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[–]lychee-twist 50 points51 points ago

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He's holding Jafar's lamp. If he showed her any world, it was an evil one filled with annoying parrots.

[–]nandeEbisu 22 points23 points ago

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Hey, Gilbert Gottfried has the voice of an angel!

[–]daeedorian 6 points7 points ago

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You can never quite hear his voice the same way after hearing him tell his take on The Aristocrats. (NSFW-ish language)

[–]nandeEbisu 5 points6 points ago

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Honestly, to this day i do not get why people find that joke as funny as they do, it's like a pre-youtube 2 girls 1 cup!

[–]daeedorian 9 points10 points ago

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It's not really the content of the joke that people find so amusing, it's the level of sick creativity demonstrated by the joker. That's why it's considered the original comic's joke.

[–]flawedless 1 point2 points ago

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If you don't laugh at Gilbert Gottfried's rendition, then maybe comedy just isn't for you.

[–]zem 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, me neither

[–]jeffAA 0 points1 point ago

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I just read that in his voice.

[–]LordGrey 23 points24 points ago

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[–]bowties_are_cool_ 6 points7 points ago

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Universes are cool.

[–]L4R 15 points16 points ago

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Now, when you said you'd "take me over, sideways and under..."

[–]SorryItsMyFirstDay 6 points7 points ago

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"carpet ride?"

bitch, pull up that nasty persian rug and lemme see some smooth flooring

[–]Srava 1 point2 points ago

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Replace every instance of "eyes," in A Whole New World with "thighs."

[–]sexgott 3 points4 points ago

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I can open your thighs, take you wonder by wonder

over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride

a whole new world

a new fantastic point of view

noone to tell us no, or where to go

or say we're only dreaming

ok I'm too lazy to do the rest, but there was only one occurence of "eyes" in there....

[–]Srava 5 points6 points ago

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"Don't you dare close your thighs."

[–]l3wi 5 points6 points ago

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Seems like Aladin's the bitch in the relationship.

[–]visok 3 points4 points ago

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[–]FarazParsa 1 point2 points ago

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You're the boss, the king, the Shah! Say what you wish- it's yours, true dish! How about a little more baklavaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

[–]lukeacola 1 point2 points ago

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My friend made this. I must tell him

[–]omgzface 1 point2 points ago

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I should get a tiger, bitches love tigers.

[–]danr3l 4 points5 points ago

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They don't love poor guys though.

[–]jasmaree 1 point2 points ago

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They don't like liars.

FTFY. I always hated Aladdin.

[–]FunkyMonks 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously, this again?

[–]Chadwag 1 point2 points ago

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Uh oh, punchline in the title.

[–]Democritus477 1 point2 points ago

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Where's the joke?

[–]missing-alt-text -1 points0 points ago

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Screen capture from the movie Disney's Aladdin showing Aladdin holding the lamp and the Genie standing with his arm around Aladdin. They look into each other's eyes. Caption says:

I showed that bitch the world.

Bitches love worlds.

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[–]bowties_are_cool_ 0 points1 point ago

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When he went to china, I was expecting for him to appear in the background of Mulan.

[–]Wordwench 0 points1 point ago

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Dissapointed because I thought this initially said, "Bitches love words."

Carry on.

[–]mdk2all 0 points1 point ago

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IIRC, his world was shining, shimmering, and fucking splendid.

[–]SpaizKadett 0 points1 point ago

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What's that smurf doing in the picture?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No according to Ed Wuncler, bitches love smiley faces. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT2eOGZzRGI

[–]Nikittele 0 points1 point ago

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You know, as a kid I never realized they actually flew all over the world. When I re watched it a couple of years ago I noticed the Asian style rooftops and the dragon, it blew my mind.

[–]Omgpolly 0 points1 point ago

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Brb, buying Minecraft.

[–]Brittsmac 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Tenoke[!] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Cacawbirds 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer the other image this text is usually coupled with.

[–]thesliz 0 points1 point ago

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This would be waaaay funnier if it was Matt Smith.

[–]wise_comment 0 points1 point ago

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Tell that bitch the truth

Bitches love truths

[–]ShaggyBalls 0 points1 point ago

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Glad I wasted a click to read the punch line twice. ಠ_ಠ

[–]imgur-mirror-bot -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]jjsreddit -2 points-1 points ago

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did you guys know that Robin Williams was the voice of genie?

[–]thecoffee 0 points1 point ago

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No it was Homer Simpson.

[–]BohmaJenkins 0 points1 point ago

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Did you know that Steve from Full House did the voice of Aladdin?

[–]HerrShaun -2 points-1 points ago

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Am I the only person who has never found "Bitches love X" jokes funny?

[–]Dominiking -1 points0 points ago

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Would work better with Kingdom Hearts.

[–]keikii -1 points0 points ago

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I can show you the world

[–]soyabstemio -1 points0 points ago

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Can we stop with this stupid meme now?

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[–]tacogato[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Wait, what? I am a woman. I just do it for the lulz.

[–]jasmaree -2 points-1 points ago

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It's supposed to be sexist. It's part of the humor. The original quote was spoken by a rich wannabe gangster living in the suburbs and was about smiley faces.

[–]tenshimaru -5 points-4 points ago

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Hey, buddy! Fuck you!

[–]tangibly -2 points-1 points ago

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From the title I definitely thought this was going to be about Mormonism...

[–]gentlebot -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]thecoffee -1 points0 points ago

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He's only Chinese because Arabs in Muslim countries are not exotic.