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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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That big ass hippo looks PISSED.

[–]mrbroom 2 points3 points ago

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If it was pissed, you'd know it. The cart would be overturned and the man would either be a running blur or gooey toothpicks. Hippo will fuck you up.

[–]AnalBurns 4 points5 points ago

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Hippos kill more people annually than sharks.

[–]Sanderlebau 4 points5 points ago

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Nearly everything kills more people yearly than sharks. Hippos kill more people in Africa than all the other mammals in Africa combined.

[–]WildKittyv1 7 points8 points ago

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That is no mere cart -- that, sir, is a CHARIOT!!!

[–]imbcmdth 6 points7 points ago

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To the Hippodrome!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hippos means horse and dromos means course in Greek, for anyone confused by the etymology. Hippopotamus actually means 'water horse'.

[–]Ben_Yankin 4 points5 points ago

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can't hippos fling their poop ridiculously far? I feel like this guy didn't think it through.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 4 points5 points ago

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I'd be less worried about a hippo's poop-flinging abilities and more worried about the fact they've been known to bite crocodiles in half.

[–]Ben_Yankin 2 points3 points ago

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that too!

[–]fdtc_skolar 0 points1 point ago

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The hippopotamus, for instance, is said to mark jungle trails by excreting a lethal mixture of urine and feces while twirling its tail like a propeller. This may explain the historically sluggish market for pet hippopotamuses.

[–]dirtygremlin 2 points3 points ago

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Early ATV designs.

[–]robbiedo 2 points3 points ago

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How the heck did he harness a hippo? Hippos don't seem to have a high tolerance for nonsense.

[–]MadStruggle 2 points3 points ago

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that is both the stupidest and most awesome idea ever

[–]BlooDMeaT920 1 point2 points ago

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I don't see how this didn't catch on.

[–]adriantanner 1 point2 points ago

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Torque.

[–]xylerium 1 point2 points ago

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Nope. HP.

[–]seechao 0 points1 point ago

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I want one, nothing commands respect like a rampaging hippo.

[–]yep45 0 points1 point ago

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"fuck you, nature"

[–]mearvk 0 points1 point ago

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Wonder if she enjoyed the walks.

[–]fahdad 0 points1 point ago

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Thats the SUV of carts

[–]DrLibra 0 points1 point ago

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what a great way to get a couple of meters down the street before you're mauled to death.

[–]Adhiboy 0 points1 point ago

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Read it as "Just a hippopotamus pulled apart."

[–]nigganigga 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck tha police.

[–]crackrocknbach 0 points1 point ago

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That guy is going to find out how hippos poo and fling it everywhere with their tail

[–]dreamcat40 0 points1 point ago

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Soon

[–]diviave -2 points-1 points ago

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