Fuck you Jesus get your own heroin

MasochisticDeadHorse · 12 months

Nunchucks, a prop skull, AND PLAYING CARDS?? This is one bad apple.

Jeffislive · 12 months

I love the nunchucks hanging on the doorknob...

euphemistic · 12 months

I love how the artist has taken the time to lay out all the man's vices in addition to drug addiction throughout the image.

Guns, booze, gambling, lopsided lampshade and scented candle....

Shoresee · 12 months

every time you do drugs, Jesus does some with you

herpaderp420 · 12 months

I never realized Billy Ray Cyrus had such a problem

Eapz · 12 months

Someone might want to warn the Christians that this is what's in the blood of Christ..

SirRealle · 12 months

Wow, the artist really knew the details of drug culture, like the way every addict has a skull on a table.

tftpboot · 12 months

Who does heroin before they smoke their doobie and sniffs a little coke?

Jesus!

Scadilla · 12 months

What happens when Jesus is too busy to step in and junkie steps up his dosage to an unsafe amount, because he hasn't been getting a good high due to Jesus hogging it all up?

Rockemsockemrobots · 12 months

A one armed man, helping out a Jesus in need.

DigitalEvil · 12 months

Don't be fooled, yo. Jesus always puts in his share for the shit.

littlestantisemite · 12 months

jesus stealing all my heroin like the thieving jew he is >:C

MindCorrupt · 12 months

Im pretty sure jesus stole my VCR last night.

SirRealle · 12 months

He was just trying to give him a reach around! Now Jesus has dirty needle AIDS

Man_the_upboats · 12 months

Absolutely relevant and hilarious

[deleted] · 12 months

I'm glad it's not baby Jesus taking that dose.

cupsarap · 12 months

He makes the same face when he masturbates too.

Logisteini · 12 months

Never knew Jesus has a tatoo

boomerthemoose · 12 months

Is it just me, or does Jesus look like he's really enjoying that?

[deleted] · 12 months

Give him some, his dad invented heroin.

SirRealle · 12 months

I must have missed this part of Trainspotting.

desertdogkai · 12 months

Jesus is RIPPED!

Dresden_skyline · 12 months

What a fucking mooch.Get your own.

F-Stop · 12 months

I bought this for my buddy. It came from one of the many little religious artisan shacks found near Gatlinburg, TN.

ISOCRACY · 12 months

Light my candels in a daze 'cause I found god...

MachiavelliV · 12 months

Jesus take the wheel!!!!

"But Jesus... it's a double yellow!"

RIPdig · 12 months

So glad this ins't about masturbation.

JVanity · 12 months

Never met a junkie with such good muscle tone.

JCelsius · 12 months

"Jesus Shootin' Heroine!"

ptlepore · 12 months

At least he has a scented candle.

iwidiwin · 12 months

Billy Ray Cyrus has officially hit rock bottom.

trollaltdelete · 12 months

The artist who drew this picture, was very involved in the drug culture. He was at his very lowest point, and would up at Dunklin Memorial Camp, where he became a born again christian and was forever changed. Here is a link to the website. http://www.dunklin.org/index.php I have met the founder of that site, and it and incredible story. I know a few people who have "graduated" from there and I can tell you there is nothing cooler than knowing someone who is a total junkie, and then to see them 2 years later, a totally changed person. They do wonderful things at that camp

Eustis · 12 months

This picture makes me inexplicably sad.

SmokinDynamite · 12 months

I'm not sure what is the meaning of this

AustinG08 · 12 months

haha i get it, jesus is white

Cheddarwurst · 12 months

Come to think of it, he's probably stealing everybody's drugs, probably having everybody's sex too, the dirty bastard.

Lordjizzim · 12 months

Is Jesus...Is Jesus Christ, our holy savior, fisting that man?!

guggs · 12 months

I would think that all of his substance abuse would cancel out. He's drinking, smoking weed, shooting up, and railing some blow.

BigAntsAreSmall · 12 months

I thought that was Julian from Trailer Park Boys

ganondwarf · 12 months

It's Jesus' arm he's shooting tho.

Korrugate · 12 months

what is this I don't even

TMox · 12 months

Guy looks pretty buff for a junkie. I guess that's 'cause the drug are getting hijacked.

CanusNero · 12 months

Jesus has sweet tats.

rugger88 · 12 months

the junkie is in great shape!

Sarah_Connor · 12 months

I love the crackling paint in the background is a world map - though you can only see the western hemisphere...

wangotango22 · 12 months

If that methed out trucker wasn't in the picture, I'd swear this was the den of 14 year old boys.

I mean what's with the skull.

And why does Jesus have a tattoo?

Damn, this is the greatest picture ever.

TheTwist · 12 months

Ah yes, the old "fool the guy into thinking your arm is his and then take his heroin" trick. Very shrewd, Jesus.

thelakesouth · 12 months

Where is Jesus' other arm? Is the one with the tattoo his or is it not visible in the picture?

chestnut21 · 12 months

Is it just me or does this look like Julian from The Trailer Park Boys?

[deleted] · 12 months

nice tats jesus

sagev_efil · 12 months

What is the origin of this image?

TheRaneMan · 12 months

Dude, Jesus is ripped.

WaitThisIsntDigg · 12 months

Man, I didn't know Jesus was such a wimp. 6000 years and he still cant do drugs with a straight face?

Sir_Derp_Herpington · 12 months

Wait... does anyone else see that it's Jesus' arm?

CONSPIRACY!

SweetLeafKush · 12 months

The man is a body building, coke snorting, heroin using, most likely bad ass alcoholic. I don't think jesus needs to lend a hand with that man's man. lol

AngryPeanutMan · 9 months

Holy shit it's Dave Grohl

Temenes · 12 months

Who drew this? What kind of junkie has a skull? Real skulls can bring in some nice cash..

jakarta_guy · 12 months

Would be great for Halloween costum

Coloreater · 12 months

Julian!

spriggig · 12 months

Jesus would have been black.

bldl · 12 months

TIL Jesus has a sweet tribal band.

Mjecastilow · 12 months

I find picture easy to masturbate too :)

cosmoskatten · 12 months

Wow, this is older then me. My mother saw this on the internet back in -89, gave birth to me and wow, full circle.

schroedingers_hat · 12 months

Why paint peeling in shape of Americas?

thedude213 · 12 months

Why the hell is there a map of north and south america on the wall?

nick041 · 12 months

I hate this Jesus shit. Anyone see the picture of Jesus arm wrestling Satan? How fucking stupid.

HeirTaylor · 12 months

this kinda grosses me out

dangelica679 · 12 months

i think the idea is that youre supposed to be confused about whose arm it is.

buster2 · 12 months

Where is J's left arm? Looks like he is having his pal shoot him up?

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