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[–]thesaunders 17 points18 points ago

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Turkey day in Canada! No work tomorrow! insert power queen fist

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[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, I'm still at work and this is America. Land of the free MY ASS!!?!

It's like I always say, you need a job to be considered a person in America and by person they mean slave.

[–]tommywantwingies 0 points1 point ago

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[–]whatevrmn 9 points10 points ago

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I'll be crying at 11 pm tonight. Season finale of Breaking Bad. Gonna have to wait another year before I get my sweet, sweet tv meth.

[–]CTDiesel 1 point2 points ago

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My thoughts exactly after seeing this gif.

[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 4 points5 points ago

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He's lamenting the state of his career.

[–]b3hr 1 point2 points ago

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he's doing okay he has a website http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/

[–]klsi832 2 points3 points ago

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Remember how bad it was in grade school? It really did make me cry!

[–]hotkakes101 2 points3 points ago

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is this for breaking bad? cause i know how you feel beek

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't work on Mondays!

[–]Shady2707 1 point2 points ago

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: ( too soon man, too soon

[–]spam21 1 point2 points ago

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Perfect timing OP. This will hit the front page by 11pm.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's Sunday and when I looked at this, I looked at the clock and it said 11 pm woooooo!

[–]mabababa 1 point2 points ago

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2true

[–]GldRush98 1 point2 points ago

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animated.

wat

[–]Hassu 1 point2 points ago

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This looks so familiar. where is this from?

[–]Indoorsman 0 points1 point ago

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Dawson's Creek.

/Poker Face

[–]ittakesacrane 3 points4 points ago

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he looks like he's cranking... it's a mixture of crying and wanking.... basically you just crank til you crymax

[–]220V-50Hz3WRoHS[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I craughed

[–]saltyfood 0 points1 point ago

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I have columbus day off!!!! teehee

[–]waffernarf 0 points1 point ago

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I'm reading this at 11:02. Truer gifs were never giffed.

[–]AlwaysSunny-Charlie 0 points1 point ago

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I drink on the job...

[–]acello 0 points1 point ago

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Reading this post at 7:00 on Sunday.

[–]Puggstarana 0 points1 point ago

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I STILL HAVE FUCKING CHEMISTRY HOMEWORK TO DO!!!!

[–]Leigho7 0 points1 point ago

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except on the day before columbus day! for me at least :D

[–]bporter84 0 points1 point ago

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I still don't get it. What is that like?

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Mother fucker 11PM is not in the evening

[–]filthyhabits 0 points1 point ago

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For me, it's Monday morning at noon. (I start work at 5pm everyday)

[–]Michichael 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit it's 3 am? I've got work in 5.5 hours... goddamnit...

[–]twinmatt 0 points1 point ago

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that was me when I realized my fantasy football opponent still had Aaron Rodgers to play.

[–]RedBeeter[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad Sunday 11pm my weekend starts. Mon,Tue,Wed OFF!!!!! FUCK YEAH!

[–]dszordan 0 points1 point ago

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Canada sucka.