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[–]mikebearpig 28 points29 points ago

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[–]cmtsk8er 8 points9 points ago

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Thanks man! How did you know I would want the source?

[–]Grimsonite 0 points1 point ago

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He has psycic powers.

[–]Doughboy_Style -1 points0 points ago

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i think you mean psykick powers

[–]Grimsonite 0 points1 point ago

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Nope i meant psişik(In my language... PROBLEM?)

[–]cmtsk8er -1 points0 points ago

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Lolz

[–]ProfessorDazzle 13 points14 points ago

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There's a guy on the left in the very beginning taking a picture/video...I wonder if it exists somewhere.

[–]wesinator 9 points10 points ago

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Huh, there's a car coming at me at full speed. I'm gunna record it and put this on youtube.

[–]Grimsonite 1 point2 points ago

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And i'll get so many comments and likes hubba dee hubby bee boo!

[–]zoso33 51 points52 points ago

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1000+! 1000+! 1000+! 2x Multiplier!! 2000+! 2000+!

[–]arrowheadt 6 points7 points ago

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= ATTEMPTED MURDER!

That's what this fucker is being charged with.

[–]fallen77 4 points5 points ago

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This is how deathrace 2000 should have been filmed.

[–]mainsoda 5 points6 points ago

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Wow this makes me cringe, how could you do that on purpose? You have to be a seriously sick fucker, self defense my ass.

[–]Colest 5 points6 points ago

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Didn't you see it? Those bikers were coming right at him.

[–]gyrorobo 1 point2 points ago

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That's how I saw it.. CASE CLOSED! slam

[–]Plutoid 0 points1 point ago

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Or he could've made a stupid decision trying to protect himself and his kid from someone/thing. The cause is not visible in the tape.

[–]jargonista 9 points10 points ago

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You know, I'm a cyclist, and I HATE critical mass. I get it. I do. Sharing the roads with entitled road-raging gas-passers (I move that this is what we start calling automobile commuters from now on) sucks. Yes, cyclists can be entitled assholes too, but at least there's reason there. If a car fucks up, they have a bump in their car, but a cyclist can die when a car makes a mistake.

But CM is fighting fire with fire. What do we hate about gas-passers? Impoliteness, aggression, impatience. And CM only stokes these sentiments by stopping up traffic, and I don't for a second doubt that these cyclists were hitting this guy's car. I heard a story of CM in San Francisco that held up an ambulance and the patient inside died.

What we need is mayors who have bike-forward attitudes to incorporate bike-lanes, realize that bikes and cars are not the same and should have different rights and thusly have different sets of rules.

[–]LadyLicorice 6 points7 points ago

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Lord Licorice! Are we meant to be????

[–]lordlicorice[S] 0 points1 point ago

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We must be related or something; everyone knows that I'm banging Queen Frostine.

[–]ujustdontgetdubstep 0 points1 point ago

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[–]gervaismainline 8 points9 points ago

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NSFL? Maybe?

[–]sarcastic_bastard 5 points6 points ago

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Definitely.

[–]AceMe 1 point2 points ago

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Not at all, everyone survived, and all injuries were either scratches or bent bike tires

[–]Norrbotten 0 points1 point ago

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One cyclist got some stiches on his head.

[–]zinconinco13 5 points6 points ago

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Bitches love stitches.

[–]thevigg13 2 points3 points ago

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Snitches get stitches.

[–]faceplanted 0 points1 point ago

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NSFC? Not suitable for cyclists?

[–]J0nesy 6 points7 points ago

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[–]sarcastic_bastard 3 points4 points ago

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And here I was, thinking of going to Critical Mass, for the first time in my life next week. Thanks, Internet.

[–]lordlicorice[S] 19 points20 points ago

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Please don't do it; being obnoxious dicks does not help secure sympathy for riders.

[–]23235 4 points5 points ago

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Riding your bike down the street = "being obnoxious dicks?"

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[–]23235 5 points6 points ago

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I don't even have a bicycle, but drivers murdering cyclists leaves a bad taste in my mouth, because a friend of mine was killed that way on his way home from band practice.

I drive a lot, and I've never been stuck behind a "Critical Mass." If I ever came across a bunch of cyclists like this, I might be impatient, even annoyed at the inconvenience, but I would not think they were "being obnoxious dicks." They have as much right to the road as I do. I would think anyone who tries to endanger them is being being an obnoxious, murderous dick.

Similarly, if I ever find myself behind an Amish dude in a horse and buggy, I won't think he's "being an obnoxious dick," he's just slower than me.

[–]jargonista 4 points5 points ago

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Good for you. Seriously, I commend people like you. It's the other impatient pricks that are the problem. +1 for patience.

[–]iandavid 10 points11 points ago

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Being obnoxious dicks doesn't work well for drivers either, but they do it all the time.

[–]AceMe 3 points4 points ago

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lol I love how you totally have a valid point, but got downvoted to hell because only the douchebag drivers read your comment.

[–]Massgyo 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, you didn't know? This happens at every one.

[–]sarcastic_bastard -2 points-1 points ago

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Fuck you.

[–]xizorkatarn 2 points3 points ago

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Not sure if sarcasm...

[–]Rottendog 6 points7 points ago

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Source? As a cyclist I'd like to know that this guy was arrested and sent to jail for life if not worse!

[–]ceo617 12 points13 points ago

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He has been charged with attempted murder, crazy son of a bitch!

[–]ptsaq 4 points5 points ago

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I believe this was in South America somewhere. Very similar to another post about 6 months ago or so.

[–]NamelessAce 2 points3 points ago

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As a human, I'd like to know the same thing.

[–]lordlicorice[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Skip to :50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XL3g4vPK30

I'm pretty sure he claimed self defense. His car was surrounded by bicyclists at an intersection and they were pounding on his windows or something.

[–]KyleGibson 12 points13 points ago

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this was in brazil. they were blocking him and not letting him pass through an intersection. he pleaded not guilty, self defense, and he faces attempted murder charges.

[–]LongTimeLurkerGuy 4 points5 points ago

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M-m-m-m-multi kill...

[–]Hawiiday 1 point2 points ago

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HOLY SHIT!

[–]lindberghbaby 1 point2 points ago

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Critical Mass is the single worst thing to ever happen to cyclists.

[–]Circos 2 points3 points ago

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As somebody who tries to convince my friends that humans are beautiful creatures. I find it increasingly difficult when seeing such things...

Just utterly sickening.

[–]NedJasons 1 point2 points ago

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[–]w1ll1amz 2 points3 points ago

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I think this guy hates cyclists more than me.

[–]Lesentic 0 points1 point ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]gyrorobo 1 point2 points ago

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Some men just want to see bicycles fly

[–]neocrosby -1 points0 points ago

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i would so punch this dude square in the nose if the opportunity ever presented itself.

[–]CastleAargh 0 points1 point ago

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This is always a fear in the back of my head when I ride Critical Mass...

[–]dFAFADSFDSA 0 points1 point ago

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Hi, does anyone know, what happend to this maniac driver? I can't find any information on the trial after the incident; even on portuguese news pages. Thanks in advance for a weblink about it.

[–]djloreddit 0 points1 point ago

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i love these ones. havent we all wanted to do this at some point?

[–]Bearmaster9013 -1 points0 points ago

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jezuz! D: i was thinking about going to Critical Mass in San Diego, but fuck that shit!

[–]Morbidgrass -1 points0 points ago

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MKIV GTI!

[–]EH1987 -1 points0 points ago

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-This kills the human.

[–]Cestdujamaisvu -1 points0 points ago

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This needs "FUCK THE POLICE" caps.

[–]SlyFoxMoxis -1 points0 points ago

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dink dink dink dink dink dink dink didalink 1UP

[–]arkain123 -2 points-1 points ago

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I admit I've contemplated doing this

[–]tobitobitobi414 -3 points-2 points ago

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get outta the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he needs to save the internet :D