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[–]mancusod 37 points38 points ago

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I refuse to buy such high maintenance clothes. If they require me to wash my butt I say goodday, sir.

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

(╯°□°)╯︵ posnɔuɐɯ

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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The redditor who made the comment I ಠ_ಠ'd

[–]minche 1 point2 points ago

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what did it say ಠ_ಠ

[–]WDoE 10 points11 points ago

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You should always wash your butt and your testical-burkas, or else you might get that distinctive pube/butthole flavored sweat smell.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Flavored? Flavored?

[–]xmsxms 10 points11 points ago

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You're right, that should be "Flavoured".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It would appear that we're on opposite sides of the pond, my good sir.

[–]schluecker 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should contact Haggen-Dazs.

[–]skyroket 0 points1 point ago

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Scented?

[–]GeorgeThaGreek 7 points8 points ago

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Gotta wash your ass, if you must.

[–]Mr_Everidge 3 points4 points ago

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Gotta brush your teeth, if you must.

[–]LiveAtTheRegal 2 points3 points ago

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Or else you'll be FUNNKKAAAAY

[–]schluecker -1 points0 points ago

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Or else you'll be funkaayyy!

[–]schluecker 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta wash your hair, if you must

[–]markeo 14 points15 points ago

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The next line also contains good advice too.

[–]em_blem 0 points1 point ago

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"keep away from" <--- Thats good advice? o_o

[–]markeo 3 points4 points ago

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Umm...keep reading.

[–]xmsxms 0 points1 point ago

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He said "line" not "lines".

[–]em_blem 0 points1 point ago

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They hate me for reading :(

[–]saiuke[S] 0 points1 point ago

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indeed it does

[–]neekankakanbraeen -3 points-2 points ago

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There's only lack of advice like "give it to your wife if you don't know how to wash it".

[–]Norrbotten 5 points6 points ago

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This shirt was tested on animals. It didn't fit.

[–]cjhelms 0 points1 point ago

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That was from a Top Gear shirt, right?

[–]Norrbotten 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Hirschgeweih 10 points11 points ago

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I love the one on my shirt: http://i.imgur.com/GZngv.jpg

[–]jjremy 5 points6 points ago

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[–]skyroket 1 point2 points ago

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[–]EmSixTeen 0 points1 point ago

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I never normally Ctrl+F + upvote, but.. This once I shall.

[–]seehadreddit 4 points5 points ago

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Well done. May I ask the brand? or clothing type?

[–]j-mar 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't feel like taking them off of me

I got up and checked my jersey - same label.

[–]alecofosho 1 point2 points ago

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hahaha gotta love 5 ultimate jerseys. came here to post the same thing.

[–]missing-alt-text 10 points11 points ago

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Photo of a garment laundry instructions tag. The text reads:

100% cotton

[machine wash icon] machine wash cold inside out

[no bleach icon] do not bleach

[tumble dry icon] tuble dry low

[no ironing icon] do not iron decoration

[buttocks icon] always wash your butt

keep away from fire especially when wearing

Made in the U.S.A.

M

[–]da-round-hero 2 points3 points ago

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i used to have one that said. "don't be a playa hata"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, yes, we all laugh about the butt washing line, but why is no one appreciating the invaluable fire safety tip?

[–]JakePins 2 points3 points ago

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I always reddit, hoping that one day I'll find something like this

[–]spork_king 4 points5 points ago

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TIL: There is a universal symbol for your butt.

[–]You_Are_Ugly 22 points23 points ago

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Yeah, a picture of a butt is a pretty good symbol for a butt.

[–]smokecrypz 4 points5 points ago

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If my job was to write the words on the tags of clothes I'd do shit like this also

[–]Bloomy999 2 points3 points ago

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Obviously photoshopped. Made in the US. Please.

[–]angiethestrange 1 point2 points ago

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I found one that said GOD BLESS YOU.

[–]coon 1 point2 points ago

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Give it to your mom

I know I did

[–]jack0191 1 point2 points ago

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[–]captainpotty 1 point2 points ago

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Two easter eggs: Keep away from fire, especially while wearing!

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[–]omegamorgan 1 point2 points ago

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Now that one has me thinking, 'wasm doc'

[–]moonflower 0 points1 point ago

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I once found some words of wisdom on a 'No Fear' T-Shirt label:

''Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams''

[–]cjschris 0 points1 point ago

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At first all I saw was a Gmail logo.... Forever alone.

[–]Your_lost_dog 0 points1 point ago

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One of my newer shirts:

"Dirty laundry keeps women busy."

Not sure whether misogynistic or funny.

[–]saiuke[S] 0 points1 point ago

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... Rover is that you?

[–]Your_lost_dog 1 point2 points ago

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It's Jackson now. And all the kibbles and belly-rubs in the world won't bring me back.

[–]guest123420 0 points1 point ago

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"Drink Cold Beer" was all it said on a pair of Fly Low snow pants care instructions.

[–]dankherbals 0 points1 point ago

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ive got a shake junt shirt and the last one of the instructions on the tag is GET BUCK and its got a picture of a 40oz

[–]coldsnake 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Evenged7x 0 points1 point ago

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So we're ignoring that we mus keep our pants away from fires? Personally, i enjoy toasty buns

[–]rangrang 0 points1 point ago

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I applaud.

[–]wallawalla22 0 points1 point ago

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All these years, I've been doing it wrong!

[–]cloud4197 0 points1 point ago

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[–]skyroket 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Photobucket FTL :(