can figure, triceps and shoulders have more to do with punching. Yeah, I think it's pretty much aesthetics that makes people really work their chests, but I can't think of anything more grotesque than bulging pectorals.

I'm not a body-builder or athlete though, so I don't know much, but I'm pretty sure I've read about this stuff in body-building book at some point and remembered it cos it struck me as funny.

[–]mondaysmyday 8 points9 points ago

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Ah the art of reposts. Must . . . learn. KARMAAAAAAAAA

[–]gfail 11 points12 points ago

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They could've also been taken during painfully large shits… I guess we'll never really know.

[–]brett- 21 points22 points ago

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[–]away_withthe_fairies 10 points11 points ago

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holy jesus! It SHOT out of him!

[–]artr 5 points6 points ago

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reading this before watching the video made it so much better

[–]yetanotherx 0 points1 point ago

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And on your reddit birthday too! Thank you!

[–]fazzah 0 points1 point ago

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The bricks were shat.

[–]adventurebear33 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Nadialy5 8 points9 points ago

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She looks like a high elf from Oblivion.

[–]filterspam 2 points3 points ago

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This looks like total blow a blood vessel type shit.

[–]blatently_blunt 6 points7 points ago

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OR...

Photos taken in the middle of orgasm.

[–]Tashre 3 points4 points ago

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Second to last one is me...

[–]AwesomeKickass 1 point2 points ago

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no female olympic divers?

[–]femaleoninternets 1 point2 points ago

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Where's the female version ? I dare say it may be funnier :[]

[–]MysticX 1 point2 points ago

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Middle row, second in on left = predator?

[–]RedBooty6969 1 point2 points ago

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I like the guy taking a shit upside down.

[–]HipsterDog98 1 point2 points ago

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IMPOSSIBRUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Guentzer 1 point2 points ago

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Why can´t i stop thinking "IMPOSSIBRU"?

[–]Grizzly_Bob 3 points4 points ago

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Hey water, I'M CUMMING!

[–]bigblackpoppajesuz 1 point2 points ago

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These are my sex faces.

[–]Teotwawki69 1 point2 points ago

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AKA pictures taken during surprise anal.

[–]beggarinthesand 1 point2 points ago

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"Second column = guy going supersayain."

Third column= guy shitting out another guy ontop of a not-so happy about it third guy.

[–]Burke_Of_Yorkshire 0 points1 point ago

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I nearly lost it when I saw the second to last one

[–]DynamiteWthLaserBeam 0 points1 point ago

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why does the first guy have ping-pong balls for big toes

[–]Mckerlie 0 points1 point ago

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It's wrapping around them so that when they hit the water they aren't damaged.

[–]Fambida 0 points1 point ago

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Oh wow, that's great shoop fodder.

[–]TheBigBomma 0 points1 point ago

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I love how the guy top left is like "What the fuck is that on my dick!?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Top row second from left: COOL STORY BRO

[–]cjk105 0 points1 point ago

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I can already see the [FIXED]. Epic Shits*

[–]trousersmurph 0 points1 point ago

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the title's wrong, "photos taken in the middle of anal sex" is the correct one.

[–]coffeepls 0 points1 point ago

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And I thought boys' bits were ugly...

[–]TrashAudio 0 points1 point ago

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At least one of these will become a /F7U12 meme; Row 2, Column 2 is my guess.

[–]CallmeSirBoy 0 points1 point ago

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That must had been one big motherfucking brick that they shat!

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

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What they didn't show you was that they're all on toilets

[–]mewtashun 0 points1 point ago

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x/post from O faces?

[–]wytewydow 0 points1 point ago

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I often imagine the subjects of photos are farting; some of these are exceptional.

[–]thalescosta 0 points1 point ago

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they all look like if they were taking a massive shit

[–]hypfie 0 points1 point ago

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more like Photos taken in the middle of Olympic shits

[–]dsarola 0 points1 point ago

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Bottom right, best giant poop face ever.

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

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"The Most Painful Dump You'll Ever Take."

[–]haxney 0 points1 point ago

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They went full retard.

[–]rawbface 0 points1 point ago

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Second row, second pic looks like Predator.

[–]Aggnavarius 0 points1 point ago

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This is a pretty good Ex lax commercial all by itself.

[–]MsgGodzilla 0 points1 point ago

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Top row third from the left. Hit the blunt before his dive.

[–]The_Real_Baldero 0 points1 point ago

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Waking up to see this in the morning... This made my day so far.

[–]Myrizz 0 points1 point ago

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poor blokes

[–]wfarighi 0 points1 point ago

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Suddenly jizz in pants

[–]j0a3k 0 points1 point ago

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SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

[–]-light- 0 points1 point ago

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2nd one, I think hes going super saiyan .-.

[–]WizardOfAhhhs 0 points1 point ago

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Photos taken in the middle of Surprise Buttsecks.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I like the two zen faces.

[–]purpleclouds 0 points1 point ago

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Lol this should be labeled NSFW

[–]Reynyana 0 points1 point ago

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see post, predict the nature of the comments, click comments page, Predictions are correct.

[–]psychopete 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm... New rage faces?

[–]myeverymovment 0 points1 point ago

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Next to the last guy looks high as fuck. Last guy looks like he's taking a monster shit.

[–]MetaphorSoup 0 points1 point ago

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Those must be turned into rage faces.

[–]Johnny82 0 points1 point ago

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TIL every Olympic diver is Asian.

[–]kngus 0 points1 point ago

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Photos taken in the middle of olympic shits

[–]Yewbert 0 points1 point ago

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Photos taken in the middle of Olympic poops you say?

[–]fucking_leverpostej 0 points1 point ago

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Like somebody wrote the last time this was posted: Second column from left looks like a dude going Super Saiyan.

[–]zuzmlu 0 points1 point ago

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Bottom row from right to left shows a man turning into a super saiyan

[–]Grant1231 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like every time I take a shit I am really training to be an Olympic diver.

[–]herhighness 0 points1 point ago

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I make these faces when I poop.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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laxative anyone..??

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Top left corner is the hilarious.

[–]cdmPSU17 0 points1 point ago

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Row 3, column 3--Joey Barton?

[–]wjjeeper 0 points1 point ago

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Queue Adam Sandler: Are these guys Olympic divers, orrrrrr....having gay sex?

[–]viralplatipuss 0 points1 point ago

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The top half of the '1 man 1 jar' video you never get to see.

[–]Autsin 0 points1 point ago

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I foresee new rage faces emerging from this...

[–]Whitehead3129 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like faces I make sitting on the toilet.

[–]justiceguy216 0 points1 point ago

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Those could all be made into Rage Faces, just sayin'

[–]elko 0 points1 point ago

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belongs in r/o_faces

[–]gustoid 0 points1 point ago

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They should lose style points for ugly!

[–]somethinginsideme 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure the guy in the upper right isn't wearing any pants. Wait for it...

[–]TheLiberalSoup 0 points1 point ago

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IMPOSSIBRU!

[–]pjefflai 0 points1 point ago

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the 1st, 3rd, 4th, and 7th picture are actual diving photos, the rest are simply ppl taking a dump and they added it in here.

[–]stantonbarbas 0 points1 point ago

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lol they all look like their all taking a violent shit

[–]DisplacedLeprechaun 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't read the title and clicked, then spent ten minutes wondering what the fuck these guys ate that made them shit so hard.

[–]SirPsychoStanky 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a bad case of vinegar strokes to me.

[–]Oiiack 0 points1 point ago

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It's even funnier if you imagine those aren't their legs.

[–]elegantwino 0 points1 point ago

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DAE think it looks like they all straining to take a mighty dump?

[–]SHOELACEx3 0 points1 point ago

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Are they diving or giving birth?

[–]grey_cooper 0 points1 point ago

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Need more fiber in their diet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit this is awesome. The second row, second picture is ridiculous.

[–]Gemdiver 0 points1 point ago

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IMPOSSIBRU!!!

[–]kayvman 0 points1 point ago

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These are pictures of people in the Hardee's bathroom after their meal.

[–]Ninjatree 0 points1 point ago

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They probably can break a baseball bat in two, using their sphincter in that very moment.

[–]obievil 0 points1 point ago

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They all look like they are all in various stages of taking a ferocious dump

[–]darkangelx 0 points1 point ago

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Not gay porn... oops my bad...

[–]martae91 -1 points0 points ago

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Must. Get. Poo. Out. Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]irrelefante 0 points1 point ago

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lol penis in their butt

[–]wazzaa4u 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it guys... this is how I normally poop

[–]sailawaysail -1 points0 points ago

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REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST

[–]sigilvii -4 points-3 points ago

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To the Front Page!

[–]Instant_Awesome -1 points0 points ago

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Phillips has gelcaps!

[–]stubomb -1 points0 points ago

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Photo actually taken right after being punched

[–]iwishiwereyou -1 points0 points ago

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They are all pooping. ALL OF THEM!

And now I never want to go in an Olympic diving pool...

[–]magicwizardbacon -2 points-1 points ago

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Looks like they are all taking massive shits

[–]scarystuff -1 points0 points ago

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hehe, it reminds me of when you shake your head from side to side and take a picture of it. Results are hilarious! Post your best ones :)

[–]How_Bout_That 0 points1 point ago

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Jowling. I saw a news piece about it.... I was IN the news piece about it!

[–]crouchyy -2 points-1 points ago

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You could retitle this "reactions to bj's"

[–]w1ll1amz -2 points-1 points ago

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Fuck man I'm laughing so much right now

[–]YoungTroll -2 points-1 points ago

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It looks like they suffered from a shot of acid.

[–]kampangptlk -3 points-2 points ago

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I didn't know Yao Ming do diving too. TIL.

[–]seniiju -1 points0 points ago

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and i thought the people on my soccer team made weird faces when they kick the ball...