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[–]I_Submit_This 20 points21 points ago

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0h yeah? ... well ...

[–]ScottCarmichael 0 points1 point ago

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I see no tennis shoes on powerlines - clearly this is 'shopped.

[–]rickfrancocom 9 points10 points ago

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[–]cheerstothe90s 2 points3 points ago

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I came here to respect the goodfeathers too. I was gonna go with this one though.

[–]what1stuff 1 point2 points ago

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I came here to post this. Then I see all the other comments I just figure im old and no one will get this.

[–]neon121 3 points4 points ago

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This looks like the town hall taken from the peace gardens in Sheffield, UK... I was a little shocked to see it on Reddit!

[–]Guitar_Jack 0 points1 point ago

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Well Sheffield IS the wrong neighbourhood... I can't talk though, I'm from fucking Doncaster...

[–]RanRanRuu 0 points1 point ago

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Greenock here, fuckin' ned bastards.

[–]CorvusCornix 4 points5 points ago

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I felt weirdly proud that I recognised where this photo was taken.

[–]harrythebau5 10 points11 points ago

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is that Sheffield? Or am I completely off

[–]neon121 3 points4 points ago

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Pretty damn sure it is.

[–]CorvusCornix 3 points4 points ago

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Yes, yes it is.

[–]redneon 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly what I thought.

[–]harrythebau5 2 points3 points ago

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We few geeks have just won

[–]badzimmer 2 points3 points ago

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Sheffield peace gardens, home of the flying rat and teen friendly eastern blok visitor

[–]harrythebau5 6 points7 points ago

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don't forget the Afro Caribbean lady who likes to enforce her religious views on passers-by by singing loudly at them

[–]CorvusCornix 1 point2 points ago

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she is simply unavoidable!

[–]Adam1867 0 points1 point ago

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We should take a film of her for reddit. Especially when she's rocking her red guitar.

[–]AnEnglishGentleman 0 points1 point ago

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Are you guys familiar with the Brocco Bank supertramp? He used to hang around outside Ecclesall Park and dance to whatever was on his mp3 player...not sure if he's still around.

[–]harrythebau5 0 points1 point ago

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There was another guy who used to dress in all the colours under the sun. He has big platform boots and multi-coloured dreadlocks and dances in the middle of the actual street. As in..the ring road. Is that the Brocco Bank supertramp by any chance?

[–]wibblymat 2 points3 points ago

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Who'd have thought there were so many of us Sheffield folk on here?

[–]harrythebau5 0 points1 point ago

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I'm quite pleased personally

[–]AFDIT 0 points1 point ago

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He was still around last year. Happiest tramp I've ever seen.

[–]Luke273 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck yeah Sheffield.

[–]redfaec 0 points1 point ago

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I know that feel

[–]Kingchip 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Bdcoll 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say i knew where in Sheffield this was taken.

Saw that it was already said -___-

[–]AnEnglishGentleman 0 points1 point ago

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Are there loads of people from Sheffield on reddit or are we all just really vocal about where we're from? :P

[–]parttimehuman 1 point2 points ago

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Pays the doctors, motherfucker!

[–]WDoE 1 point2 points ago

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When you say the word poop, your mouth makes the same motion as your butthole when you poop.

[–]CiD7707 0 points1 point ago

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Well shit...

[–]Big_Ern 0 points1 point ago

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if i could eliminate one animal from the world the pigeon would be it. i have seen a pigeon's nest made from another dead pigeon with live baby pigeons in the nest. what is a predator of the pigeon anyways?

pigeons are terrible in arizona.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28329144/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/pigeon-poop-blamed-awning-collapse/

[–]ferrarisnowday 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen red tailed hawks, peregrine falcons, and cats eat pigeons.

[–]reil15 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Beklund 0 points1 point ago

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Tiny toons' good feathers. I miss that show

[–]blackstrat 0 points1 point ago

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Major medical.

[–]pmjm 0 points1 point ago

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How I feel in East LA.

[–]Dump_Stats 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

I feel mislead

[–]eatcrayons 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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awesome. I always smoke out pigeons when I see em.

[–]poopinmysoup 0 points1 point ago

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I disagree.

[–]Cooleoclark 0 points1 point ago

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Socially awkward pigeon in the back

[–]cagesandalarms257 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of that episode of the Animaniacs based on West Side Story(which is based on Romeo and Juliet, I know) in which the pigeons fight the sparrows over who gets to hang out on the statue of Martin Scorsese.

[–]mkeene19 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit has turned into a shitpile of stupid

[–]playd3ux 0 points1 point ago

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and reposts.